(vocalizing)
- Hey guys, it's Doug, welcome back, how are you doing.
Today I have a very exciting video for you
because if you did not yet know, I am a big fanboy
of McDonald's, oh my god, I've done so many
McDonald's videos on this channel, it is ridiculous,
I am sorry, but there's gonna be one more
because I am in America right now,
I'm staying with my friend Jack in L.A.
and I realized I hadn't actually been to a McDonald's
in America for a quite awhile, so I thought this would be
a good opportunity to try some of the things that are on
a McDonald's menu in America that aren't in the U.K.
A British tries American McDonald's, I guess you could say.
So I have bought a fuckton of McDonald's food,
I'm gonna sit here and eat it for your enjoyment
and stink up my friend's apartment, sorry Jack.
Let's be real, this is just an excuse
to eat a lot of bad food and not feel guilty.
Also I've gotta be super careful because this beautiful
sofa is only two days old and I will be murdered
if I get any McDonald's on the sofa.
Also, oh my gosh, it took them so long for them
to make my order, and they messed it up like twice,
what is with American McDonald's?
In England, it's fast, but this was not.
However, oh my god, what is this, ugh, that smells so good.
Okay, so one point to American McDonald's
because you have an all-day breakfast menu.
Ahh, McDonald's breakfast is one of my favorite things
and we don't have an all-day breakfast menu in the U.K.,
it's gotta be 10:30, and I can tell you,
it's pretty rare for me to up and out the door
before 10:30 in the morning, so I'm thanking Jesus for this.
This is a sausage and egg biscuit.
I don't really know what a biscuit is,
but it kinda looks like a scone to me.
We don't really have biscuits in the U.K.,
not this kind of biscuit anyway.
It's good.
Let's try the whole thing.
Oh my god, so good.
I think if I lived here, I would be in serious danger
of just eating the McDonald's all-day breakfast menu
all day every day, because it's good.
Mmm.
Oh, that is amazing, why don't they have
biscuits in England, that's so good.
I gotta save room because there's a lot more to go.
That was a good start, McDonald's USA.
So this is an artisan-grilled chicken sandwich,
it comes with a brioche bun and everything, we do not have
this level of fanciness in the U.K. McDonald's.
But this is exciting, and it comes with a maple bacon sauce.
That sounds epic.
I feel like I have a deep connection
with you already, like this was meant to be.
I'm drooling.
Okay, I need to eat you.
(Hello by Adele)
Holy fuck!
What did they do to you, sweet precious
chicken-y, maple-y goodness?
I think I died.
I think I actually died and went to heaven.
There's no way this was not created by anything
less than a god, oh my god.
There's bacon, there's bacon inside, oh my gosh,
I wanna eat it all but I gotta save room.
Please let me move to America.
How do you guys deal with this?
Okay guys, we have peaked too soon because this is what's
next and it doesn't look that awesome, I got to admit.
What is it?
I didn't even know you could order salad from McDonald's,
apparently you can in the U.K. as well, but there is
a lot more options in the U.S., including this,
which is a buttermilk chicken and bacon salad.
I don't know, it sounded good, but it doesn't
look that great, I don't even see any dressing,
there's literally just a slab of chicken
on some salad and some bacon, I mean,
I'm never gonna complain about bacon, but.
That's some good bacon.
What is this, where do I start?
Oh, I found the ranch, I found the ranch, panic over.
You can go swimming in that bag of ranch dressing.
I can't stop thinking about the grilled
chicken sandwich, I'm not gonna lie.
(Hello by Adele)
Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew.
Okay, let's go for a bit of chicken.
How do I even, what the who, how the...
There's definitely a buttermilk crumb
just went on to the sofa.
(I Believe I Can Fly by R. Kelly)
I mean, I don't know why you would really order this,
if you're gonna go for something healthy,
go for a salad that doesn't have deep-fried chicken
on top with crispy fried bacon next to it,
because that is not healthy, you might
as well have a burger, just saying.
It's good, but it's no artisan
grilled-chicken sandwich in a brioche bun.
I feel like I got too picky after that last one.
Now I'm just never gonna be pleased
by anything ever again.
(Hello by Adele)
It was decent, I'm being too mean.
Oh, let me just have some of the pumpkin
spice latte that I ordered.
Where they let me order and pay for it
and then told me that there was no pumpkin spice syrup.
Thanks McDonald's.
So here's a vanilla latte.
What else we got in the bag of goodness.
Ooh, so in the U.K. there is no such thing
as a double quarter-pounder.
I mean, it's pretty basic, it's just a cheeseburger,
but the fact that you can have two quarter-pounders
in there is pretty cool, and the fact that they
messed up my order and put a brioche bun on top of it,
I'm not complaining about, because that is pretty cool.
Why don't we have brioche buns in the U.K., just saying.
Because they're so much better, and so much less healthy.
Mmm.
Ahhh, so good.
So good.
I'm so emotional right now.
I'm just lost for words.
Okay, one thing I'm gonna put out there,
I think the cheese is different in America
as it is in the U.K., I feel like this is more processed
and not as good as our American cheese in the U.K.
Our American, our British American, American cheese,
our British American cheese, British American cheese.
England does American cheese better than America,
how does that work?
Maybe I'm just sittin' in heaven
after that grilled chicken sandwich, I don't know.
(Hello by Adele)
I'm confused how some people can still not know
what the meaning of life is after trying one of these.
Fuck, want you in my body, but I've gotta be
somewhat healthy and not eat four
different burgers in one sitting, alas.
Ooh, it's like Christmas.
Mmm, more pumpkin spice goodness.
But wait, there's more.
Last, but by no means least, is this bad boy.
(gasps)
I spilled some.
(vocalizing)
To some innocent American eyes, this is just
the plain and simple hot fudge sundae.
But, can you believe, they don't have them in the U.K.
McDonald's, what is wrong with you,
this is one of the best creations in the world,
have you tried the hot fudge sauce,
it is mind blowing, it is awesome,
but they don't have it in the U.K.
Seriously England, what is wrong with you?
This is one of the best things ever,
I could just eat the hot fudge sauce on its own,
it's incredible, but we don't have it in the U.K.
We have a raspberry sundae, a toffee sundae,
but no hot fudge sundae.
This may genuinely be the reason for me to move
to America if I ever do that in the future.
You my bae.
Mmm.
Obviously, I've had this before, like most times
that I come to America, but it just doesn't get old.
The hot fudge sauce, mm, so good, so frickin' good.
Foolish England, you don't know what you're missing.
Oh my god.
So if you're ever wondering again in the future
why I love America so much and why I go on about it
so much, hopefully this video explains
a little bit why, or just makes me look insane.
I just love the American food.
Oh, maple bacon artisan grilled chicken sandwich,
I'll be thinking about you for awhile.
(Hello by Adele)
Hope you guys enjoyed this video, if you did, do please give
it a thumbs up, as I do really appreciate it.
Thanks for watching, also thanks to my friend Jack
for letting me stay in his apartment this week
and for letting me eat McDonald's on his lovely new sofa.
He didn't know about that, sorry Jack, oops.
I'll see you guys again very soon, bye.