How X-Men: Days of Future Past Should Have Ended
♫ If I could save time in the bottles of time ♫
♫ then I could save all of the time ♫
whoa.
Hey! I saw the flight plan.
Why you guys going to Paris?
Oh we're going to invade a highly secure facility
and retrieve one of our friends.
Kind of like what we just did with Erik...
You know what?
Why don't you come with us?
Do you want to go to Paris?
Me?
Yeah man!
You REALLY should come with us
We totally need a guy like you on our team.
I don't know man. My mom would probably kill me.
Well I'm your father, so tell her I said it's ok.
Whaaaat? You're my dad!?
Yes.
Can we talk about this?
No we will never speak of it again. Get on the plane!
Why isn't this working!?
Hi.
I'm holding your neck so you don't get whiplash.
What?
Whiiiip laaaash.
Hello.
We are mutants. And we just saved your life.
Do try to remember that in the future.
Good day!
So we basically used time travel and Quicksilver, and that pretty much fixed everything.
Wow!
Well if by fixed you mean erased all your previous adventures.
Erased? Logan, what is he talking about?
Mmm Timey Wimey... I don't know.
I don't remember anything.
Who are you people?
I just looked under that guys mask. He's Bruce Wayne.
What the? NO! I'm Batman!
Get out of here kid!
Fine. This place is dead anyway.
That's my secret identity!
Well I love it! Move really fast, reverse time,
save everyone...
That sounds groovy!
I'm gonna have to try that some day.
Yeah except for it to work, Kitty has to hold that pose for like days!
I have to pee SO BAD!!!
I didn't even think about that.
Poor girl!
Anyway, hooray for you guys.
But you know what I would've done if I had time travel?
Save Kennedy?
Seems like having a mutant president would've solved a lot of your problems.
Probably.
But what I would've done is sent Logan back to the 60's.
To the first time he met Charles and Erik.
Then have him tell them everything right then and there.
*gasp*
That's a great idea!
Logan, do not let me forget to send you back again 50 years from now!
Excuse me, I'm Erik Lehnsherr.
Charles Xavier.
Go FuuuHHUUUUUUGHHHH
Erik's going to kill Shaw, and get Charles paralyzed!
Guys sit down!
I'm from the future...
and I have so many things I need to warn you about.
Hey fellas!
Just outside enjoying my legs!
What's the matter, baby?
You don't think I look pretty like this?
No... no...
No actually you still look pretty hot like that.
Don't look at me!
Aaaaaggghh! It's worth it.