As you can imagine, I'm a very busy person.
Extremely busy.
I have-- I spent hours looking for gifts for you,
to show you today.
Plus I have a serious gambling problem.
And so--
[LAUGHTER]
--I need some things done, and I--
this weekend, I-- well anyway, I went to shop at Walmart.com,
because Walmart makes online shopping easier than ever.
You can simplify your shopping by ordering anything
from anywhere, and get what you need fast.
And they've got something called "pick up today"
that lets you shop online and pick up in-store the same day.
So before the show I bought some stuff.
I got some hair extensions, because I'm
going to extend my hair.
And I got a padded butt lifter to make me look, you know,
a little more booty-licious.
And then of course, the sexy black dress,
so I can show off my sexy legs.
And so-- you don't know me, I'm very different when
I'm not on this show.
[LAUGHTER]
Here's the problem, though.
So I picked all this stuff out, and I can't pick it up,
because now I'm busy doing this show.
As I said, very busy.
So Gillian Thompson, are you here?
Gillian Thompson, where are you?
Hi!
Come here.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
I love you so much!
I love you too!
No, I mean it!
No, I love you, no.
No!
Sit down.
Can I do what you do?
Yeah, do it!
Do it.
Let's-- hey, you want to--
Yeah, yeah.
Let's do it together.
All right, let's do it together.
How long can you hold it?
I don't know, let's see.
Oh, my arms are shaking.
Yeah, I know.
It takes-- yeah.
OK.
All right.
We're going down?
OK, all right.
[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]
Hi mom!
That's my mom.
Oh, hi mom!
That's my mom.
Hi mom, how are you?
I'm great!
Oh, good!
Wonderful.
So how are you doing?
I'm fantastic.
Good, good.
You excited to be here at the show?
Yeah!
Can I-- can I do something though?
I need the stuff picked up at Walmart.
OK.
And I know you came to see the show, but I need this stuff.
Would you mind going to Walmart to pick the stuff up for me?
Yeah!
That is so kind of you.
That is so sweet.
Anything you ask, I'll do it.
That's so great, OK.
So head on out, and somebody will show you,
and then you'll get in a car.
We'll get you a Lyft or an Uber or something.
Jeannie!
Hi girl!
Jeannie!
We'll see you soon!
[APPLAUSE]
[SINGING HAPPILY]
I'm going to let you in on a little secret.
I don't need any of that stuff.
So Gillian is a single mother to a four-year-old daughter,
and I'm going to send her off.
She's going to get a huge surprise when she gets there.
Earlier in the show, we sent an audience member named
Gillian Thompson to Walmart.
Gillian is a mom to a four-year-old daughter,
[INAUDIBLE].
She works as a receptionist for an insurance company.
I want to check in with Jeannie and Gillian now.
Hi!
Hi Ellen!
[DELIGHTED SHOUTING AND CLAPPING]
Hi!
Gillian, you're so sweet that you decided
that you didn't need to stay and watch the show
and you'd go to Walmart for me.
You know, I don't really have anything at all.
I'd do anything for you!
Ah, you're so sweet.
Anything for you, I love you.
I love you too.
I don't have anything that I ordered.
What I did is, I gave Jeannie an envelope
that I'd like you to open right now.
And then you'll just read that.
Go ahead and read that to Ellen.
Ready?
Gillian, we have a challenge for you.
You have 60 seconds to find three items.
If you can grab all of them in under one minute,
you will win a prize.
Ellen is going to tell you what the items are.
OK, ready?
Oh, my God!
OK, I'm ready.
Isn't this fun?
This is going to be really fun.
All right.
So we're going to put 60 seconds on the clock,
so you have to do this really fast.
In 60 seconds, I need you to get a shower curtain, turtle wax,
and a DVD copy of Finding Dory.
And we've go to go in that order.
OK.
Put 60 seconds on the clock.
Go!
Fast, fast!
Shower curtain!
Shower curtain, go, go!
Shower curtain, here!
[EXCITED SCREAMING]
Turtle wax, what's turtle wax?
Auto, this way!
Turtle wax!
Turtle!
Auto!
No!
Where's turtle waaaax?
OK, over here, OK.
Turtle wax!
[EXCITED SHOUTING]
Is that the right one?
It's perfect, let's go!
I'm going!
DVD!
Finding Dory, Finding Dory.
Where's Finding Dory?
Found it!
[SHOUTING AND APPLAUSE]
[BELL RINGS]
I got it!
With time to spare!
That's great.
You did that-- I didn't even need
to put 60 seconds on the clock, you do that in 38 seconds.
Nope!
All right, so here's your prize.
You get to keep the turtle wax, the shower curtain and the DVD.
You get to keep those.
OK, thank you!
Yes!
And then-- oh, one more thing.
There's one more thing.
Jeannie, will you give it to her?
Yeah.
One more thing.
Yes, I will.
$10,000.
[APPLAUSE AND SHOUTING]
All right!
Everyone in the audience, you can try out Walmart's pick
up service today, because you're all
going to go home with a $150 Walmart gift card.
[APPLAUSE AND SHOUTING]
We'll be back!
Oh my God!
I can not breathe right now.
Oh my God!
All because of her!