- Like Danish pastries?
No?
- Oh. - Oh.
- Oh, like the--
- Carlsberg?
- Oh.
What is Danish, is it a continent? (laughing)
(upbeat accordion music)
- Danish!
- Aw, that's very general that, Danish.
- Oh yeah.
- They're cool.
- Name a Danish snack.
- I'm expecting something really nice now.
- (speaking in foreign) Danish snacks.
- Wow! You've been brushing up on your Duolingo.
- I have. (Justine laughing)
I have, yeah.
- Danish pastries or Carlsberg,
that's literally the only thing I can think of.
- And weed maybe.
- Maybe weed.
- Maybe weed and orange glasses?
I'm thinking of Netherlands again.
- You're thinking of Netherlands, yeah.
(upbeat accordion music)
- Biscuit! Oo! What is it?
- Oo, Franske Vafler.
- Franske Vafler, Vafler.
- Vafler?
- Franske Vafler.
- First of all, they spelled France wrong,
then they spelled waffle wrong.
- Oh! (speaking in foreign) so vanilla cream.
- I'm gonna try a real full one.
Get one there.
- Look at that little wafery stuff, that looks really,
and it's covered in sugar, aah!
It looks so good.
- Oo, oo!
- Is it cream and sugary?
- Oh, they're sandwiches. - Oh!
- Very waffly, I love the smell.
- Are you ready for this?
(crunching)
- Oo, they're nice.
Oo, they're really nice.
Oh, they're like croissant.
- They're like a posh Custard Cream.
- Are they a bit stale?
- Yeah, but I like it.
- Ooh, this is--
- I'm not mad about the cream.
- It's a new experience eating it,
it's not just a new flavour, it's a new experience.
- Yeah, I'm confused, man.
- Very sugary, too sugary.
A small child would explode if he ate one of these.
- If you dipped that in tea
I don't know what's gonna happen, though.
I don't think it's gonna soak up
- It would just, ugh.
- Yeah. (Lolsy laughing)
- I'm on board with that.
- Yeah, well done.
- I'm deeply confused.
- Yeah, me too, I'm a very confused boy.
- I really want to like them 'cause I--
- That's the thing, yeah, I want to.
- I'm a Scandi-phile, I really like Scandinavian everything.
(upbeat accordion music)
- Oo!
Whoa, wasn't like that from a cookie now, after that, now.
- Oh, so these are all different, general, I like it.
- Oh, stop.
- Heksehyl.
- (speaking in foreign)
- I don't know if I'll like it!
- Ah, it's licorice.
- Is it?
I'm not a mad licorice fan, no.
- I told you there'd be licorice.
- I didn't realize they were so big on their salt,
everything seems salty flavoured.
- I'm sorry, I couldn't get from the front what it was.
On the back it says (speaking in foreign), so.
- You need some of that (speaking in foreign).
- I'm all for the (speaking in foreign).
- Oh no!
- There was a wild bang of licorice off that, anyway.
- Nope. - Nope?
- Nope.
- Licorice is just leather.
(Dermot and Donal gagging) - Is this bat poop?
- Oh my god, it's lingering. - Blah!
- It's still there.
- I like licorice, but you're telling me (cringes).
So it's funny how that's influencing how,
I'm going "oh yeah", "no, no, I like it", "oh no".
- I feel like I should hold my stomach,
otherwise if I don't, I'll get sick.
- Did Lolsy and Justine like these?
- That's not a trick or a treat.
- Imagine getting that in your Halloween bag,
and you're just like, - It's a disgrace!
- you would egg their house. - Yeah!
- Like, you really would.
- This stuff will make your poop black, just saying.
- Oh 100%.
- I'm calling it.
- It's very strong, it's very profound (laughing)
- I hate licorice.
- [Producer] Do you like licorice generally?
- [Both] No.
- It's a bad start, I suppose. - Yeah.
And salty licorice just seems like an oxymoron, really.
(upbeat accordion music)
- Oo, okay, little box!
Oh, licorice again!
- Ah, stop it!
- Oh my God!
Blackopeep, blackopeep, oh my God!
- For God's sake, like.
- I shit you not, one of my favou rite videos of all time
is this mad lad eating blackopeep!
- I'll have to smoke it now!
- Oh, man, blackopeep.
Give me a fucking blackopeep.
- I feel like a sailor out at sea, having a little--
(Lolsy whistling)
- No!
- Oh, that was beautiful.
- Carefully, don't pick them up the wrong way around
'cause they just come out a bit, looking.
(Elga laughing)
- Oh my God, these are just giant black dongs.
- D'you know, when you take an iron tablet and you do a poo,
like that's what that looks like.
- Oh my God.
Have you ever seen blackopeep?
Have you seen blackopeep, person watching this video?
- I'll just have one pink little ball off one of these.
- There's nice little, yeah,
a little bit of sugar at the end there.
Can you suck that off first?
- Sorry, I just tasted one of the balls
and the overpowering licorice flavour of it is--
- (laughing) Licorice balls.
- Oh, I don't like them.
I've never seen them before!
