- Alright another day, another airplane
in the life of the Crosby's. Where we going this time?
- Utah for crazy uncle Steve's wedding.
- Crazy uncle Steve is getting married
this weekend and we're going to go crash the party.
- Go get it!
- Did I tell you that you're going to sing at the wedding?
- Eh yeah.
- Do you want to do that?
- Yeah!
- They want you to sing "Tales old as time" while crazy
uncle Steve and Janessa dance for like their first dance.
Would that be cool?
- Yeah!
- Alright. How many airplanes have we taken this year?
- Like... 25.
- At least 25. Alright let's do this.
(Upbeat music)
- But I saw a skeleton!
- [Mrs. Crosby] What do you wanna go see?
- I want to go see the skeleton.
- [Son] Is this it?
- [Mr. Crosby] This is it. This is Becca's house.
There's a million people at my parent's house this weekend
so we are staying at my sister Becca's house.
(Upbeat music)
- [Mr. Crosby] Did you just ring the doorbell?
- Yes he did!
- [Mr. Crosby] Did you just ring the doorbell crazy?
- Yes he did!
- [Mr. Crosby] It's midnight.
- Hi guys! Come in.
- [Mr. Crosby] Just making yourself
right at home little dude.
- I'm taking off my shoes and socks.
- [Mr. Crosby] Ohhhh here he goes! Hahaha.
- Food! There's food in there!
- [Mr. Crosby] Becca's gonna show
us where we're gonna sleep.
- I'm not gonna sleep.
- [Mr. Crosby] Heheh you don't have to sleep right now.
- [Becca] Where your mom and dad can sleep and
snuggle; do you guys like to cuddle? Carsie come see!
- [Mr. Crosby] This is a hideout.
- Spiderman! Look Spiderman!
Look it at this hideout!
- [Mr. Crosby] Whoa you can almost hit
your head on the ceiling in there!
- Why am I touching my head?
- What? Food!
- You know. I was gonna say we have one of these.
- Mom I'm gonna go up here okay?
- [Mrs. Crosby] Okay. See ya.
- Hi guys!
What kind of birthday are you gonna have?
- Um! Hmm. I'm a pirate!
- [Mrs. Crosby] How old are you gonna be?
- Um uff Ummfree. Where's Becca?
I'm gonna be careful!
- [Becca] Oh so that was gonna be
a pirate? So that (thud) should be
- [Mr. Crosby] Oh!
There she goes.
- It's not that scary it's fun!
- [Becca] It's fun?
- [Claire] Becca it's actually really fun.
- Tomorrow's a big day.
- [Mr. Crosby] Tomorrow's a big day of travel?
- Uh huh.
- Smiling, smiling. One little pumpkin smiling!
Smiling; one little pumpkin is happy.
- [Mr. Crosby] Ready for crazy uncle Steve's wedding?
- Uh daddy.
- [Mr. Crosby] Yeah?
- You just, uh dad come on. You left your ink tag on.
- [Mr. Crosby] Oh boy. That little ink tag
on my pants is still there. So that's just great.
By the way this is my sister Becca, who won't
show herself. Isn't she beautiful?
- No.
- Can you see if there's a seatbelt there?
- [Mr. Crosby] Grace wants to come with us?
- Uh huh. In the middle between.
- [Mr. Crosby] She might just be a little
bit squished between the car seats is that
okay? You gonna come with us Grace?
- Yeah. Yeah, duh.
- [Mr. Crosby] Alright I'll see if we have a seatbelt.
- Dad I don't want
- [Mr. Crosby] If I rip this off
is it going to shoot ink everywhere?
- Mom is this one ours?
(Upbeat music)
- [Mr. Crosby] Welcome to our car Grace.
- Look a carrot.
- [Mr. Crosby] A carrot?
- Very squishy but
- [Mr. Crosby] Very squishy but you made it.
- Kay Grace knock knock.
- Who's there?
- Apple.
- Apple who?
- Knock knock.
- [Grace] Who's there?
- Apple. Knock knock.
- [Grace] Who's there?
- Apple.
- [Grace] Apple who?
- Knock knock!
