Announcer: AT WARRIORS FOR HIRE HEADQUARTERS...
WHAT, WHAT?!
THANK YOU FOR CALLING WARRIORS FOR HIRE HOTLINE.
BOOP! HA HA! [ SNORTS ]
HOW MAY I BE OF SERVICE TODAY?
S'UP, PRO-MONEY. ZANGE COMIN' AT YA.
IT'S LIKE THIS --
THERE'S THIS SUPER LAME SQUID
TERRORIZING THE RHBOFLAVEN BOARDWALK.
HE'S TOTALLY PUNCHY. CHECK, CHECK IT!
HEY, BUB, PASS THE BAIT.
I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU MAN AND --
WOW!
THIS SPICY MUSTARD PACKS A WALLOP.
IT'S A BUMMER, AND NO ONE'S SAFE.
SO, HOW ABOUT IT?
PLEASE HOLD
FOR OUR NEXT AVAILABLE ACTION FACILI-LI-LITATOR.
[ SINGING HOLD MUSIC ]
EH?
SO, WHENEVER YOU'RE DONE WITH YOUR LITTLE COMEDY BIT HERE,
SCOOTCH ON DOWN TO THE BOARDWALK PIER
AND TAKE CARE OF THIS FOR ME.
YOU'LL GET PAID LIKE USHE.
EXES AND OHS!
ENOUGH COMEDY JOKES!
OKAY, THEN.
YOU GET THE TARTAR SAUCE. I'LL GET THE LOBSTER BIBS.
Morbidia: YOU BETTER GET SOME BIBS, YOU COUPLE OF BABIES.
HUH?
All: OOH!
I'D EXPECT TO FIND TWO AMATEURS LIKE YOU IN THIS DUMP.
BUTTS, IT'S WITCH WAY.
MORBIDIA AND GATEAUX HAVE BEEN A THORN IN OUR COLLECTIVE SIDE
SINCE ADVENTURER'S SCHOOL,
AND NOW THEY USE THEIR DARK MAGIC
TO TRY AND STEAL ALL OUR CUSTOMERS.
THEY WERE MEANIES THEN, AND THEY'RE MEANIES NOW!
BETTER TO BE MEANIES THAN WEENIES!
WEENIES.
WE WERE HIRED BY THE ROYAL COURT
TO STOP MISTER SUCKER PUNCH OVER THERE!
TOUGH NUGGETS, VAM-BER!
THE OWNER OF THE RHBOFLAVEN BOARDWALK
CONTRACTED US TO DO THE SAME.
WHAT?!
Both: WELL, THAT'S THE STORY.
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO ABOUT IT?
Both: WHOEVER DEFEATS THE SQUID FIRST GETS ALL THE REWARD.
WELL, ABRA-CA-DINGI.
STAND BACK AND WATCH TWO PROFESSIONALS DO --
UH!
Morbidia: THIS OUGHT TO PUNCH A HOLE RIGHT THROUGH SQUID VICIOUS.
WHAT?! YOU'LL DESTROY HIM!
Gateaux: DESTROY!
WOW, HE PUNCHED OFF BLACK MAGIC.
YEP.
LET US SHOW YOU HOW A WARRIOR DOES IT.
Announcer: EXCALIBURGER MAGISWORD!
PREPARE TO GET LOGEY!
[ WHISTLES ]
WELL, AIN'T THAT A KICK IN THE HEAD!
QUITE.
WHAT LOSERS.
IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S UP TO US, AS USUAL.
LOSERS.
WHAT CAN WE USE HERE? THERE -- PERFECT!
WE'LL DRAIN THE LIFE FROM THIS LEAFY FLORA...
TO ARISE AN ARMY OF CUDDLY HORROR.
[ SCREAMING ]
TEAR HIM TO CHUM CHUNKS!
HMM?!
HMPH!
Prohyas: THEY'RE GONNA EAT HIM ALIVE!
