Hello and Happy Thanksgiving
Happy Thanksgiving guys today's video, I wasn't sure what I was gonna do but I was at Whole Foods, and I saw this vegan Thanksgiving
"roast" that's basically like a fake little
Roast and it kind of inspired me that you know what what if we just do a nice little Thanksgiving feast you know why don't
We just kind of chow down together. Let's say you don't live in the US and you don't celebrate Thanksgiving
I'm gonna give you a taste of what it is like in the typical American family
We're gonna do some cooking, we're gonna do some eating and, most importantly, we're gonna do some talking, particularly uncomfortable
Talking, because if you have ever had a Thanksgiving dinner,
You know the relatives love to just really ask you things that you don't want to answer. I'm pretty excited
I'm doing all the cooking by myself because I'm an independent woman
And I'm gonna do all the eating myself too because I'm also an independent woman. Anyways. Let's go to the kitchen
Let's go um channel some Guy Fieri vibes actually
No, not Guy Fieri because he eats way too much meat and this is vegan
So let's channel some Frelee the banana girl vibes. Okay. Oh, it's kind of sagging a little bit
Not only is the directions for this kind of complicated it also takes like an hour to cook and that's just
So much time, and I am hungry. Let's open up the box
ew ew, look at that little poop at the end I love that they're calling this like on the directions
They're calling it like the roast. This is not a fucking roast. This is a piece of tofu
Jesus Christ it comes with vegan brownies and vegan gravy
Yay
Now I guess we just put it in the freezer
I mean the yeah put it in the oven for an hour and 20 minutes
I don't know what I'm gonna do until then but I'm just gonna cry and be upset. See you in an hour and 20 minutes little ham
And now I guess we put this back in the oven for another 15 minutes
Just when you thought that we were about to eat. No! more waiting, and I am so hungry
But I'm so excited for our Thanksgiving feast
Another fun thing is for the last 15 minutes of cooking we put in the nice vegan brownies
I had no clue that these even like came with it. Wait a second. Let me see the directions for this shit
Okay perfect the work does not end here because we have to make the gravy
Yes, vegan gravy yummy. This is not sponsed. But this is the brand Tofurkey
I've actually had this before like a few years ago, but I haven't had it in a long time
and I'm kind of afraid of it. it says that you can either cook the gravy in the microwave or on the stovetop and
Obviously, I'm gonna cook it in the microwave because I'm lazy af so... I've never been a huge gravy fan
But I'm not gonna like waste it and like not make it. You know, maybe it'll be really good. Ah, ew!
My family is not a huge Thanksgiving family, so I'm excited that we can celebrate together because you guys are my family, too
Ew ew it smells so weird it smells really odd like ew
It's really chunky, it's so chunky. We need to mix it up more. It is not ready yet
today is the 22nd November 22nd. My half birthday, so
I've always thought that half birthdays were so stupid because there's like really no point to them
But I guess we can say today that I am officially 16 and a half rather than just 16
16 and a half pretty old almost 17, but I still look 12
Now I just wait
The Thanksgiving feast is ready
I cannot wait
Oh shit so let me tell you about what we have here because I know that you've kind of already seen
But I want to make it very clear. so right here we have some gravy. right here we have a nice
Turkey roast with some nice stuffing in it not as good as real stuffing
But it's doing the job, then we have some vegan brownies for dessert cannot wait to try those out
We have some cranberries because I didn't want to make cranberry sauce so I'm just gonna eat
Cranberries how they are even though they're really sour and I'm probably gonna die. you might be like Emma,
We don't really care about watching you eat. Let's make this more fun. How are we gonna spice this up a little bit?
I'm trying to have a traditional Thanksgiving meal with you guys right now. During the Thanksgiving meals with your family
What kind of conversation goes on at the table.... Uncomfortable ones
Uncomfortable as fuck. what better activity for us to do during our YouTube Thanksgiving feast then for me to answer some of your guys's
Uncomfortable questions that you have for me. if that doesn't make sense, I'm sorry I don't know what else to say
But first let me actually try this before we start answering any questions
Hmm, it's not bad. Let's try some of these cranberries
Let's answer some of these questions
I told you on Twitter to make them uncomfortable, so we'll see how this goes. What do your armpits smell like right now?
you can only answer this with a type of candle scent. That's a crazy question
Eucalyptus mint. If your iced almond milk latte started talking to you one day. What would it say? I love you, bitch
I ain't never gonna stop loving you bitch. What's the most childish thing that you still do? I cry a lot um
I'm pretty mature for my age. Just kidding everybody thinks I'm 12. Say an unpopular opinion. Well with the holidays coming up
I think it's best that I admit to you. I don't really listen to Michael Buble during the Christmas time
I'm more of a kind of 50s music sort of enjoyer when it comes to the Christmas time
And so I'm really sorry to tell you that I don't listen to Michael Buble
I also don't like Starbucks. Does size really matter? No of course not
What juice box flavor do you feel spiritually connected with? I don't really like juice boxes, but maybe Sunny D
Because you know she's a little bit tangy. She's a little bit trashy, but at the end of the day everyone loves her
Have you ever had a crush on your friend's dad? No that's fuckin' gross. Mac DeMarco dance party in three two one go
How many feet apart were two bros who were chillin in the hot tub that were not gay? five feet apart!
two bros chillin in the hot tub
Five feet apart cuz they're not gay. If you were to choose between getting your period every single day versus eating your toenails whenever you
Cut them off
Which would you pick? definitely eating my toenails because I do that anyways. I would rather die than have my period every day, so
Would you rather be the person doing the cheating or be the person being cheated on? I would
Definitely rather to be cheated on
Because at least that doesn't make me a shitty person and also everyone would feel bad for me
And they would hate the person who cheated. Blondes or brunettes? see I don't have a preference
But I've always kind of had a special place in my heart for blondes, but if you're brunette and you treat me right
Then I'll let it slide. How much of a pain in the ass is Emma?
