wa bam. wa pow. wa baaaaahhhh. (quality content) mac!
Recently other people thought that the clone of me was actually a twin brother of mine
I apparently never knew I had this is me right now
Tell me would I probably still think that I do not have a twin brother
I have a sister who is a four years order then but we're not gonna talk about that. We'd have to get into that
I'm real.
So we're back!
And black!
and scaaaattinnngg. Everywhere all on the floor. (what?)
my living Room now looks like I have my life together (sure mac) don't believe that because there are currently boxes right behind you
But you don't have to see him. You don't have to see him at all. I didn't have to talk about that
I haven't done one of these videos in three months three or four months. I don't know. I'm tired
I haven't done this type video in a certain amount of months, to be determined. And today
I decided why the hell not?
You know, new apartment. New life. New me.
Same Goddamn Mac looking for the views. Featuring a pink lamp gay reasons? Is pink a gay color? Pink's a gay color
Y'all remember the Holocaust right? Are we not 'posed to remember the Holocaust?
I don't know the rules about the internet. De-monetized
Okay, first of all (let's get into it ) So I took to Twitter to ask you guys to send me some of that good ol anti-gay shit. Apparently the world still hasn't learned
This is me, pretending like my videos have some type of influence
A n d t o d a y w e ' r e g o n n a r e a c t t o t h e m
AlaALalawraraOOrrarawraRA ( A toothbrush!)
Let me try to remember my Twitter password
(Mac's really bad impersonation of a robot)
Nope, okay?!
(Higher pitched bad robot)
Nope. OOP
(Robot is clearly malfunctioning and becoming sentient. It must be stopped.)
NO? Okay, I'll be right back. okay. shiiitt. I'll be right back. (haha) kay, we're back. Twitter's out. We're here. We're queer.
these people aren't. At least they're trying to make us believe they aren't. Remember that time when that
Anti-gay preacher was found on Grindr and so he quit his church moved out of the state out of embarrassment
Remember when that happened four more times after that. We love predictable people.
So here we are. "Send me some of that gud anti gay shit". owwowowoow
eeny meeny miny moe, let's do this one. What are you who are you? What's happening? Who's Piers Morgan?
*Really bad audio that sounds like the adults in charlie brown*
First of all, don't know a single thing. They just said in the first five seconds of this video
*WHEEZE* When the accent's so strong. The accent makes you question thinnngss
The first thing people ask is now are you a boy or are you a girl? I'd like to take this opportunity, my book comes out tomorrow
Oh you don't know. Oh bitch here's my book. It's coming out tomorrow. Bitch buy it.
This isn't that. This isn't that anti-gay. This is just them having a conversation.
Which is what we should be doing in this world, by the way, excuse me
I mean, yeah, Pierce probably said a few things I came up quite harsh
But he was still listening and he was still having a conversation
He was just confused people might say offensive things out of pure confusion, but that's out of pure confusion. As long as they're listening
No one starts off fully woke. everyone starts ignorant about something. Okay? Okay, moving on. Next video
I wasted like, what, eight minutes on that. I didn't understand half a word they said, but you know what?
I caught some context. someone sent me a picture of somebody holding a sign that says
"Homosexual marriage is an act of terrorism'
Explain please
What? excuse me wait a minute. how? what are we terrorizing you're ignorance?
Bitch, I'm sorry. Yes, I'm a double terrorist too with my black ass. All these racists. a gay man existing?!
Oh my gosh, I feel terrorized!!1!!!!!111
Okay. I'm lowkey glad the dog is not barking cuz that dog was barking for five hours straight yesterday, and I honestly almost
You almost had to call PETA on my ass cuz something almost happened. I swear to God, I in my mind in my mind
I wasn't actually gonna do any- please- don't, don't unsubscribe. Okay, we're gonna move on to another video
Try to save me some views.
Campbell's recently released a new ad online that features a gay couple (we love that, we stan)
*darth vader voice* ~Cooper I am your father~
I just cringed so much right now, but you know what for the gay? We're gonna accept
no, no. No, ~I am your father~
And it got even mOre crINgey, but you know what this is for the GGAAY. It's for the gay
Cambell's Star Wars soups. The religious right in the country had a problem with oh, we love the religious right
Right, right love that here. That gives me content. They give me views.
I'm so sick of this homosexual agenda. You sell soup not butt sex
AHHAAHHA WAIT A MINUTE! first of all. I'm so sick
Homosexual agenda, I mean who's not sick of me right. Second of all you sell soup not butt sex. wait a minute bitch was there butt sex in the commercial!?
Was they advertising butt sex in the commercial!? Okay, let's talk about this.
Let's rewind this. Let's drop this down, let's booty pop. If you're seeing a gay couple walk around
And the first thing that comes to your mind is butt sex. That is your problem. Not mine. Yeah, you're the one that's perverted.
You're the one that's mind went there. You're mad at Campbell's soup for your dirty ass mine. I'm sorry that the first thing to your mind was anal
Second of all it's not every gay man or gay couple does anal. That's the tea honey.