The crazy man on the videos likes them.
- Oh, sweet Jesus, it just gets worse.
- A bucket please, can I have a bucket?
- Hicorice, hicorice?
It has me shook boy, I can't even speak.
- [Donal] The the balls of hell, man.
(Dermot neighs)
- Oh, god. (Dermot neighs)
- I like it.
- What even is licorice?
- That guy on the YouTube video lied to me.
Blackopeep is not a great deal.
- Just put them back, no one even needs to try them.
Everyone's gonna hate them.
- You're putting that flavour into something, why?
- There's a pile of other crap in there as well.
- Can I give yours a little tickle?
(Donal hums a tune)
(Dermot and Donal hum a tune)
(upbeat accordion music)
- No! - Aww!
- Stop it! - Go away with your--
- Haribo? - Fucking licorice!
- Are you even-- - It's okay.
- joking me right now?
Is this a licorice flavoured sweet again?
- Super Piratos?
What does that even mean?
Oh, super pirates, that's good.
- Pirates, yeah.
- If the last think you bring out is like,
a fish stuffed with licorice, I'm actually gonna--
- Kids and grownups love it so,
well we'll fucking find out, won't we?
- Is that a licorice coin?
- Heads or tails?
- It's all bad, it's all bad news.
- Oo!
- Oo, they're coins!
- Oh, little pirate coins!
(candy bangs onto table)
(Dermot and Donald groan in disapproval)
- One or two of these.
- Would be nice amount.
- That's it, that's all you need.
- Yeah?
(Elga cringes)
What was that?!
(Lolsy cringes)
- Oh my God, no!
- They're salty.
(candy bangs onto table)
- What is that?!
That's not licorice, is it?
- It's still in my mouth.
(Lolsy cringes)
- Oh my God!
Oh my God, what?
- They're actually not bad.
- Oh, god! What the fuck is this?
- They're salty.
- Just like, hit my tongue weird, like (cringes),
brown taste, do you know what I mean?
- Put that in your mouth immediately.
Yeah! (laughing)
- What?!
- It's salty!
- They're so salty.
They get more saltier.
- Put some water in that, would you?
(Donal screams)
- No way, Danish, sorry to say,
that shocked me in the wrong way.
- Oh my God, I'm actually gonna get PTSD from that.
- That was the bizarrest thing.
I kinda want to do it again, but I'm like, why?
- Oh, it fucking says it on the back,
"Strong and salty".
- Yeah. - Why?!
- Why didn't you read that to us at the start?
- There's nothing you can compare it to, really, is there?
- No, that's the thing, like,
I've never had a taste like that in my mouth.
- There's no sugar in there at all.
- Who sent you these?
- The devil (laughing)
- I'm gonna get a trident and stab them.
(upbeat accordion music)
- I'm afraid to see if there's licorice in the middle,
and oh it is licorice!
I feckin' knew it!
- Oh, hang on, licorice candy
- [Both] with licorice powder.
- For fucking Christ. - Licorice, man, what?
- No, that's already my answer.
- This isn't Irish People Taste Danish Food,
it's Irish People Die From Licorice Poisoning.
- But hang on, is Dracula buying these?
Is this who our target market is?
Oh, he loves to, yeah.
- And it's Dracula Classic,
so that would suggest there's other flavours of Dracula?
- Dracula on this, he's not scary,
he's actually just going (cringes),
like he's repulsed by (cringes).
- Licorice?
I dunno, I didn't know Danish was all about licorice.
- Oh, we can't open them! What a shame!
- They're dusty!
- Oh, whoa, what the hell colour,
is that the same colour? - Licorice pellet.
- That looks like a Fisherman's Friend.
- Fisherman's Friend, yeah, it looks exactly like it.
(static noise)
- Oh, rotten! Rotten!
(Dermot cringes)
- Salty! - It's exactly--
- It's fucking salty!
- Does it get better or worse?
(Lolsy cringes)
I can't even bite it!
- What the hell?!
- It's like kissing your granddad
after he just drank a pint and smoked a cigarette.
- Oh my God, it's lingering.
Who is eating this for fun?
- I'm trying to figure out, is the inside of it
any different, or why is?
- No, they're slightly better than the previous one.
- What in the name of Jesus are you thinking, Denmark?
- I think I might have a wee cry.
- Yeah, no, I'm there with you.
- There's a lingering taste now that's not too bad.
- I washed the dirt away.
- Donal O.G Sharpson's back in the building.
- Yeah! - Yeah!
- Yeah!
- I'm gonna eat it!
(Donal humming)
(Dermot laughing) (Donal cringing)
- Oh, it's like licking an ashtray!
- Yeah, they were great, thanks so much.
- My favorite was all of them.
- My mind's blown on the Danish now.
- I have so many questions for Denmark, I really do.
- You didn't have to put the biscuits in there, all right.
We were like, feeling groovy, and then
boom, boom, boom, boom, boom,
kick a man when he's down.
And ending with those motherfuckers?
- It was, phwoar.
- But other than that, yeah, thanks for doing that to us.
(Elga laughing)
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