THAT'S SO MESSED UP!
WELL, THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR USING BLACK MAGIC!
WOULDN'T YOU AGREE, PROHYAS?
[ SNARLING ]
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
NO, IT'S ALL GOOD. IT'S FINE.
WASN'T...WASN'T PLANNING ON SLEEPING AGAIN --
FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!
YOU GUYS WANT TO TAKE ANOTHER CRACK AT IT,
OR DO YOU NEED TO SIT OUT A TURN
SO YOU CAN CRY FOR YOUR MOMSEY WOMSEY?
EH, MOMSEY. EH, WOMSEY.
YOUR VICTORY IS DOUBTFUL.
DON'T DO MY THING.
LET US SHOW YOU HOW TO ACCOMPLISH THINGS.
Announcer: GROUND POUND MAGISWORD!
PREPARE TO BE QUAKIN' IN YOUR EIGHT BOOTIES!
UH -- WHOOPS!
WHO ARE YOU GUYS WORKIN' FOR -- THE PRINCESS OR THE SQUID?!
HUH?
[ SCREAMS ]
YOU'VE IMPEDED OUR CREATURE-DESTROYING PAYDAY
LONG ENOUGH!
IF YOU WEREN'T HERE, WE'D BE DONE BY NOW!
BEGIN.
NOT GOOD!
STOP BEING NOT LIVING-IMPAIRED!
OI, WONDER TWITS, STOP DAMAGING THINGS!
[ SIGHS ]
THIS IS JUST SO FUN.
BUT WE'VE GOT A JOB TO FINISH.
Announcer: LASER POINTER MAGISWORD!
Vambre: MY, MY.
LOOK AT THAT WEE RED DOT.
ENTICING MORSEL, ISN'T IT?
MMM, MORSEL.
Morbidia: GATEAUX?! GA-TEAUX!
HAVE YOU TAKEN LEAVE OF YOUR LITTLE KITTY MIND?
I'M A CAT. IT'S ALL I KNOW.
LOOK!
[ LAUGHING ]
HOLD IT!
I THINK I FIGURED IT OUT!
MY BOARDWALK IS IN SHAMBLES, BUT THE SQUID'S ALIVE?!
DUDE! CAN'T YOU SEE WHY HE'S PUNCHIN' THINGS?
"A," HE'S BORED.
"B," HE'S GOT ON BOXING GLOVES.
LET'S GIVE HIM SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE TO DO.
Announcer: PENCIL MAGISWORD!
ONE CONSTRUCTION CREW, ALL READY TO GO!
WELL, BIG GUY, WHAT DO YOU SAY?
THE PIER LOOKS FANTASTIC!
ONE PROBLEM, THOUGH.
HE SCARED EVERYBODY AWAY!
I'M ON IT!
WHAT THE HEY AM I LOOKIN' AT HERE?
GO AHEAD, BIG GUY, DO YOUR STUFF!
[ DRUMMING UPBEAT RHYTHM ]
HEY, HE'S TERRIFIC!
AND LOOK AT THAT!
[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING ]
CAN'T ARGUE WITH RESULTS!
I WAS GONNA GIVE THIS TO WITCH WAY, BUT SINCE YOU GUYS --
MINE! I MEAN, THANK YOU!
GOTTA LOVE HONEST WEIRDOS.
CHOICE PROBLEM-SOLVIN', BUDS.
I'M THROWIN' IN AN EXTRA HUNDO FOR GETTING WITCH WAY A-SHOOED.
I SNICKERED LIKE A DOODLE.
WOW, THANKS, PRINCESS!
WE GOT DOUBLE-PAID!
LET'S GO GET SOME EXPENSIVE MAGISWORDS.
YEAH, THAT MAKES 'EM AUTOMATICALLY BETTER!
YOU'LL PAY DEARLY FOR THIS, WARRIORS FOR HIRE!
HIRE.