OK, HERE'S HOW THE GAME WORKS.
I'LL SHOW YOU A NEWS STORY WRITTEN ONLY IN EMOJIS.
YOU'LL TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK THAT NEWS STORY IS ABOUT.
SO, WHO HERE THINKS THEY KNOW THEIR EMOJIS?
ANYONE?
ANYONE AT ALL?
SHOW ME THERE.
LET'S HAVE A LOOK.
OK.
>> I'M INTERNING.
NEVER BEEN TO L.A.
YOU'RE THERE ALL DAY.
YOU'RE LIKE, JEEZ, I GOT TO KICK >> James: OK.
YOU ARE GOING TO DO .
LIKE ALL YOU DESCRIBED IS A BAR FIGHT.
NO.
I CAN TELL YOU WHAT THIS IS.
WHAT THIS IS IS POLICE IN HOUSTON, TEXAS, ARRESTED A WOMAN
FOR BITING OFF PART OF THE NOSE OF ANOTHER WOMAN AND THEN
SWALLOWING IT!
IT WAS PRETTY CRAZY, BUT THEY'RE SAYING IT'S GOING TO BE THE BEST
EPISODE OF "THE REAL HOUSEWIVES" EVER.
[ LAUGHTER ] THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR PLAYING.
WHO ELSE HERE KNOWS THEIR EMOJIS?
[ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ] COME ON UP!
COME ON OUT COME ON OUT.
COME ON, BIG CAT.
HOW ARE YOU?
>> GOOD.
>> James: WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
WHERE ARE FROM YOU?
>> ANGEL.
ORANGE COUNTY.
>> I KNOW YOU'RE AN ANGEL.
HOW ARE YOU, ANGEL?
YOU'RE FROM ORANGE COUNTY?
I'M LOVING THIS, BY THE WAY.
>> THANK YOU.
>> James: NO, I'M JUST TALKING THE CONFIDENCE TO POP A BUTTON
LIKE THAT -- ANGEL.
I'M LOVING IT.
>> SHALL I POP ANOTHER BUTTON OR?
>> James: YES!
YES!
>> ONE MORE.
>> James: THAT'S IT.
AND THEN JUST -- AND THEN I WANT TO SEE THESE COLLARS UP AS WELL!
>> OK.
>> James: HOLD THAT.
CAN YOU HOLD THAT?
[ LAUGHTER ] STAY RIGHT THERE, ANGEL.
OK.
I FEEL THAT WHEN THESE COLLARS GO UP, IT'LL BE A DIFFERENT GUY.
THAT'S HOW I LIKE MY ANGELS.
>> YES, FASHIONABLE.
>> James: THAT'S HOW I LIKE MY ANGELS.
DO YOU USE EMOJIS IN YOUR LIFE?
>> OF COURSE, I DO.
>> James: WHAT'S YOUR GO-TO EMOJ?
>> THE ANGEL EMOJI.
>> James: THAT YOU CAN SIGN OFF AS YOUR NAME.
>> THAT'S TRUE.
ANGEL.
ME.
HA-HA.
>> James: I AM LOVING YOU.
ALL RIGHT.
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS AND TELL ME WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS NEWS
STORY COULD MEAN?
>> OK, A POLICE OFFICER ARRESTED A MAN FOR PUNCHING A WINDOW
WHICH ACCIDENTALLY HIT ANOTHER MAN.
YES.
>> James: YOU WERE CLOSE.
I'M GOING TO SAY, NO, ANGEL.
YOU WERE CLOSE.
WHAT THIS IS IS AN IOWA MAN WAS ARRESTED AFTER POLICE FOUND HIM
PUNCHING A GLASS WINDOW AT 2:00 A.M. TELLING POLICE ANOTHER MAN
WAS HITTING HIM BACK WHEN HE WAS JUST FIGHTING HIS OWN REFLECTION
COMPLETELY RIDICULOUS.
I WILL SAY -- [ APPLAUSE ]
-- THE MAN WASN'T HAPPY HE GOT ARRESTED, BUT HE WAS HAPPY THEY
ARRESTED THE OTHER GUY, TOO.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR PLAYING, ANGEL.
TAKE YOUR SEAT.
WHO HERE -- ANYONE ELSE?
[ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ] OK, I'M COMING DOWN HERE.
WAIT RIGHT THERE.
IT'S UP TO, SIR.
YOU'RE GOING TO DECIDE FOR THE ROW.
WHO LOOKS SO EMBARRASSED?
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
YOU LOOK SO SHY.
WHAT'S WRONG?
ARE YOU WANTED BY THE POLICE OR SOMETHING?
ARE YOU HAVING AN AFFAIR?
YOU SEEM TERRIFIED YOU'RE ON TV.
I'VE NEVER SEEN SOMEONE LIKE THAT.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
>> DAN.
>> James: DAN.
WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
>> YORKSHIRE.
>> James: AH THAT EXPLAINS IT!
[ APPLAUSE ] DAN, DAN IS FROM YORKSHIRE IN
GREAT BRITAIN AND BECAUSE OF THAT, I KNOW THAT NOTHING WILL
MAKE HIM MORE UNCOMFORTABLE THAN THIS MOMENT RIGHT NOW.
DAN, I'M GOING TO COME DOWN THE AISLE AND YOU'RE GOING TO CHOSE
FOR THE ROW, YOU'RE GOING TO CHOOSE FOR THIS AISLE, WOULD YOU
LIKE THE BUTT OR THE CROTCH?
>> BUTT.
>> James: YOU GET ME EVERY TIME.
ALL RIGHT.
DRINK IT IN.
THERE IT IS.
NO.
THAT IS NAUGHTY.
NAUGHTY.
STAND UP FOR ME.
HOW ARE YOU?
>> GOOD, HOW ARE YOU?
>> James: VERY, VERY WELL.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
>> MADISON FROM DAYTON, OHIO.
>> James: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN LOS ANGELES?
>> VISITING FOR THE WEEK.
VISITING THE WORLD.
>> James: YOU THINK THIS IS THE BEST CITY?
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN HERE?
>> THIS IS MY SECOND TIME.
>> James: YOU HAVE TO GET OUT A BIT BETTER.
IT'S A LOT OF FUN.
DO YOU USE EMOJI'S LOT IN YOUR LIFE?
>> I DO.
>> James: WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE GO-TO EMOJI?
>> THE SMILEY FACE WITH THE HANDS LIKE THIS.
>> James: IS THIS YOUR MOM HERE?
DO YOU EVER ACCEPTED EMOJIS TO EACH OTHER?
>> EVERY SINGLE DAY.
>> James: DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM KNOWS WHAT SOME EMOJIS MEAN
AND SOME THAT DON'T?
>> PROBABLY SO.
>> James: NO?
OK.
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK IS HAPPENING HERE
>> OH.
HA-HA.
HA-HA, A MAN -- HA-HA -- I DON'T KNOW -- HA-HA -- HA-HA -- SO HE
PUT SOMETHING UP -- >> James: YOU HAVE GOT IT
COMPLETELY RIGHT!
YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY COMPLETELY RIGHT.
WHAT THIS IS, A MAN IN CHINA WAS RUSHED TO THE HOSPITAL AFTER
TRYING TO CURE TWO DAYS OF CONSTIPATION BY SHOVING A
30-CENTIMETER LONG EGGPLANT UP HIS BUTT.
THIS IS ACTUALLY THE FIRST TIME WE'VE DONE THIS WHERE THE
EGGPLANT WAS ACTUALLY AN EGGPLANT.
THIS HAS BEEN "EMOJI NEWS"!
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR PLAYING.