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welcome to watch mojo and today we'll be
counting down our picks for the top 10
family guy fights
only one of us is gonna walk out of here
alive
for this list we'll be going over the
best fight scenes from the long-running
animated sitcom
family guy if there's a freaking sweet
battle we forgot please let us know in
the comments below
number 10 stewie beats up brian
while brian and stewie usually get on
famously they do have their falling outs
from time to time
one of the most extreme examples happens
when brian places a bet on celebrity
boxing with stewie
hell give me 50 bucks on tyson he loses
and owes stewie 50 bucks
have the money by tomorrow and there
won't be any problems
huh yeah 24 hours when brian fails to
deliver the cash
stewie beats the absolute living
daylights out of brian
yeah that's what happens man oh my god
yeah that's what happens
the baby uses fire fists firearms and
more to deliver the pain
honestly this may not be so much a fight
as a one-sided beatdown but it's still
incredibly memorable and to be fair
brian does eventually get his revenge
when's the beating gonna come brian just
tell me when it's gonna come just do
something anything
look look i'll do it i'll do it first
number nine peter vs liam neeson
like a lot of intoxicated idiots peter
thinks he can do
anything including beating up movie star
liam neeson
when the two meet the actor agrees to
the bout go ahead
take your best shot oh
no no no mr neeson you heard wrong
there's nobody who respects you more
than i do
but peter chickens out neeson forces him
to perform
degrading tasks to make up for his
cowardice so what i need you to do is to
go to a local gym
and ask men to pee in your hands i i
don't
see the connection there after his
friends find out and he gets pushed too
far
peter gains the courage to fight the
actor
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he actually manages to get a few good
hits in
but neeson inevitably and absolutely
destroys peter in a quick and brutal
manner
we guess that's what happens when you
fight someone who's been recognized
internationally as a tough guy since he
was 55 and who scraps with wolves
you know just for fun i also steal small
items from 7-eleven
number eight cafeteria fight
after brian makes an insensitive joke on
twitter the rest of the griffin family
becomes some of the most
hated people in the town it was just a
joke there's no such thing as
jokes anymore yeah we live in a
post-joke world this eventually leads to
chris and meg having more difficulties
at school than usual
when a guy knocks off chris's hat the
middle griffin child retaliates with the
lunch tray
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what follows is an intense fast-paced
fight paying tribute
to the church scene from kingsman the
secret service
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chris and meg straight up demolish many
of their classmates in a variety of
gruesome ways
with fantastic and fluid choreography
and to think their extremely violent
kerfuffle started just because of an
off-color tweet
number seven stewie vs lois
the animosity stewie has towards lois is
a major running gag throughout family
guy
particularly in the early seasons what
are you doing
i'll teach that hussy to go on a boat
ride without me while the hatred is
usually one-sided the conflict gets
decidedly
double-sided when the baby apparently
takes out his mom
what are you doing with a gun something
i should have done a very long time ago
however lois comes back with a vengeance
after stewie takes over the world and
becomes
president
lois stewie your reign of terror has
come to an end
the mad mom bursts into the oval office
with grenades and guns
lots of guns although the weapons mostly
miss their targets the action is
still engaging
the two combatants keep things
interesting by using everything from
knives to a flamethrower ultimately
peter's intervention leads to lois
coming out on top
but their battle was all a simulation
despite being non-canon the fight still
delivered on seasons worth of build up
number six stewie and bertram's final
battle
stewie has several intense battles with
his half-brother and nemesis bertram
but our pick goes to their final one
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after stewie accidentally kick-starts
the big bang during a time
travel accident his rival bertram steals
the time machine
the intelligent inventor follows his
rival into the past
i am gonna kill one of your ancestors
effectively erasing you from history
bertram intended to take stewie's
ancestor leonardo da vinci to an early
grave
but our hero interferes stewie that's my
name don't wear it out
what follows is a chase over renaissance
italy in prototype
flying machines complete with missiles
let's not question this it's awesome
although stewie warns bertram that
taking
vinci out will cause the universe's
destruction the diabolical infant does
it anyway
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in return stewie finally puts an end to
his brother and
punctuates the moment with a terrible
pun
hey bertram what's your favorite kind of
