- In a world plagued by cavities and gingivitis,
tune in Sunday night, Grey's Enamel.
(laughs) What's wrong with me?
Welcome Kris to the channel.
I'm about to out-TikTok her.
- Okay.
- I know the medical anatomy
- But you don't know how to make jokes.
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(Mike clapping loudly)
- First challenge.
Your TikTok must answer the question,
who is the last person you want to see at the hospital?
- I don't know what to do.
This is what I'm thinking, I need heart surgery, okay?
Ow, Bear, and then I go in to get my heart surgery.
Who needs heart surgery too?
My heart surgeon.
- I need to create a list of her characters.
- There's no time.
This is good.
- I'm running out of time.
- We're gonna schedule in.
I can't speak.
How do you say schedule?
- Hi, I'm Dr. Mike Varshavski.
- I need put these in my nose.
- I'm done.
- Five minutes, okay? - Done.
- Did you know that you're not supposed
to inhale your water?
- Should we watch hers first 'cause mine is so much better?
- You've set the expectations so high.
- Hi. I'm Dr. Mike Varshavski.
What's your name?
Yeah, I'm Kris Collins, 40 million on TikTok.
Do you know about that?
40 million?
That's really impressive.
You know, what's even more impressive, I'm Batman.
I'm sorry, you say you're Batman?
It's not Batman.
That's my daughter, Riley.
There's a lot of us here.
You know well, I am in fact a family doctor.
I can't see your whole family in one visit.
A doctor?
You want to know what I'm going to do
if you don't deliver health care
to me and my friends here today?
- You're not bad at that. - I don't think
you want to know.
Russian mafia. - Oh my God.
- Okay, we went there.
Not only did we see impressions of Kris,
we got to see impressions of Kris playing a character.
So that's really some next level
character development there,
a performance by Mike. - And props.
- It is deeply unsettling that when I asked Mike
who's the last person he wants to see at the hospital,
he actually identified certain patients
that he wouldn't want to see.
- Just give it to me straight doc.
I'm sorry to say Ms. Collins, but you need heart surgery.
What?
We're gonna schedule you in for Tuesday at 3:30, okay?
Okay.
I'm here to see Dr. Mike for my heart surgery.
Miss did nobody tell you?
No, what?
Dr. Mike is dead.
(beep)
You don't want a dead heart surgeon at the hospital.
- Mike came in with potentially some insulting impressions
of Kris's character. - She killed me.
- Kris murdered him.
- Straight up.
- And I wondering why my Bluetooth headphones
are going off on my phone as I was filming.
- Are those yours?
- By the way, I have an ear infection
so you have a nasal infection.
- Mike really dug and he did some research on this one
because of that, I'm gonna give Mike's TikTok
a full Dan head. - I get it.
- That's a thick head.
Kris only gets half of a Dan head
therefore Mike is - That's fair.
- The winner of round one.
This next challenge, you must show us a scene
from a medical drama where all the characters are blank.
- What if I just do a regular thing
and it's all doctors?
- Yeah you could do that.
Be boring, okay?
- Medical drama where all
the characters are doctors? - Doctors.
- Medical drama where all the characters are dentists.
Grey's enamel.
- All the doctors are Italian.
That could work.
- This one might've been too ambitious.
- How many doctors do we have?
Maybe three.
Oh God, we have 20 minutes?
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I'm drawing a x-ray.
Nice x-ray.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Gotta get rid of him.
I'm annoyed with my own voice right now.
- I'm done.
- I don't care.
- 'Cause I'm a professional and I get things done on time.
That was hard.
- Challenge was a medical drama
where all the characters are blank.
- I said mafia mobsters.
All right fellas, this is what we're dealing with.
This is an x-ray of my cousin's, sister's,
auntie's, nephew's, sister's lungs.
The juggler area and we got a massive tumor here
we gotta get rid of and I know the only doctor
that can get rid of this tumor is you Dr. Fibonacci.
Dr. Tony, I hear what you're saying, but it's inoperable.
I can't do anything about it.
I don't wanna keep hearing excuses.
If you can't get this tumor out of my cousin's, sister's,
auntie's, uncle's, sister's, cousin's,
nephew's, auntie's lung,
you're gonna be sleeping with the fishes.
Hey, if any guy can get that tumor out
it's Dr. Luigi but how?
All you gotta do is tell it to get the fuck out.
Have at it, she's right there.
Listen to me.
