[music playing]
♪ They say he lost his mind ♪
♪ Went crazy on that day ♪
♪ Ran his train right off the tracks ♪
♪ And drove it straight to-- ♪
Hey!
♪ Where's the engineer? ♪
♪ Been waiting all night long ♪
♪ Better show up soon ♪
Or I'ma have to say so long!
[humming]
♪ Been waiting on the haunted train ♪
[groaning]
That's it, I'm outta here!
This is ridiculous!
There is no haunted train, there is no mad engineer!
And you two chuckleheads are driving me nuts!
[horn blowing]
And stop playing that harmonica!
I'm not playing that harmonica.
[rumbling]
[bell ringing]
- Engine 25! - Engine 25!
White light!
It pulled us on!
We're the victims of forces we can't possible comprehend!
Eww, what's that smell?
She who smelt, it dealt it,
It's not that smell, stupid!
Helga's right, it's more like...
[sniffing]
Rotten eggs!
It smells like rotten eggs, it's one of the signs!
Do you hear what I hear?
You mean that horrible, ear-splitting, impossibly inhuman music?
[screaming]
We're all gonna die!
I do believe in mad engineers!
I do believe in haunted trains!
I do, I do!
Oh, why must I be cursed with such an inquisitive nature?
[electric crackling]
Hey, the lights!
The zone of darkness.
Next stop is...
- You know... - Er... are you pointing down?
This is it!
I can feel the flames of the dark underworld
blowing down the back of my neck!
[screaming]
Huh?
Brainy!
What are you doing here?
Er... I dunno.
[groaning]
[splashing]
I see it!
I see the fire!
[music playing]
Wait, I've got an idea!
Ready, aim...
Fire!
Hey! Woah, hey, hey!
[groaning]
Hey!
What did you do that for?
What are you kids doing here?
Nobody's allowed on this train except the steel mill workers!
Steel mill? We're at the steel mill?
- Sure, where'd you think you were? - This train isn't haunted?
Haunted?
Oh, no, not that story again, this train is for relief workers!
What about the smell?
Girly, have you ever smelled a steel mill?
It's the sulfur!
Smells like rotten eggs, don't it?
And the lights?
Lights? The lights in this car are always going on and off!
But the music?
- I've never heard anything so horrible! - It was like torture!
I thought my ear drums were going to explode!
Er, well, I suppose some people don't appreciate the polka!
OK, does that explain everything?
- Yes... - Yes...
Good, now let's get you kids on the right train home!
Yeesh!
A fire extinguisher against the fires of the underworld, ay?
[chuckling]
Pretty good plan, short man.
I think you set us up, Grandpa.
Well, least you weren't bored, were you?
There is no haunted train.
Well, now I didn't say that.
[engine revving]
[music playing]
♪ Sometimes late at night ♪
♪ You can hear the whistle blow ♪
♪ With a spooky, screechy sound ♪
♪ Like a wheel gone off the rail ♪
♪ And up in the spooky clouds You can almost recognize ♪
♪ The ghost of a crimson engineer With fires in his eyes ♪