- [Grace] Who's there?
- Orange.
- [Grace] Orange who?
- Orange you glad I didn't say apple? Hahaha
(Upbeat music)
- Thanks for coming. Thanks for
coming all the way down for my wedding.
- Are you ready to sing a song in my wedding tonight?
- This is my brother Mark.
- Hello. Who we talking to?
- Uhh the world.
- Hello world. I'm the, I'm the runt of the Crosby boys.
- The shortest of all of us.
- [Mr. Crosby] Sorry again this is Janessa; beautiful bride.
- Hi everyone, heheh!
- [Mr. Crosby] Did you see what I did by the way?
- What I, What'd you do?
- [Mr. Crosby] I went and bought these pants yesterday.
- Ohoho you stole em huh?
- [Mr. Crosby] I stole em.
- By bought those
pants you mean you stole those pants?
- [Mr. Crosby] I stole them right out of the store.
- We are between the wedding ceremony and the
reception right now. Um here in my dad's garage.
I'm gonna try to take care of my problem that
I've got and stop looking like an idiot at this wedding.
- [Mr. Crosby] Here's an ax. I don't think the ax is gonna
be the right tool. I have no idea how these things work.
That looks kind of promising. Gonna go with that one.
- Do you have any experience with these things?
- [Mrs. Crosby] With those ink exploders?
- Yeah.
- [Mrs. Crosby] I just heard that they explode.
- It's gonna explode ink everywhere?
- [Mrs. Crosby] Yeah. Careful with your shirt.
- [Claire] Dad, no. Don't open that.
- [Mr. Crosby] You wanna do this?
- [Claire] No.
- [Mrs. Crosby] I read something about
how you need a magnet.
- [Claire] Dad did you get it?
- No I didn't get it yet. Alright that
was not the right tool. I'm supposed to have a magnet.
Do you have any big magnets?
- [Mr. Crosby's Mother] Oh my gosh, not that I'm aware of.
- Oh that might work. Woops wanna pick that up?
I just need that and a hammer. (Tools banging)
Sorry. Alright. (hammering)
- [Mrs. Crosby] What in oop!
- Bent it. (hammering)
- [Mrs. Crosby] Your pants are going
to be dirty, there's dirt everywhere.
- It's better than wearing this stupid thing everywhere.
- [Mrs. Crosby] Yeah, what do you think? Hahah
- Is this a good idea Claire?
My pants are halfway in the ground now.
- [Mr. Crosby's Mother] I know, you
gotta do it on the cement.
- If that don't work then I don't know what it is. Woo!
- [Mrs. Crosby] Did it but it didn't even explode.
- Now I just gotta get the dirt off my pants. Yeah!
That's how you steal pants everyone! So now you have a
fresh clean pair of pants; just steal them and walk
out of the store, bust it with a
crowbar, got yourself a pair of pants.
- [Mrs. Crosby] You are not putting that on the vlog.
- Just for the record I did not steal these pants at all.
I paid a lot of money for em and um I would've just gone
back to the store to have that done but I bought these in
Seattle and now we're in Salt Lake City so I couldn't zoom
back to the store and make that happen so I had to take
matters into my own hands and I was successful.
Now we're headed back to the reception.
(Upbeat music)
- How old were you, like, a month ago?
- Uh.
- Were you four and a half?
- [Mr. Crosby] You ready to sing this?
- Yeah! Ever a surprise.
Ever as before, ever just as sure.
As the sun will rise.
Tale as old as time.
Tune as old as song.
Bittersweet and strange, finding you can change,
learning you were wrong.
Certain as the sun.
Rising in the east, tale as old as time,
song as old as rhyme, Beauty and the beast.
Tale as old as time, song as old as rhyme,
Beauty and the beast.
(Cheering)
(Upbeat music)
- This is the face of a girl who has been dancing
all night long, nonstop, couldn't get off the
dance floor, and now, finally ready to go. Are you already
asleep? She's already asleep. Are you asleep?
(Upbeat music)
- Bye Claire bear.
(Cheering)
- Are you ready to go?
- [Mrs. Crosby] Yeah, say goodbye.
- Bye.