That is the vodka infused tea, bitch
That lowkey makes me wonder. If homophobes are watching this video right now
Watching my youtube channel and I come out as gay and the first thing that comes to their mind
"Oh, I wonder how much dick he takes"
*Confused gay silence*
None of ya business. Oh, two men feeding their child like a normal happy family. Anal!! Oh, Jess Hicks
we love a queen of perversion like they sit around walking around calling us perverts
But they're thinking about us getting dick in our ass whenever they see us
Explain please. Explain bitch. I don't understand. I don't get it.
If you watch that ad with that adorable little child , and you immediately thought of anal sex- exactly -
There might be something wrong with you
Exactly bitch. I forgot about that. There's a child in the video. The first thing that came to your mind was ain't no bitch
What?
Poor kid must have a terrible life imagine going to school and having to tell everyone that you have two dads
Imagine going to school having to tell everyone you have two dads in 2018
Only person that would have a problem is you bitch like if someone an elementary school walked up to me and was like "I have two dads"
I'd be like, "okay, whatever. I don't care parents are gross. Can I have your applesauce? I don't give a shit." Kids don't give a shit
The only reason why the kids would care is because your ass will make them care because of your goddamn ignorance. The fear you have will imprint on your kids
Your kids will be like, oh
I'm told the fear this because of my parents when the reality, you don't have to fear this at all. because bitch it's just to dads
Must have a terrible life. Bitch. He's in a Campbell's soup ad. I think it's going pretty well
Where you at? What you doing? How much money you got? You got Campbell's Soup money bitch, cuz I don't think so
I'm done with this iconic moment in gay history
"It's not okay to be gay" true and it's not playing back
What's happening? "not okay to be gay" come through slow fade in title sequence.
come through ready to drop some dramatic tea, bitch. Okay, get your pussy wet. Okay this is--
[ w ha t ]
Hello, hello. Hello?
pAAAHH-
Why is there no sound? Is that just my computer acting up? Wait a second. Give me a second.
Hello? Hello? Is my laptop broken? What is happening right now. better now? nope, what?
Let me try playing a different video and see what happened. Well plot twist it is my laptop
I think my laptop had too much of this shit and was like no everything is canceled through it out the window
I am done. My laptop was like, bitch again?
Bitch haven't you made already enough of these. Imma be right back. Hey, we're back. We're still black and we're still
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scatting
Shatting! I originally met shatting. I ruined my own joke with my own stupidity. Oh my god
Let's just get back to some ignorant people. So people think I'm actually like smart and know what I'm doing
"It's not ok to be gay" ehh? There it goes! oKAy! Perfect!
We have sound my laptop is not broken this bitch was expensive
"It's not okay to be gay. It's not okay to be a homo. Shouldn't live that way. God said it's a real big no no. (say it again) "
HHHHHHHHH- HAHA
God said it's a real big no-no. we walk up to God we were like, "gay..?" and he was like "no no" (lil finger wag)
"It's not okay to be gay. It's not okay to be a homo."
God said, it's a real big. No-no. You can look it up for yourself now. The Bible says in Leviticus 18:22
Thou shalt not lie. That one line people use to justify
oppressing millions of human beings from that one
Book in that one section of that one
Version of the book by the way, "and I really did look up that word"
Abomination 17 years ago now and I- I came out of homosexuality
Did he say he came out of homosexuality or what- what?
Le-Eu-Let's rewind this. "I came out of homosexuality" right? Yeah he said. BWAAHh. Wait a minute. Did he- what? How did he come out of homo-what?
what-wh-what the- what's the secret code?
One more time. wait a minute. "and I came out of homosexuality" He just-he-s r- he's- That's what he's saying right
he's c- he j- c- he came out of it. He walked right out of the homosexuality
That's what he's saying. I'm not- my ears are not being weird right now I'm like- this is like, yes? "an abomination
means: enormous sin, morally disgusting, dirty and perverted"
"Not Adam and Steve... not okay to be a homo"
"God said it's a real big no no"
"Second verse. It's not okay to be gay (sing it bitch)
When you don't know music
This bitch just said second verse and sang the chorus again, excuse me. My gay ass, but It's okay you made a bop we'll excuse it
We love a queen. A queen that walks out
"It's not okay to be perverted. It's not in your DNA. What you need is to be converted"
oh gosh
"Personal Experience. Homosexuality is an unhappy, unholy, unnatural, unsatisfying lifestyle"
He said personal experience
Okay, so he did he did suck a dick. He sucked the dick [HE SUCKED A DICK MAURIIII] and the dick sucked back bitch
EHUAAHEHSAWAH
He licked that ass and God was like no no so he had to walk right out. He opened the door
and was like bye. That's the secret. Just walk out of it, guys.
You know if-after a few times and this just don't go well just like
you know what I'm gonna open this door. walk right out.
Welp, that was fun. Got a few dicks sucked. Got a few ass licks, and the campbell's soup ad.
