Fact Sphere: "Hello!"
"Here on the Harry101UK YouTube channel,"
"we get a lot of questions, comments and feedback about our videos!"
"We thought we'd take this moment to address your questions, comments and concerns."
(reads comment)
"Nice!"
(reads comment)
"Oh."
"Um!"
"Well that's-"
"Thank you?"
(reads comment)
"Ah... okay."
(reads comment)
"Um?"
"Ok I-I-I'm seeing a pattern here."
(reads comment)
"We're not."
"We're currently hard at work making new animations!"
(reads comment)
"Again, no."
"Just busy!"
(reads comment)
"Well that's..."
"Something...?"
"Thank you."
(reads comment)
"Well,"
*sigh*
(reads comment)
"No."
"We're just,"
"Busy."
"Sad face." ):
(reads comment)
"It is indeed!"
"Lots of projects on the way!"
(reads comment)
"Eeyup!"
(reads comment)
"Heh, no, we're still, very much here!"
(reads comment)
nope.avi
(reads comment)
"Don't worry."
"We got lots more on the way!"
(reads comment)
"Awww..."
"We never left!"
"These things just take alot of time!"
(reads comment)
"Well."
"Consider yourself noticed!"
(reads comment)
"Whoa."
(Alternate language.)
(reads comment)
"Well..."
"Science isn't about 'why,'"
"It's about [Cave Johnson quotes.]"
(wynaut)
(reads comment)
"Um..."
"What does that even mean?"
(reads comment)
"It's currently being worked on everyday!"
(reads comment)
"Again it's, being worked on, all the time!"
(reads comment)
"Um."
(several people complaining that 3 is a suspenseful number in the realm of Steam)
"Ok I'm... starting to see a pattern here again!"
(several more people complaining that 3 is a suspenseful number in the realm of Steam)
(this guy gets it.)
(reads comment)
"Neither can we!"
(All around me are familiar faces, worn out in places, worn out faceess...)
(even more people complaining that 3 is a suspenseful number in the realm of Steam)
(wait...)
(ayy lmao)
"I see what you did there!"
(reads comment)
OOT
"I... don't know what you're asking..."
(reads comment)
"Uh..."
YOU GOT THIS
"Oooh uhhh..."
"Uhh One two..."
:D
"Nine."
ULTIMATE PATRICK STEWART FACEPALM
(THREE IS THE WORST NUMBER ON STEAM)
"Don't we all?"
yes
TAT WAS MAZING
"I... don't know what you just said but thank you!"
(reads comment)
"That is true!"
"We got a LOT of turrets,"
"a LOT of toxins,"
"and a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT of death."
that's why video games have checkpoints :3
(reads odd comment)
"Uh."
"Well."
"I'm sorry for your loss?"
(reads comment)
what about this sentence?
"That, is unverified."
stupid giant bronze cranky old rust-bucket core
(reads brony comment)
classic ditzy/muffins/derpy
"What?"
(reads comment)
"Je suis désolé mais j'ai encore du mal avec le francais." (I'm sorry but I'm really bad with french) (Nice pronunciation btw :D)
(reads comment)
"Again, that is also, being worked on!"
(reads comments about #2. (ew.))
WHOA
(reads comments about #2. (ew.))
CALM DOWN GOOD THINGS COME TO THOSE WHO WAIT
"Wh-uh..."
"Ooh."
(reads comment)
sigh
"I... hope you get your wish."
that's up to you
(moar #2 comments...)
"Well..."
"I... don't know about that."
(even moar #2 comments...)
#ROASTED
"That... is true."
(now i know how wheatley feels)
"What do GLaDOS and Hitler have in common?"
"Gas."
morbid
"That is..."
"strangely true."
(reading random comments)
Defective turret: *laugh*
"Hell yeah I do!"
"Thanks!"
(reads comment)
"Well, rats."
"Still got no bullets! *chuckle*"
*sigh*
"Crap."
(Fact Sphere resumes with reading comments.)
"Honestly? I dunno."
"Some would call it ART."
said everyone who saw this comment
(Pink Eye Core continues to read from the mound of paper.)
(numerous people mocking space core)
*ahem*
"Unfortunately, that's all the time we have for today."
"So..."
"Stay tuned, for more animations,"
"And thank you for watching!"
"Goodye!"
Voice: "Thank you so much for watching everyone!"
"I can't believe we just hit 350,000 subscribers! That is insane!"
"Thank you so much!"
*gasp*
"If you want to be notified when I upload the new animations make sure to SUBSCRIBE and DING my little bell!"
"And as always, I will see you in the next video!"
Demon: "Goodbye."
Subtitles by CanucKid aka Titus Fielder