Hello, and welcome to "Is it a Good Idea to Microwave This?" I'm your host, Jory Caron.
Today, laundry detergent!
*sound of detergent sloshing around*
That's pretty much what I sound like after a bean burrito! (laughs) Yeah, let's microwave this!
*theme song plays*
Jory: Let's go roast some nuts!
Jory: And, as always, our Sharp microwave!
Jory: It's never a good idea, unless you want an explosion!
Jory: Stopping, stopping!
Jory: Safety is our number-one concern.
Jon: Wow! That's a lotta smoke!
Jory: The masks- they do nothing!
Jory: We also hide behind this big tin foil shield. Nobody likes roasted nuts!
Ezra: Is it a good idea?
Jory: (laughs) Absolutely!
Jory: Is it a good idea to microwave this?
Let's find out! Here at the Jory Caron Laboratory, safety is one of our many concerns. That's why we hide behind this giant tin foil shield.
It's gilded, it's not solid tin foil.
We have this fan over here, to circulate the air, and, as always, the Sharp carousel microwave. It's been through hell!
Her name is Helga, and she's basically died for this show!
Jon: A few times this season!
Jory: Here's some laundry detergent. I'd say that's a hefty load's-worth! Why aren't we doing the whole thing? Because that's just a waste, people!
Jon: It's gonna take way too long! Laundry detergent!
I'm gonna put it in there for three minutes. Why? 'Cause three is a good number! Now, let's just go.
Jory: I'm gonna have to clean off that screen of the microwave, 'cause Helga's dirty.
Jon: You always get your microwaves dirty!
Jory: What can I say? What can I say?
Jory: It's not really doin' anything, but then again, when you purchase a laundry detergent, do you think, "I'm gonna go for the one that microwaves the best," or "I'm gonna go with the one that works with my washing machine best"?
Jon: See, I personally go for the microwave!
Jory: YOU would, but I'd go for the second one! That's probably why it's not doing anything. If you were goin' for the one that reacts well in the microwave, what you're gonna wanna search for is one with little tin foil chips in it!
Jon: If it says "flammable," that's good! If it says "inflammable," that's good, too! They mean the same thing!
Jory: I learned that from "The Simpsons."
Jon: (laughs, then quotes "The Simpsons") "Inflammable means flammable! What a country!"
Jory: Ooh! It's bubbling!
Jon: What?!
Jory: Ooh! Did not expect that! It's like Old Faithful! It bubbles up. Then, it goes away. Ooh! It's boiling!
Jon: This is pretty exciting, Jory!
Jory: That is actually pretty cool.
Jon and Jory: (make gagging noises in sync with the detergent bubbling)
Jon: It does! It blurps a little bit at a time. Then, it stops.
Jory: (makes farting noise) I'm trying to match it. Ready? (makes another farting noise) I think it's done.
Jon: It's totally constipated at this point!
Jon: Keeps your brights bright and your colors colored!
Jory: That's how good this season is right now. Even something that you thought was gonna be crap is not half bad! That's what we bring to the table!
Jon: Quality, consistently!
Comfort and price!
Jon: That's nice!
It smells like Axe body spray in here right now!
Jon: The real trick? They microwaved laundry detergent!
Jory: Seriously! [Beep]! That's hot! That is hot!
Jon: You alright?
Jory: I'm good, I'm good!
Jon: You alright, Jory? You didn't get burnt too badly?
Jory: No, I"m pretty good, I'm pretty good. Helga would never hurt me like that, would you, Helga? (in pet voice) No, you wouldn't! No, you wouldn't!
Jory: You may be wondering, is it a good idea to microwave laundry detergent? I'm not saying it's a good idea, and it's NOT, but here's a scenario where it might be cool: Really dirty socks!
Take them from here to over there, and put laundry detergent right there. What do you get? Vaporized laundry detergent that actually seeps into the sock. It might clean it. I don't know, I haven't tested it.
It's not a good idea, though. So, I'm your host, I'm Jory Caron, and this is "Is it a Good Idea to Microwave This?"
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