Why are you asking me? you walk into a room with a single red button. Below it
There is a label that says: "if you press this all of the ducks in the world will be replaced with small versions of Lady
Gaga, but no one else notices
but you" would you push the button? I think ducks are really cute and Lady Gaga is a little bit insane
So I just don't think I'd push the button. Sorry Lady gaga. It's just uh one of you is enough
Do you have a boyfriend/crush at the moment by the way my best friend and I are obsessed with your channel we love you
love you guys, too
I do not have a boyfriend
Sadly, and I don't have a crush on anybody who knows that I exist. Cole Sprouse slide into my DM's, baby
Have you ever sharted? tell us about it. I have sharted when I was on vacation in Maine
I was laying in bed. This was literally two months ago. Okay. I was lying in bed watching some YouTube vids
minding my own business, when all of a sudden
I fart. but then I sit there for a second and realize that wasn't just a fart
you know? that was my first time sharting. It's happened multiple times since and it was really disturbing, but it was hilarious
I was laughing and crying at the same time because it was, okay
We're not gonna talk about it anymore. slime on the first date? Honestly. I think that's kind of taking it too far.
I'd save slime for like the fifth date. first date, I'd maybe do some like ASMR. Jake or Logan?
Nick. ever send nudes? haha
Of cours-- no. What's your most embarrassing period story? Okay
I think the most embarrassing part about it, was that I literally didn't get my period until I turned 16
And I'm 16 now. Because like most people got it when they were like way younger and everybody was like "Emma why don't you
have it yet?" and I'm like I don't fuckin' know. My body makes the decisions not my ass. These brownies are hella good, holy f*ck! These brownies are so good.
First sexual experience if any? oh man my love life is all over the place. So my first sexual
experience would definitely have to be the first time I tried an iced almond milk latte. It was so good that I literally ca--
Would you rather bring back vine or club penguin? here's my mentality on that. At the end of vine's life
No one really even liked it anymore
No one even
Appreciated it. People didn't even go on it anymore and like people weren't even making vines anymore like it just wasn't what it used
to be. Club penguin on the other hand. Club Penguin was thriving until the day that it died. People were still going on that sh*t
and they just kind of like took it down like with no mercy
Which I just think is inconsiderate and rude. Same like what they did with f*kin' toon town. They don't care about the consumer
Uh, I would say bring back club penguin because vine was already dead before it died
Everybody was just rewatching the old vines, which is what we do now anyway when we watch vine compilations every day
So I think I'd bring back Club Penguin. or I would bring back vine, but like during its prime
What's the thirty fourth photo on your camera roll? Oh my god
These are old. these pictures are from when I was in like eighth grade hold on
I wish it was something more funny and entertaining
But it's just not. this is a picture of my cast when I broke my hand it was literally the most weird cast I've ever
Seen it looked like a literal dick. So that happened. Why are you still single? See, here's the thing
It's not up to me
It might be because I look like I'm a 12 year old. it might be because I shower like once a week. it might be
That I'm eating this entire thing of vegan brownies by myself
I'm not quite sure I'm still trying to figure that out. pads, tampons or
diva cups? personally I've never tried a diva cup so I have to go with the tampon.
Tampon! We're really getting scandi in this video talking about tampons. Hopefully I don't get demonetized
Do you ever want to get married? of course I want to get married!
I just have to have some boo thang slide into my DM's first, cuz that's how all good marriages start
You know what I mean? these brownies are so f*ckin' good! I literally almost ate this entire thing myself
I'm proud of me. ah! no Instagram or no YouTube for a year? definitely no Instagram because Instagram is fun
But like I don't even really care that much about it. I love YouTube way too much
I asked you guys to ask me questions that would make me uncomfy and these just don't even make me uncomfortable
And I'm starting to wonder if that's because I share too much on the Internet also
I'm not gonna eat anymore because my stomach feels like it's gonna explode. Would you rather grow out your armpit hair or your toe hair?
I don't like that
I think that's it for today. I hope you enjoyed having a nice Thanksgiving feast with me. Celebrating with me
You know the deal. I would say if you're vegan and you have pretty low standards
You could definitely try out this nice little thing, that they have going here. the brownies were
Worth it that's for darn sure. I hope you enjoyed if you did give this video a thumbs up subscribe to my channel comment down
Below anything you want. I hope you had a great Thanksgiving with your family, got to bond with them a little bit
You know maybe ate some turkey. Maybe got a food coma maybe ate some pumpkin pie
I don't know whatever floats your boat and also just to get a little sappy here because it is Thanksgiving and you're supposed to talk about
What you're thankful for. I'm thankful for you guys. okay, bye. Love you