PUTIN'S FACE!
This can't be real!
Hi guys.
Welcome to another TwoSet episode
on Youtube!
We literally just did an introduction
and we forgot to press record.
[Brett:] I know.
So this is round two.
Check out...
... this beautiful... art work.
[Brett:] Is that..? [Eddy:] I've heard that before!
[Brett:] Yeah! [Both start laughing because of the bad joke made.]
[Hits table in distress, poor Eddie.]
This is a treble clef,
and a bass clef! [Eddy:] Mmmmm...
[Brett:] And there's no alto clef.
But we already made the joke, so it's not funny anymore, so...
Ha ha ha, a viola joke a day keeps the conductor away.
How come I came up with that one? Said that before, but I didn't press record!
So now it doesn't seem spontaneous
Here's another one:
Find a violist. A laugh- a laugh a day keeps- [He forgets the joke.]
... The bad flu away. [Cricket noises]
Oh well. So this video is about...
... us watching classical music fails-
Uh, compilation videos on Youtube.
And we're going to do a competition
So.
We have to watch this...
... and not laugh.
Not even smirk.
An inch of smirking, we lose a point.
[Eddy:] Because laughing is rude, right? [Brett:] Yeah, laughing is rude.
[Eddy:] You- you should never laugh at a musician's mishap.
[Brett:] Mhm. [Eddy:] Because they're trying! They practised so hard, so...
So you're not- if you laugh at these hard-working musicians, it means you are a...
Cold-hearted. [My feelings are hurt.]
Evil.
Privileged, offensive person because you don't know how- ow!
[Brett:] Ha ha ha, "You don't know how- ow!"
[Eddy:] No laughing! I almost stabbed myself. [Brett:] That was the- that was the violist's comeback.
So no laughing. Deadpan face..
We're versing each other.
Here we go. [Eddy:] Three, two, one-
[Brett:] Three, two, one.
[Eddy:] Play.
This is better. I think so better sound right
[Eddy] How is that fail?
[Eddy] I didn't see the fail, I need to pay attention
[Eddy] No...
Uhh
That's not even funny
[Eddy] Oh My God [Brett] He just messed up
[Brett] Think I won that one. [Eddy] I'm not laughing. I'm actually like shocked
[Eddy] You had one job
[Brett] No, that's pretty bad. I still haven't laughed yet I don't think it's it's not nothing's funny
*a truly horrendous attempt at playing the Russian national anthem*
ha ha ha ha
[Brett] You lost there! [Eddy] You did as well, though!
[Brett] Putin's face!
[Eddy] This can't be real
[Brett] How disappointed would you be?
[Eddy, disbelieving] That - That's not real
[Eddy] That's got to be like a shred, it's like one of those shred videos [Brett] Yeah it's gotta be a shred
[Eddy] Oh no, not this one
*scratchy high-pitched notes*
[Brett] I can't even laugh...this is...ear rape
[Brett] She's smiling - does she lose a point?
[Eddy] Hey, she's not bad
[Eddy] The judges' faces...
[Brett] Hey, okay, no laughing I feel like this one's gonna be really funny.
[Eddy] Oh, it's gonna be a page turn fail
[Eddy] Oh, the cringe
[Eddy] Nope! Can't laugh
[Brett] Oh no, at least it's the bass part you know you guys don't play important parts
[Eddy] That's not a fail, that's genius. This guy's a genius
[Brett] It's not even a competition anymore, cause these are all like
really cringey or 's really clever
[Eddy] Should have made this challenge the 'Try Not to Cringe' challenge
[Eddy] Why's his foot on it?
[Brett] To mute it, or something?
