[MUSIC]
I got something to say, and I want the whole world to hear.
>> Why is he still here?
>> [NOISE]
>> Pat, yeah, you and I, we've known
each other for a long, long time.
And I just hear you criticizing me and making jokes.
When I was all the way at rock bottom, you coined the phrase, bum ass, Corbin.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> And
then I hit it big, I hit it big and you still run your mouth about me.
You talk about all my losses, you criticize my hit show Happy Talk.
>> [NOISE] >> You say I'm undeserving of my pyro and
you, you need to obviously watch your mouth.
Because if you don't, I'm gonna drag you over this desk,
throw your skinny ass in that ring and make you wish you were dead.
>> [NOISE]
[MUSIC]
>> Hold up, hey do you mind?
Thank God they keep the house.
>> Yeah.
>> Pass the.
>> [NOISE]
>> Hold on now, bum ass Corbin.
>> Bum ass Corbin.
>> Before you walk out of this arena,
I think what we were all expecting when we heard
about a Last Laugh Match was that we'd see your sorry ass
,getting laughed out of an entire arena.
So I think with the help of the beautiful people in M-I-N-N-
>> E-S-O-T-A.
>> [NOISE] >> We
can give the WWE Universe what they been waiting for
since you're sorry ass came into this company.
Will you help me laugh this Jabroni the hell
out of Minneapolis, Minnesota.
>> [NOISE] >> [LAUGH] You suck.
[LAUGH]
>> [NOISE]
>> One week ago, a low life scumbag,
named Bum Ass Corbin.
>> Bum Ass Corbin.
>> Stumbled his over to the commentary table and
let the world know that apparently he doesn't love the way I do my job.
>> Pat, watch your mouth because if you don't,
I'm gonna drag you over this desk and make you wish you were dead.
>> [NOISE]
>> Bum Ass Corbin said that if we were to
get into that ring together, I would wish that I were dead.
That's not possible, that'll never happen.
I love my life, I enjoy every single moment.
So much so that when I walked into the WWE Thunderdome for
the first time, all I could think of was, I feel alive.
>> [NOISE] >> When I get to put on the headset and
talking to the microphone for the, millions.
>> And millions.
>> [NOISE] >> Shout out to my man, The Rock,
members of the WWE Universe, I feel alive
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> So Bum Aass while your cat fishing on
the Internet acted like you're not an insufferable, arrogant douche bag.
Why don't you ponder this for a moment?
SummerSlam, you and me Nashville, Tennessee.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> And when I kick your teeth down
your throat, the only thing I will think
is I feel more alive than I've ever felt in
my entire life right here at SummerSlam.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> Bum Ass Corbin.
>> Bum Ass Corbin.
>> Don't be a coward you punk.
[MUSIC]
>> Are you sure you wanna do this?
I mean, are you really sure you wanna do this?
I mean WrestleMania was one thing, lightning, will it strike twice?
Did you think about this?
>> I am lightning and I got lightning in both hands and my feet.
Happy Corbin is an insufferable douche bag, and if I have to be the one to
knock him down a few pegs in Nashville at SummerSlam, I will do so.
I'd love for him to cash in at SummerSlam, what a night.
>> Incredible.
>> Absolutely.
>> It was absolutely incredible, I agree, wait a minute, what are you doing?
>> [NOISE] >> Get off him.
>> [NOISE] >> What the hell?
>> [NOISE] >> Corbin.
>> [NOISE] >> Come on, get off him,
get in there, do something.
>> [NOISE] >> Not the End of Days.
Come on, what are you doing?
Corbin, what the hell are you doing?
>> Hey, Pat.
>> Come on, enough, get out of here.
>> Challenge accepted.
>> [NOISE] >> I
knew Bum Ass Corbin long before all of you did.
Bum ass Corbin and I were actually roommates
as rookies together with the Indianapolis Colts.
He had hair, he had a bad body, he only had one bad tattoo.
He was humble, hardworking willing to grind to do whatever.
And then as soon as his ugly dumbass stepped foot in the WWE,
he became an insufferable douche bag that would do anything for a dollar.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> You
said it not me, this ain't TV 14 yet, but
douche bag Corbin is an accurate title for Bum Ass Corbin.
And I'm viewing it is my job that at SummerSlam in Nashville,
Tennessee, I'm gonna smack him in the mouth.
I'm gonna beat the hell out of him, and
I'm a humble him back to being a good member of our society.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> I've been on an island clanging and
banging, and working out, and watching film,
getting ready to smack the bad tattoos off of Bum Ass Corbin's-
>> Hey, Pat, hey, hey, stop, stop, stop,
stop, and turn and take a look right up here.
Pat, buddy, I am glad that you are back.
But it is a shame that you're too stupid to stay in your own lane.
What you need to do is go take a seat right back behind that commentating table,
where you belong?
I mean, did you see how easy it was for me to drop you in Las Vegas?
Pat, that's because I'm a fighter and you, well,
you just run your mouth and you used to punt footballs.
Now, I would Pat, I would come out there right now and finish the job.
But it seems like I've contracted something nasty.
Nothing goes from sitting in that disgusting chair of yours or
from being too close to the WWE Universe.
I mean, look at this, what is this?
It's like it's monkey pox or something.
>> [NOISE] >> But lucky for you,
I'm staying far away for now.
I'll see you at SummerSlam.