Oh game over
*upbeat techno music*
What's going on guys I am Matthias
and welcome back to another 10 apps that will waste your life!
Bryan, right here- say hello Bryan.
Went through all of your lovely comments
and suggestions for the weirdest apps you could find
and he picked ten
That I, haven't seen before yet,
I will demonstrate for you.
They're weird. They're wacky. They're strange. They're cooky. They 're-
That's all the adjectives I have.
Before we get into to it though,
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*Jazzy Music*
The first app today we're looking at is called
Melon-Tap
Pick desired melon to test Hold iPhone 2-3 inches from melon
Press hand icon and begin patting melon to Continue until app finishes listening
So this app is designed to help you pick out a ripe melon?
Before we test this melon though, let's test my head
*Bryan laughs*
Let's see how ripe my head is
Are you ready?
SHH.
Listen...
Ready?
*tap*
*tap tap*
*tap*
*tap tap*
Watermelon too ripe!*
You wanna try again?
Ow dude did I make a bunch of marks on my forehead?
I was like hitting that hard
I was like
PTCHE
PITHCE
PTCHE
Let's go test it out on an actual watermelon
*knock*
Too. ripe. Too ripe!
This thing is too ripe!
Let's try it we have another melon here
I don't know exactly how I'm supposed to tap it
Y'now (muttering) give it a little like, tap tap, or if I'm supposed to spank it a little bit, I DON'T KNOW.
so we are gonna try this one
*knock* *knock* *knock*
too ripe
I don't think this thing knows what it's talking about
I think no matter you do is too ripe.
watch I am not gonna do any thing
watermelon not ripe
It does do something different!
We will find out..
*stabby stabby*
(Brian)Geez, you're reckless with that knife!
If it's actually too ripe
*sped-up gibberish*
Ooh!
*gross chew squelching*
Eughh!
Eugh-*cough*
That does not taste good..
Maybe it IS too ripe..
I'm just gonna..
*Brian laughing*
Do you think we can return this?
*Brian* Uhh, let me see..
*Brian* Yeah, I think so
*music*
This next app is called "Punch my face"..
Uhh, I'm assuming I put my face on there
And then I punch my own face?
Why would I want to punch my own face?
I love my face! Am I right?
I'm gonna make an angry face! Ahhh!
*picture taken*
Ahh, that's ugly
Zoom in.. We're gonna zoom..
..like that!
That looks about right
There we go
Boom!
That looks good
Wow
But that doesn't
There we go, that's a little better
Oh, wait!
Here we go!
Here we go! I'm..
*stammering*
Let's do the suit and tie
Let's do Hollywood Stage
Because yeah! I'm really close to hollywood!
Let's pick that!
Karate chop, 2000 coins?!
Slap?
I've gotta pay to have these moves?
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
Ready!
What? See, I'm punching myself, man!
Boom! Boom!
Why do I wanna punch myself, man?
Ooh, uppercut! uppercut! uppercut!
Dude, how do I know?
I think I'm winning..
I'm not sure though!
*Brian* Yeah
Yes!
Look, I got 500 coins!
Lets get 500 more coins
I can block, yes!
Boom! Boom! Boom!
Boomboomboomboomboom!(fast)
Blocking your hit! Blocking you, baby!
Boom,boom,boom,boom! Uppercut!Uppercut!
Two-sided uppercuts!
Block! Block! Block!
I'm blocking some of the hits though,
but did I win by that much more?
*laughing*
I need to play so much more to even get the ability-
-to add a slap!
You gotta level up 5000 points just to slap
But only a mere 3000 more to have a baseball bat with nails in it
What?
Next app!
*music*
The next app is called "brace yourself"
Ohh. This app, you put braces. On your own face.
I've never had braces.
I have decently straight teeth.
I- I- I've got some crookedness there, right?
So let's- let's- let's apply some braces to me because that needs to be improved, right?
You can't have flaws as a human!
Am I right?
You can't have slightly crooked teeth, right?
No one will accept you.
Let's take a picture of my- of my mug.
Here.
*picture noise*
Beautiful photo.
There we go, let's add some braces to this, shall we?
How do I zoom in?
Oh! Oh! I don't want that big on my nose baby
Nope- No thank you.
Let's add the braces- Make them slightly smaller...
Put them right into place...Can I add more braces?
Oh I get to add more braces!
Yes!
Let's do the bottom teeth!
Because I-
There we go!
*laughing*
Which look do you like better?
With braces or without braces?
With braces. I knew- I knew you'd pick that.
Am I right?
*techno music*
This app is called "Dab Deplo"
Oh okay so I have to dab a bunch of times
and I can't tap it a- OH!
Oh so I have to dab!
dab-dab-dab-dab-dab
and when it says stop-
BOOOOM- OH
okay- OOH OH
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Here we go! Boom!
My score, dude! For some reason, I'm really good at this game!
Where's the stop?
Dannnnnng
Oh dang dude look at all these special points that I'm hitting, man!
And I'm dabbing like eight people at a time, dude!
This is unreal man.
When do you fail at this game though.
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
Game over. Game over because I dabbed when people told me to stop dabbing.
AND THAT'S REAL LIFE!
Y'know? When you're just like-