If you don't get the fuck out of there,
I know a guy in Bay Ridge who knows a guy in the Bronx
who knows a guy in Staten Island who knows a guy
that'll make you sleep in with the fishes
in the east river, okay?
Let me see if it worked.
Oh my God, it's a miracle.
- Whoa, all right. - Thank you.
- She improved.
- Can you verify the medical accuracy of us?
- Yeah if you talk smack to a tumor, it usually goes away.
- That's what I thought.
- In a bad Italian accent especially.
- Yeah.
- Very funny and only mildly offensive.
- Yes. - Moving on.
- The world playing by cavities and gingivitis
comes a new hit show
from Seattle's best dentistry, Grey's Enamel
where the doctors are freaky and the dentistry gets wild.
The romance behind the cavities and the true stories
of the doctors who work there.
They may be doing their jobs,
they may be cleaning their teeth,
but they're also drinking dental potions
and getting drunk and making love.
What happens on this season, tune in Sunday night.
Grey's Enamel.
- Whoa. - Oh no.
- It's so bad. - So much to unpack here.
- It's so awkward.
- First of all, show airing Sunday, 4:00 p.m
Greenwich mean time I believe
it's what it means, GMT? - That's exactly.
- You've got the good voiceover in there.
Some really clever cinematography
that you incorporated in here.
This did leave me feeling wildly uncomfortable.
- Yeah. - I feel like there was
a much stronger sense of play in Kris'
and I felt like the theme was much more clear.
I'm gonna have to give three full bears
over here to Kris. - Yeah!
- The score currently stands one to one
as we now head into the final round.
Both of you have sort of infamously
over the years, over time,
made jokes and references in your comment to being single.
In this TikTok, - Yeah.
- You must show us what you're really looking for
in a significant other.
- Okay.
- Go!
- I don't even know what I'm looking for.
- I do.
Hey Bear, come here.
You're gonna be a star.
- It's from a Halloween costume.
- I know I've only known you for a short time.
- Dude, I thought it came back.
(slow music)
- I know it's short, but it's sweet
and I love it and it has Bear.
I win.
- The challenge was - Yeah
- What are you really looking for?
- I've only known you for short time
but you're loving, and you're cuddly and you're handsome
and I love you so much and I just wanna run away with you.
I think we could be good together.
What do you think?
- Hey now.
- I actually was worried that I didn't win, I won.
I'm impressed
- Thank you.
- But we still have one more to judge.
- I need to talk about it first.
- Okay Mike needs to prep us.
- This is what some men are looking for.
I don't happen to be one of them.
All right babe, I'll be right there.
Michael Scotivich Varshavski you will be right here.
Okay.
Yeah bro, I'll go out tonight.
Not a problem.
Get the boys together.
Poker night, no problem.
Easy money, let's go.
You ain't going nowhere tonight.
Babe, I had such a rough day.
Do you mind just giving me a back bub?
Oh, I'll give you a massage all right.
You're gonna love it.
All right, babe just don't be rough like last time, okay?
Please.
Oh, honey, I'll give you a massage.
- Oh my gosh.
- We may have had some criminal activity captured
on camera here, - I think so.
- But the mark of good artwork is that it moves you.
A profound work of art can move you to sadness.
- He liked it.
There was no sadness.
- I've come to a decision.
This time around, I'm gonna be rating
with a happy and a healthy.
- What do you mean, what? - I believe the individual
that Mike depicted in this was truly happy,
but I can't say that Mike's attitude and presentation here
appears to presented something healthy.
At the same time, I feel that Kris' TikTok displayed
a true sense of happiness, - It did.
- But is a relationship with an animal healthy?
I'm not so sure. - Yeah, it is.
- Bestiality.
- We have come to the conclusion
that both of you are quite sick, quite disturbed,
and in quite the need of significant reforms
to your own mental health and wellbeing.
- I already knew that. - That being said,
it is not my job to evaluate your brain,
it's my job to evaluate your artwork
and by a slim margin of the live-action bear factor,
Kris is walking away - Yes!
- With the final point.
You have won.
Kris is the queen of TikTok
- Yes, happy healthy. - Dr. Mike is (indistinct)
- And I think you need to take
a good, hard look in the mirror and think about
what you did with that video, okay?
'Cause I'm concerned about you, all right?
- Here's a funny TikTok video to watch.
As always stay happy and healthy.
You have to do that.
Stay happy and healthy.
- Happy and healthy.
- Yeah.
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