bottled water
mine's arrowhead number five the griffin
family battle royale
after learning to use her inner anger
for martial arts and getting into fights
friction develops between lois and peter
don't you use that tone of voice you
you well what were you gonna what are
you gonna say fat ass although their
bout starts off as a verbal altercation
it soon turns physical
you just hit me that's right then their
two oldest kids take sides and begin
throwing hands
i don't like to be touched it's not
long before brian and stewie join in the
melee as well
the whole family just goes to town
demolishing their house
in their desperate attempt to beat each
other down
even their shared laughter over peter's
head getting stuck in a painting of a
horse's backside
isn't enough to stop their onslaught
ultimately they put the blame on tv
maybe the family should stick to
watching youtube instead
number four peter versus shelly booth
bishop
after stealing a parrot peter naturally
makes logical choice
to become a pirate there's me wench
peter what the hell are you doing but
rather than plunder the oceans
he and his sea dogs cause havoc on the
land peter eventually sees a british man
named shelley booth bishop
sitting in their car you'll never take
my cargo
when the newly minted pirate tries to
attack this innocent man
a hilarious car version of a pirate
naval battle ensues
we see cannons a sail and even a sword
fight
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the music peter and his crew's constant
jolly laughter
and the general air of swashbuckling fun
are all fantastic
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all the random pirate elements make this
one of the show's most
lighthearted and enjoyable fights number
three
peter versus donald trump oh boy
are you looking for a family guy fight
that can't be seen as
controversial or offensive well you
won't get it with this
entry it's an honor to meet you mr
president this is amazing
after peter starts working for donald
trump the cartoon president assaults meg
this leads to an argument between the
men if i screwed up so bad
how come i'm a billionaire billionaire
please you're worth 700 mil on the high
side
after peter questions trump's net worth
a prolonged fight scene ensues
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the two fight all over washington dc we
see the white house
congress and the air and space museum
all turned into impromptu fight arenas
both combatants fight dirty and there
are a ton of great sight gags throughout
their clash
as a hilarious button on their battle
they're both saved from
certain doom by canadian prime minister
justin trudeau
hey call me if you ever need help moving
trudeau away
number two peter griffin vs homer
simpson
this inevitable clash between two
animation icons
was endlessly entertaining wow you work
at a nuclear power plant
what's that i don't know although they
initially get along famously
homer simpson and peter griffin conclude
their cartoon collaboration with
violence the duo throws down in an
extended fight sequence that takes them
all over springfield hey knock it off
there's a kid back there
i'm in danger they encounter familiar
simpsons characters
as well as iconic landmarks their fight
even sees them gain nuclear superpowers
and get launched into an
alien spaceship bye thanks for having me
the numerous gags referencing both shows
as well as the intense action throughout
make it a great fight and while comic
book guy may have his
own opinion of the fight worst chicken
fight
ever it's still worthy enough for our
number two spot
before we get to our top pick here are a
few honorable mentions
the griffins versus an offensive robot
politically correct
no weirdly awesome yes
herbert vs franz we're not rooting for
either but the slo-mo
is hilarious
yeah me too we're fighting
wherever am i it's okay we're fighting
wake up
joe versus peter quagmire and cleveland
joe can really throw down come on guys
get him
peter versus mr washy washy street
fighter
eat your heart out
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number one every chicken fight
that's right all of them oh yeah and uh
that nice chicken outside gave me this
coupon
i'm sorry this is expired you son of a b
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we honestly couldn't choose just one
brawl between peter and ernie the giant
chicken
their fight across time and space might
just be the best of all of their bouts
but we felt like they're all so great
that they needed to be acknowledged at
the same time
chicken gave me a bad coupon
clashes between peter and ernie usually
start over some trivial issue
before ballooning into epic
confrontations that move from location
to location
the grand scale of their fights
definitely inspired the previous two
entries on our list as well
as popularizing the presence of fight
scenes in the show
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full of outstanding moves great visuals
and plenty of jokes the chicken fights
are the best spouts you'll find on
family guy i i just i hope i didn't hurt
you no no
no no i'm all right i'm all right do you
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