THANK YOU FOR JOINING US RIGHT
HERE ON A SPECIAL NIGHT.
YOU JOIN US ON WHAT IS HANDS
DOWN OUR WETTEST SHOW OF THE
YEAR.
OUR MOST BELOVED SUMMER
TRADITION HAPPENS TONIGHT.
DIRECTLY BEHIND OUR THEATER WE
HAVE ERECTED THIS BEAUTIFUL
ABOVE-GROUND SWIMMING POOL.
IT COST US MORE THAN $40 MILLION
TO BUILD THIS.
AND IT WAS WORTH EVERY PENNY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
BECAUSE TONIGHT WE'RE GOING TO
GRAB RANDOM PEOPLE OFF THE
STREET, ASK THEM TO DISROBE AND
DO A BELLY FLOP ON TELEVISION
FOR YOU.
IT IS OUR 11th ANNUAL --
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
IT STARTED BACK IN 2006.
AND FROM TIME TO TIME PEOPLE ASK
ME WHY A BELLY FLOP CONTEST
EVERY YEAR?
AND TO THOSE PEOPLE I SAY, MOM,
GO TO BED, WE'RE DOING THIS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
MY COUSIN SAL IS OUT ON
HOLLYWOOD BOULEVARD RIGHT NOW.
SAL, ARE THE STREETS FULL OF
BELLIES AND HOPEFUL FLOPPERS
THERE?
>> OH, WE'VE GOT SOME BIG ONES,
SOME FLAT ONES.
WE'VE GOT EVERYTHING FOR YOU.
>> Jimmy: GOOD.
LET'S MEET SOME OF THEM, THEN.
>> HERE'S A BIG ONE.
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
OKAY.
[ APPLAUSE ]
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
>> CESAR.
>> Jimmy: CESAR, WHERE ARE YOU
FROM?
>> LODI, CALIFORNIA.
>> Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A
LIVING?
>> I DRIVE A FORKLIFT.
>> Jimmy: YOU DRIVE A FORKLIFT.
>> YES.
>> Jimmy: I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO
DRIVE A FORKLIFT.
IS IT FUN?
>> PRETTY FUN, YEAH.
PRETTY FUN.
>> Jimmy: DO YOU EVER PICK UP
YOUR CO-WORKERS' CARS AND MOVE
THEM AROUND IN THE PARK LOT?
>> I HAVEN'T GOT THERE YET BUT
I'M TRYING TO, MAN.
>> Jimmy: SOMETHING TO SHOOT
FOR.
WOULD YOU BE WILLING TO TAKE OFF
YOUR CLOTHES, PUT ON A SLIGHTLY
USED BATHING SUIT AND JUMP IN
OUR POOL?
>> YEAH.
I'LL DO IT JUST FOR YOU.
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
COME ON THROUGH, THEN, CESAR.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
THAT'S EXCITING.
I THINK WE ALREADY KNOW WHO'S
GOING TO WIN.
[ LAUGHTER ]
WHO ELSE DO WE HAVE OUT THERE,
COUSIN SAL?
>> COME ON IN.
>> HI.
>> Jimmy: OH, HI, HOW ARE YOU?
>> GOOD.
HOW ARE YOU?
>> Jimmy: WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
>> BRITTANY.
>> Jimmy: BRITTANY.
YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE YOU HAVE
MUCH OF A BELLY TO DO FLOPPING
WITH.
DO YOU THINK YOU CAN DO THIS?
>> YEAH, I HOPE SO.
>> Jimmy: THIS IS A COMPETITION
YOU FEEL LIKE YOU CAN ACTUALLY
WIN?
>> YEAH, MAYBE.
>> Jimmy: WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
>> SPOKANE, WASHINGTON.
>> Jimmy: OH, SPOKANE,
WASHINGTON.
WHAT DO YOU DO UP THERE AT SPOKE
SNN.
>> I WORK AT A TANNING SALON.
I DO SPRAY TANS.
>> Jimmy: OH, THAT'S PERFECT FOR
THIS, THEN.
>> YEAH.
I GUESS.
>> Jimmy: YOU COME ON THROUGH
ALSO.
ALL RIGHT.
JUST SEND THOSE THROUGH RIGHT
THERE, COUSIN SAL.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
HOW ARE YOU DOING?
ROUND UP A FEW MORE AND WE'LL
CHECK BACK IN.
>> YOU GOT IT.
>> Jimmy: WE'LL MAKE A WHOLE
NIGHT OF THIS.
HERE COME THE REST OF OUR BELLY
FLOPPERS.
YES, BELLY FLOPPERS.
HI, EVERYBODY.
HOW ARE YOU DOING?
SEEMS LIKE TOO MANY.
ALL RIGHT.
THERE WE GO.
WE HAVE TO TAKE A BREAK.
WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'VE GOT A
POOL FULL OF WATER.
WE'VE GOT A PANEL OF CELEBRITY
JUDGES.
AND WE'VE GOT A DOZEN HALF NAKED
PEOPLE.
SO WHEN WE RETURN, OUR 11th
ANNUAL PEDESTRIAN BELLY FLOP
COMPETITION.
RIGHT NOW IT IS TIME FOR OUR
11th ANNUAL PEDESTRIAN BELLY
FLOP COMPETITION.
LET'S GO LIVE TO OUR OFFICIAL
BELLY FLOP POOL WITH OUR
OFFICIAL BELLY FLOP SECURITY
GUARD.
GUILLERMO, HOW'S THE WATER?
HAVE YOU TESTED THE WATER
YOURSELF?
>> Guillermo: YES, JIMMY, IT IS
NICE AND WARM.
>> Jimmy: IT'S NICE AND WARM.
