Oh!
We're back with Rewind's Relationship Rankings.
Last time we ranked Carly Shay's past relationships.
That was scary.
And this time we're using our tier list
to rank Tori Vega's past relationships
and love interests.
Oh, no. Why me?
Let's jump right in.
- First up, we have...
Hey. You go to school here?
Tori hadn't seen Daniel since she broke up with him,
but coincidentally enough,
he started dating Tori's best friend.
This is the guy I've been telling you about.
[giggling] My boyfriend.
Oh.
Daniel was a charming guy
who clearly still had feelings for Tori.
Danny had real potential to be high up on our tier list,
but he kinda ruined that.
I mean are- are you maybe still... into me?
No. Not at all and I love Cat.
She's like the sweetest thing ever, and...
I'm psyched you guys are going out.
I guess it- it's just--
[gasping]
[shrilling]
[gasping]
No!
We know Tori wasn't innocent in any of this
and pushed Daniel to embrace his feelings for her.
But we've said this many times here on Rewind.
We do not tolerate cheaters.
And Daniel cheated on Cat, so I'm sorry,
but he's moving down on our list.
Tori.
Oh, hi.
- Ryder. - I know your name... Ryder.
Uh. Aren't you annoyed already?
Ryder Daniels.
It's just a coincidence his last name has Daniel in it,
by the way, because compared to Ryder,
Daniel was an angel.
You know what? You kind of look like this guy I used to date.
Who?
Ryder Daniels.
Oh, you dated him?
Well, I thought I was dating him
then I found out his little game.
Keep going.
Okay. So, Ryder talked me into dancing with him
for a class project, you know, 'cause I'm a good dancer.
And then right after I helped him get an A,
he never called me again.
Oh, you must have felt so dirty.
Nah. He does it to a lot of girls.
He uses them to get a good grade then see ya.
Ryder was only dating Tori
so that he could sing a duet with her and get a better grade.
Luckily, Tori caught on
and embarrassed him in front of everyone.
Now, at least we can thank Ryder for a fire song though.
♪ And one day ♪
♪ I'll have you begging On your knees for me ♪
♪ You mess with me (Yeah!) ♪
♪ And mess with her (Yeah!) ♪
♪ So I'll make sure You get what you deserve ♪
♪ 'Cause one day ♪
♪ You'll be beggin' On your knees for me ♪
[music playing]
Ouch.
Obviously, we're putting Ryder at the bottom of this list.
Unfortunately for Tori, he won't be there alone.
You know, we've been going out for over three months.
I do. We're coming up on our hundred day kiss.
Sneak preview?
Show me the trailer.
Steven.
Please refer to our Carly Shay ranking video,
if you want even more insight on the parasite that is Steven.
Steven's not a cheater.
As far as you know.
Steven cheated on both Carly and Tori.
He tricked them into thinking that he loved them
when, in reality, he just wanted
to date multiple women and share double the kisses.
And he even gave us both the exact same charm bracelet.
Uh. When he gave you yours, did he say...
"It's one of a kind just like you."
[groaning]
At least he had mine engraved, "to Carly" and yours "to Tori".
Yeah, at least... wait.
Mine says, "to Topi".
He didn't even notice they got the engraving wrong.
Unless he's dating a third girl named Topi.
[chuckles]
Too soon?
Steven may have seemed like an amazing guy on the surface,
but once the truth came out,
it was very clear that his core was rotten.
This bad apple gets placed at the bottom with Ryder.
Boy, bye.
Kiss me.
Let's do it.
[cheering]
This one's a doozy.
We know Beck and Tori never dated,
but there was always some chemistry there.
If Jade wasn't in the picture, who knows what
could have happened between them.
So.
Yeah.
Ah... Oh... You.
I'm sorry.
No. I'm sorry. I--
I-I didn't mean to--
No, no, you- you didn't. You--
Then why can't we kiss?
'Cause... 'cause of Jade.
It's been long debated on the interweb
if Beck was a good boyfriend or not.
On one hand, Jade can be jealous and mean.
And on the other hand,
Beck can be flirtatious and absent minded.
But we're ranking Beck in terms of Tori here.
I think this has been a great little experiment.
Experiment?
We proved that you and I can hang out,
you know, just the two of us
and not have it turn into a "datey" thing.
No doubt.
In fact, when I take you home later,
I'm gonna punch you in the arm. Like.
Ow! Too hard.
- Ah, ya baby. - You're a baby.
- No, I'm not. - Baby with lots of hair.
[laughing]
Did we mention he's flirtatious?
I know many of you consider
Becks first run in with Tori as cheating.
But the fact that he was acting does need to be considered here.
Beck never truly betrayed Jade.
And he was always an incredible friend to Tori.
That's why he's getting the kissy face.
Moose? [giggling]
I didn't know you were gonna be here.
I didn't know you were a hockey fan.
Oh. Yeah, I've been a hockey fan for... a long time.
See? My name's on the back. [chuckles]
You can't have a shirt like this made overnight.
You can so.
You just go to that all night shirt shop
- on Western and-- - Shut it!
Ah Moose. Moose was one of Tori's crushes.
Well, to be fair, he was all of the girls crushes.
- Where is he?! - Hi!
What are you guys--
I don't remember saying, "Come in."
Well, I don't remember saying you could hog Moose.
What are you talking about?
"Oh well, Moose, my goodness,
I certainly do enjoy a fine game of hockey."
"Oh, please take me to the hockey game, Moose.
I'm ever so desperate!"
I don't talk like that!
It's hard to truly judge Moose, since he was mostly bombarded
by the ladies trying to date him.
But in the end,
we finally figured out his intentions.
No offense... but I like Canadian girls.
Why?
They like hockey. You know, for real.
[stomping]
They're bigger.
And they're just less weird than Hollywood girls.
Moose was a decent guy,
though a little judgmental on American women.
But in true Canadian fashion,
he was never rude to Tori and acted as a gentleman.
We're putting Moose in the middle here.
'Cause if you and I are ever boyfriend/girlfriend,
I'll be way meaner to you.
Uh. What're-- Hey, now.
We saved the coveted heart eyes spot for last.
And I think by now you can see who we're putting there.
♪ You might be crazy ♪
♪ But have I told you lately That I love you ♪
♪ And that you're the reason That I ♪
♪ Dah dah dah dah ♪
You good.
So, we may have already made an entire episode of Bae or Nay?
on whether Andre and Tori would have made a great couple
or not, and we may have already determined
they'd absolutely be bae,
which may be the reason we're going to rank Andre, too.
♪ Don't think I'm gonna last now ♪
♪ Oh oh oh oh oh ♪
♪ Wait a minute Oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪
♪ Yeah Oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪
♪ Wait a minute Oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪
♪ Yeah Oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪
♪ Wait a minute Oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪
Andre is the guy
everyone wants to be friends with.
He's kind, supportive and caring.
Without a doubt, Andre would have been
the best guy for Tori.
And for that we're putting him way at the top.
Who's your new boyfriend then?
Not cute, Andre.
Well, that's all the time we have for ranking today.
If you enjoyed our assessments, then be sure to like this video.
And, as always, comment on who
or what you want us to rank next.
Also let us know if you agree with our rankings,
but like, you know, be nice.
[arguing]
I got pizza!
[arguing]
Bye.
I'm so sorry.