6AM
Alarm goes off
I'm already in the penthouse,
solving differential equations
and finishing my physics homework
6:30: breakfast
I don't need real food,
I just photosynthesize
No time for coffee,
caffeine pills are all I need
Check the agenda
Nice, not that busy
A quick mindful meditation session
and I'm out the door
7AM
Gym
shit
No worries, I'll make do
You know what they say:
knowledge is power
Lookin' good
8AM
Complex Analysis
Front row, obviously
Forgot my notebook?
That's fine, my memory is impeccable
Class over already?
That wasn't so complex after all
10AM
MECH
Gotta finish my CPEN homework though
Making tons of progress
Time for a quick break
New Elon tweet?
Gotta come up with a witty response
He'll definitely notice this one
10:50
10 minutes before my capstone meeting
Gotta make my slides
11AM
Capstone meeting
12PM
Lunch time
Just kidding, got more classes to attend
Midterms back today
bet I got perfec-
No worries, lowest mark gets dropped
10 minute walk to CEME,
perfect time for some webwork
1PM
Brainstorm future startup ideas
Heh, not bad
Check my crypto portfolio
I'll make my money back one day
2PM
Time for tutorial
Not for me though,
I'm the TA
Just got invited to hang out
I’m way too busy though
maybe next time
3PM
ELEC lab
Gonna need more parts
5PM
Back in the penthouse
Gotta brush up on my practical skills
[bonk]
Enough procrastinating,
I’ll answer Piazza questions instead
6PM
Dinner
Sit alone, can’t be too careful about the next pandemic
Check the CO-OP portal
2 rejections, as expected
Post on LinkedIn about perseverance
Remember: your network is your net worth
7PM
Bus home
First in line, nice
Spot a cute girl
Glance at her every so often,
but don’t make eye contact
Read a book on my phone to seem sophisticated
7:32
Forgot I had design team work to do
Gotta head back
Cut through the bus loop to save time
Finally back
Time to get to work
Just need this done by Saturday
9PM
Feeling productive
Time to finish my homework
These are the only couple moments I need
One last question and I’m done
Next thing I know it’s midnight
Optimal time to check Tinder
Out of swipes already?
Guess it’s onto the next one
1AM
Last bus, as planned
Time to finally head home
Finally home
Time to shower
[sniffs]
maybe tomorrow
Still gotta do my nightly routine though
skincare
meditation
and yoga
Finish the night with some prereading
Didn’t understand shit
All in a day’s work