[Brett] unifying cringe
[Eddy] This guy's loving his job
[Brett] Dude, this is - [Eddy] Was this shot on a potato?
pixelated
I think this
[Eddy] That's the worst footage
*[Video]"(14 yo Midori) exchanges the 3/4 size violin for the concertmaster full sized Stradivarius"*
[Eddy, scoffs] Takes the concertmaster's Strad
[Brett] That's the best excuse
to play on a Strad
*[Video] "Not two minutes later another string breaks"*
*"Again, she turns to the concertmaster who now give her the second violinist's instrument that he had been playing and she doesn't miss a beat"
[Brett] Midori genius - like the alcohol
[Eddy] That ice cold stare just to say oh, no you peasant oh
[Eddy] No, you have one job [Brett] You can't Yuja Wang piss off
[Brett] Okay, Classical Music Fails, the second track. Well. This is the first track. We watched the second track...first.
*Thus Spake Zarathustra*
*confused horns*
[Eddy] I don't see anything wrong with it [Brett] It sounds perfect
[Eddy] What's wrong with this?
[Brett] Damn I love the timbre. [Eddy] I mean this sounds like the brass in my orchestra
[Brett] Percussion's on point as well
on time
[Eddy, presenter voice] "Stanley Kubrick Productions [Brett] Is this a movie theater come on
*CACOPHONY*
21st Century
*notes begin to make less and less sense as they climb in pitch and volume*
make it ennnnnnd
[Eddy] I want them to play this at my funeral when I pass away
[Eddy] It sort of represents how I feel about the world so far
[Eddy] Ah this [Brett] Ah, I know this one
[Brett] Hahahaha, that's so bad. Poor concertmaster. Look at the concertmaster (mimes the concertmaster's desperate attempts to lead the orchestra)
[Eddy] See the concert master has a very important job
[Brett]I've seen this one...okay watch this
[Eddy] It's gonna happen
*phone begins to ring just as they finish the piece*
[Eddy] Oh no...
*PHONE RINGS* (Brett laughs)
(Brett laughs) [Eddy, cringing] He just stopped...
*phone continues to ring*
*Organ playing Here Comes the Bride*
[Brett] Oh I love weddings
[Eddy, still reeling] Brutal
*wrong note*
[Brett] Ha ha ha ha I want that at my wedding
[Eddy] That moment they knew they shouldn't have saved on the cheap organist
[Brett] Guys, spend proper money on proper musicians
...because it means you care about your marriage.
[Brett, laughing] Why does it - it just keeps going!
*coughing*
[Voice from video] *SHUT UP WITH YOUR DAMN COUGHING
[Eddy] That's so rude - you can't do that
[Brett] Sometimes somebody's just gotta cough, can't help it
*Brett coughs*
*MUSIC*
[Brett] I don't know what this is, at 4 minutes 58
I've actually seen these buskers I think...in Italy or something
oh
[Eddy] What happened? [Brett] He was on the phone
[Brett] I think this was in Italy
[Brett] Dude, he looks like Steve jobs
Steve Jobs...on the Viola
*Classic Nokia Tune ringtone rings*
[Eddy] That's why he put Mark out of business right, Steve Jobs? [Brett, confirming] He just pissed Steve Jobs off, guys
*Steve Jobs plays the ringtone on his viola*
[Brett] You know what he did then? He made a better product
*DING*
[Brett] See? He cool features
[Eddy] I like his sense of humor, though
[Eddy] But he's kind of like, pissed - he's not laughing, anyway. [Brett] Improvise
*NOKIA RINGTONE*
[Brett] Nokia! You're supposed to be out of business already
*pianist plays the ringtone*
*other instruments join in*
[Eddy] Oh, they join in! No way
[Brett] That's so good
[Eddy] That's too good...It's almost like they rehearsed it
[Brett] Oh I've seen this...oh this is so funny
*violinist drops bow in a puff of rosin*
[Brett] He's like, 'I've had enough!'
[Eddy] Is that actually the end of the piece? [Brett] Yeah...look at all that rosin
[Brett] This is one of the most legit...
[Brett] But April Fool's guys
[Eddy] This is like my worst nightmare to ever happen
[Brett] You know once - let's PAUSE -
- I played Mozard No. 4 violin concerto in an orchestra here
and I screwed up the first night
But I kept going
[whispers] like a boss
I just didn't care anymore. Haha I was trying to find a top note but I checked too long - don't check