- Which one of us do you think is more attractive?
Why is, no!
- I'll just take a shot.
- She thinks she's more attractive.
- I'm Megan, hi.
- Hi I'm Andrew.
- [Mediator 1] Are you guys excited to see each other?
- Yeah, very much so.
- [Mediator 1] Alright let's take off the blindfolds.
- Oh, wow!
- You're cute.
- You're really pretty.
- Thank you.
- What do you prefer, I'm tequila.
- Okay I'll just do the same.
- Cheers!
- Okay.
- Ladies first.
- Of course, okay.
Have you ever been in love before?
If so, why didn't it work out?
- We're really gettin' right into it.
- Yeah.
- I would say I've been in love like three times.
- Three times, that's a lot.
- I guess I get to a point where, you know
that oh shit moment where you're like
oh this person can really destroy me?
You hit that, and I'm like oh okay.
- Yeah.
- Wait what was the question?
Have you ever been in love, okay have you?
- Why didn't it work out?
- Yeah.
- Yeah I have, he cheated on me so.
- What?
- Yeah.
- Yeah, I'm gonna ask a question.
How would you rate your (laughs)
How would you (laughs)
How would you rate your oral sex skills out of 10?
- Oh my God, I'm taking a shot to that one.
- You're taking a shot?
- Yes.
I can't rate myself.
- Why don't you feel like you can,
have you given, have you, are you, are you, is that a thing?
Is that--
(laughter)
- Is that a thing?
How are your oral sex skills?
'Cause so many guys think that they know
what they're doing and I'm just like--
- I think I do know what I'm doing, pretty well.
- Girls can fake it.
- Girls can fake it yeah,
but to a certain point you know when they're not.
- You think you know when they're not.
Do you?
- Now I'm all like, my self confidence!
- Finish this line (laughs),
"My favorite genre of porn is..."
(laughter)
I knew you were gonna take a shot to that.
- Is that a dare?
- Yeah.
- Okay, fine.
I'm gonna take a shot anyway.
- Yeah pour me a shot too actually.
- I don't know, like the romantic stuff?
- I knew you were gonna say that 'cause you're sappy.
- What do you want me to say?
Some crazy like, deep anal varnishing or something crazy.
That doesn't make any sense!
How many, oh this is really great.
Why do you get all the bad ones?
- I was gonna say.
- What's your body count?
How many sexual partners have you had?
- Oh God, let me see.
- She's counting.
It's taking long.
- Seven.
- Seven?
I'm not gonna answer, I don't keep count.
I'll just take a shot.
- Yeah I was gonna say, take a shot for that then.
- I don't, I don't know.
- More than seven?
(laughs) Pour a shot.
Do you want kids?
If so how many?
- Yep, two.
Do you want kids?
- I don't want kids.
- You don't want kids?
- No.
- She doesn't want kids!
- I feel like it'd be--
(laughter)
- What about like,
- I feel like it would be--
- Tee-ball!
- So much energy.
- Tee-ball practice.
- Energy.
- Bringing Gatorade.
- You're gonna be the one
that brings like a whole plate of oranges, aren't you?
- I'm gonna be the coolest snack dad ever.
- What sound do you make when you're having sex?
Can you make it?
(giggles)
- I don't make a lot of sounds.
- You're just like silent the whole time?
- No, I'm not silent, no!
Talking I guess, like not talking like conversational but--
- "How was your day today?"
(laughter)
Like I need an example at this point.
- An example?
"Is this good?"
(laughter)
I dare you to text your ex "I still love you."
- I'll unblock his number.
- For real?
- To text him, yeah.
- [Mediator 1] Why is his number blocked?
- I actually had to change my number
because he wouldn't stop texting me
off like fake numbers after I blocked him.
- I wouldn't text him.
I'm gonna audible that,
because that sounds like a dangerous situation.
- Audible that?
- [Mediator 2] Text his grandma instead.
- [Mediator 1] Yes!
- Do I text my grandma?
- Text his grandma?
- [Mediator 1] Text his grandma.
- Why are you doing it on your phone?
Are you texting my grandma on your phone?
- Yes, off my number.
- Oh, shoot.
- Smile.
(giggles)
- "I love your grandson."
Jeez, oh God.
- She doesn't know you're doing it?
- No, my family does not know I'm doing this.
- Really?
- I'm gonna successfully hide this
for the next five to ten years.
(laughter)
For the next five to ten years!
- She's texting, she's typing, there's the three dots.
- Oh no, oh no, oh no!
- She asked "Who are you?"
- Who are you, just don't reply.
- [Mediator 1] Call her real quick and tell her.
(phone rings)
- [Grandma] Hello?
- Hey grandma, this is Andrew.
Sorry, I'm doing this thing right now
and the girl I'm doing it with sent you a text message,
it was like a, I'll explain later, it was--
- Don't make me seem crazy.
- She's not crazy, she's really nice.
I'll explain later, I'll call you--
- [Grandma] Is that a bottle of liquor?
(laughter)
- Um, it's like juice and stuff.
I'll explain later.
- [Grandma] Okay.
- Alright, love you grandma.
- [Grandma] Okay, bye bye.
(laughter)
- She didn't say "I love you too", this is bad!
So now you know my family.
- So it's mine?
- Yeah, it's your turn.
- Would you like to go on another date with me?
If yes, when and where?
If no, why not?
- If no?
Hell yes.
- Hell yes?
- Yeah you're fun, you're nice, you're pretty.
- Thank you.
- Really pretty.
I'd have to get your number.
I could always get your number from my grandma.
- Yep.
It's like an easy way, yeah.
- Yeah, "Hey Grandma, I'm gonna explain all the other stuff.
Can I get that girl's number?"
So what if I cook you dinner?
- Sappy!
Okay fine.
I don't eat meat.
- You don't eat meat, you're vegetarian?
- Yeah.
- She doesn't eat any meat?
- No.
(laughter)
I just got that!
- Cheers.