Now I'm going back to straight-dom. Goodbye.
Judge not les ye be judged
Jesus didn't stop there. When he said judge not. Talking to hypocrites.
People who knew judging was calling something right or wrong. They thought it was wrong to judge and it still say
You're wrong for judging
*More confused gay silence*
Was that
supposed to make sense
I thought this was a song bitch, what are you doing? He just- did he just find a way to say that he can judge all he wants. what is religion?
So far, what I'm getting right now, is that people use
religion to just do whatever the hell they want and justify whatever the hell they want. Like he just justified right now
Judging people. Everyone says said the Bible says neither judge. He found a way around it
He just told us some bullshit
But then at the same time he's gonna take lines from one part of the book and take that as literal as ****ing possible
But then this section, oh not literal at all
I'm gonna judge all I want, bitch. Get this man and rhyme for like once for a second I need this Bop back
"Read all the verses now. Just don't take one verse off."
BITCH THATS WHAT YOU DID WITH THE HJFSDHUHFDJHFSD OK. IM S- did you not just take one
line out the book and now make it a song about it
and to say don't take one line out-
I'm tired.
"Take the log out of your eye"
That's code for dick.
sometimes they get up there. We don't know how it's- when you get in the moment things happen and suddenly
"It's not ok to be gay. It's not ok to be a homo."
"God said it's a real big no no"
(one more time, bitch)
"It's not ok to be gay." IT'S NOT OKAAY TO BE GAAY "It's not ok to be perverted. Is to be converted"
Oh my god
Wow I still gotta make more? first of all why the hat?
Second of all
Why the Hat actually I just need to know
Pastor defends his anti-homosexual sermon
Let's see. No homos will ever be allowed on this turf-
I remember this one this bitch. We're getting a sequel. Are you serious?
Ever! Yup
That God's Word says that killing gay people is the only way to get rid of AIDS by Christmas
Wait a minute. He said that? is the sermo- I don't remember that section. uhhawhhah
I have to be honest, when I heard your sermon it sounded like the rantings of someone who was either a hate monger or a
Religious zealot and I'm wondering which are you? As a Christian
I believe the Bible and that's where I get my beliefs. is thou shalt not kill one of the commandments? Yes, it is
but- BUT ahaha yes it is but
this is me gonna try to justify why I'm about to kill all these gays right now because
That's *clap what *clap we do *clap in religion *clap
Turns out that certain people are gay that's just a lie because it's not random
it's it's not something that's just gonna
Accidentally happen to one of my children. if you had a gay son or a gay daughter what would you do then?
That's like saying well, what if your daughter grew up to be an axe murderer?
What if your son grew up to be like Adolf Hitler? What would you do then? I mean, it's just a silly question. What well
* e v e n m o r e c o n f u s e d g a y s i l e n c e*
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You would like to see anyone who's not heterosexual die, correct? Well the Bible says
that everyone. I'm not asking-
Do you see what is happening right now?
This man wants to kill gays
but he's hiding behind religion
Because he is a coward
Do you understand this
He is running away. He is literally holding the bible in front of him
This is like not even
This is literal symbolism
He has strong biases against homosexuality
But instead of facing his own biases and his mind. He is using religion as a shield to preach
and attack groups of people he does not like. Those are the type of people I cannot stand
If you guys haven't seen my previous videos I talk about this. The foundation of religion I respect, but if people like him- people like that
Motherfucker that use religion as a shield to attack people can burn anywhere bitch
I don't give a shit burn bitch. Burn right now. I'm moving on. we will do one more video and I'm gonna go eat
[ Same though mac ]
I'm gonna go eat
People have no control over their race, for instance. Do you think they have control over their sexuality?
Absolutely. OOP Are you voting gay is a choice?
OOP
absolutely
OOOP- AAAAHHH HAHA Ben Carson thinks gay is a
Choice who here is surprised?
No one
Awesome. Let's move on. A lot of people who go into prison, go into prison straight, and when they come out they're gay.
Did something happened while they were in there?
[ w h a t ]
Did he just use prison as an example
You have a- I'm speechless, bitch
You're playing into a building full of a bunch of people of the same sex
for countless amount of years and you have needs
What the hell are you gonna do, bitch? One example bitch. One example and suddenly almost
Homosexuality is just a choice. Some people are allergic to peanuts. Some people aren't and then become allergic to peanuts
I'm guessing peanut allergies are a choice now to according to that f***ing
analogy, I wasn't sensitive lactose. Until two years ago. So I guess lactose intolerant people is just a choice, bitch
It's just a choice. According to Ben Carson. what did we learn today kids
Just walk out of it
HAHgshdf I don't even know
Wow. We love a mess. That's all I'm gonna say about this
anyways
I'm gonna go eat a burrito. And find the keys to this lock of my
Homosexuality so I can just hop on out bitch. Always stay true to who you are. Anyways, my name is Mac
This is some Ciroc. I'm gonna finish the rest of this bottle. These videos take a lot out of me
Don't really like comment share and subscream babe.
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