I'm ugly short and weird
hi it's me Lukas
DiSparrow
and today we are going to Cracow in Poland
by we I mean you and me I am taking you
I'm in a car
I'm at the train station
I'm on a train
bus shuttle
I'm on a shuttle
I am at the airport
I'm on the escalator
I'm in a duty free perfume shop
I just sprayed a stranger
went in my eye
the thing I like about airports is
I can spray a lot of perfumes all over myself
I'm on a plane
take off
I don't like flying
I'm flying
a table
food
a view
a plane far far away
and who needs first class
clouds
turbulences
landing
old planes
Krakow airport
Polish bus stop
a bus
I'm on a bus
I'm in Krakow
Polish dogs
Polish cafe menu
here it is ours hostel
a very difficult to remember password
look at this i dont understand the reviews
it's not that bad
from what you can see
it's clean
keys
a fan
a sofa
window
bed
towel towel towel towel
blanket
pillow pillow pillow pillow pillow
a lamp
a wardrobe
more blankets
this is room nr 4 on the 4th floor (in case any future travelers cared)
next to me is room nr 5
there is no bathroom or toilet in the room
but there is one toilet and one bathroom two rooms share
so it's not too bad I guess
thing people mainly complain about in this hostel is
breakfast
apparently there's only like bread and cheese and ham
the toilet here is clean
and there's another toilet here
so there are two toilets for two rooms
whis is great
a lift
or in American English, elevator
I can't believe I found a vegan restaurant in Poland
a Polish guy on a bicycle
Polish bench
Polish tree
Polish Police
Polish lamp
Polish shop
Polish roadworks
Polish doughnuts
Polish birds
Polish tram
People on scooters
Polish bin
main square
money
fun fact about the square this is one of the biggest squares in Europe
an old well
people on the bicycles
"Bar Mleczny"
which is very typical old school traditional Polish dinning
an old church
Wawel
my mission
go up there
let's do this
sunset
and how am I supposed to get down
roll
going down the hill is going to be another challenge
f**k I lost my phone
oh my god
I lost the phone running down the hill
I lost the phone and somebody found it
and I asked somebody else, a strange to call it and a person who found it
saw me asking the stranger calling it
and another stranger who found it waved at me and I got my phone back
oh my God I love you Krakow I love you people
a dark sky
Polish people sitting on a grass
Wawel
Krakow main square at night
pierogi
a working well
a fountain
empty street
I'm lost
they moved the street
I'm not lost they moved the street
I'm exhausted
it's after midnight I'm ready to go to bed
bye
good morning it's me again
probably by this time you already realized
two things I'm ugly weird and I have a massive forehead
anyway this bed
is yyyyh
I don't know if that was the bed or if that was me but
i literally could not sleep
i went to sleep about 3am
the bed is kind of hard the pillows are really old cheap pillows
other than that in the morning the bed was cosy
so maybe it just takes time to get used to it
a few hours
Im gonna go grab a breakfast
and see how's the breakfast like
:/
ok so that was the breakfast
:/ :/ :/
a fan
a table
rubbish
curtain
dirty towels
that's it for my stay in this hostel
i dont think it was any bad
i mean the breakfast was preee
ok bye bye room
bye bye hotel
im so happy about the weather
i know that this might be a little bit weird
but whenever i see another short guy
im like "do i look like this?"
is this what people see when they see me
a tram stop
a clock
road sign
Polish pigeons
Polish man cutting grass
a pigeon lady
starbucks
nephew
niece
mama
Wawel (filmed by my niece - she demanded the credit :D )
Dragon's Den
dragon
Polish fiat