LET'S MEET OUR EXPERT PANEL OF
JUDGES.
FIRST UP A 12-TIME OLYMPIC
MEDALIST IN SWIMMING.
RYAN LOCHTE IS HERE WITH US.
RYAN.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
RYAN, WHEN THE OLYMPICS COME TO
LOS ANGELES, SHOULD BELLY
FLOPPING BE AN OFFICIAL EVENT?
>> YES.
100%.
>> Jimmy: AND RYAN, HAVE YOU
EVER BELLY FLOPPED?
DO YOU EVEN HAVE A BELLY ON YOU?
I'M NOT SURE YOU DO.
>> I'VE GOT A LITTLE BELLY.
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
VERY GOOD.
RYAN LOCHTE IS HERE.
OUR NEXT JUDGE IS A MODEL,
ACTRESS RORKSDI RECORDING ARTIS.
YOU READ A LOT ABOUT HER.
SAY HELLO TO AMBER ROSE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
AMBER, YOU HAVE THE ABSOLUTE
PERFECT HAIRSTYLE FOR A
POOL-RELATED EVENT.
IT'S LIKE YOU'RE ALREADY WEARING
A SWIM CAP.
>> I CAME PREPARED.
>> Jimmy: YOU DID COME PREPARED.
AND FINALLY, IN THE ANCHOR
POSITION, BUSINESSMAN SLASH
ENTREPRENEUR, HE HAPPENS TO BE
ONE OF THE "SHARK TANK" SHARKS.
DAMON JOHN.
DAMON, HELLO.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> THANK YOU.
>> Jimmy: DAMON, WOULD IT BE
INAPPROPRIATE FOR SOMEONE TO
PITCH YOU A PRODUCT DURING THIS
COMPETITION?
>> ABSOLUTELY.
>> Jimmy: IT WOULD.
ALL RIGHT.
THEN I WON'T.
ALL RIGHT.
GUILLERMO, LET'S BRING OUT
FLOPPER NUMBER ONE, WHO IS
CESAR.
WE MET HIM ON THE STREET JUST
MOMENTS AGO.
HELLO THERE, CESAR.
HOW ARE YOU?
>> PRETTY GOOD.
PRETTY GOOD.
>> Jimmy: CESAR, YOU'RE A BIG
FELLOW.
>> YES, I AM.
>> Jimmy: AND I DO BELIEVE THE
JUDGES WILL HANDICAP THIS
BECAUSE -- IT IS FUNNY THAT YOUR
PARENTS NAMED YOU AFTER A SALAD.
[ LAUGHTER ]
ALL RIGHT, CESAR.
>> READY?
>> Jimmy: WE'VE GOT TO HAVE A
BIG SPLASH.
WE WANT -- WE WOULD LIKE TO SEE
THOSE JUDGES SOAKING WET AFTER
YOU HIT THE POOL.
ARE YOU READY TO DO THIS?
>> READY.
>> Jimmy: LET'S HAVE A
COUNTDOWN, PLEASE.
GUILLERMO.
>> Guillermo: THREE, TWO, ONE!
>> Jimmy: AND HERE COMES CESAR.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
ALL RIGHT.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THE -- WOW.
CESAR HAS SO MUCH MORE HAIR ON
HIS BACK THAN I REALIZED.
RYAN, YOU GIVE CESAR WHAT SCORE?
A 9.
VERY GOOD.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
AMBER, YOU GIVE CESAR A 10.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
DAMON.
ALSO A 10.
THAT'S 29 POINTS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
CESAR, YOU DID VERY, VERY WELL.
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT FLOP?
>> PRETTY GOOD, MAN.
>> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW THAT
THERE'S ANY WATER LEFT IN THE
POOL.
>> I DON'T THINK SO.
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
ENJOY THIS HOT DOG.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
[ LAUGHTER ]
TIME TO TAKE A LOOK AT YOUR
COMPETITION.
LET'S MEET OUR NEXT FLOPPER, WHO
IS BRITTANY.
HELLO, BRITTANY.
>> HI.
>> Jimmy: BRITTANY, THAT IS A
SPRAY TAN YOU HAVE RIGHT NOW.
>> A LITTLE BIT, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: OKAY.
VERY GOOD.
BRITTANY, WHAT WERE YOU SUPPOSED
TO BE DOING TONIGHT?
>> JUST WALKING AROUND
HOLLYWOOD.
THAT'S ABOUT IT.
>> Jimmy: WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU CAN KEEP THE BIKINI AND KEEP
WALKING AROUND AFTER THIS.
>> I DON'T THINK SO.
IT'S GOING TO --
>> Jimmy: BRITTANY, ARE YOU
READY TO BELLY FLOP?
>> I AM.
>> Jimmy: IS THAT RING RUSTPROOF
IN YOUR NAVEL?
>> OH.
YEAH.
I THINK SO.
>> Jimmy: GUILLERMO'S GOING TO
COUNT YOU DOWN.
GUILLERMO, BEGIN THE COUNTING.
>> Guillermo: THREE, TWO, ONE!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT
THE REPLAY HERE.
I DO WANT THE JUDGES TO KEEP IN
MIND THAT BRITTANY WEIGHS LIKE
75 POUNDS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
RYAN LOCHTE, YOU BEGIN.
RYAN GIVES BRITTANY A 9.
RYAN.
WAIT A MINUTE.
YOU DO KNOW THERE ARE OTHER
NUMBERS IN THAT THING, RIGHT?
>> YES, I DO.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: I KNOW YOU SPENT A LOT
OF TIME UNDERWATER.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON.
ALL RIGHT.
AMBER ROSE.
AMBER GIVES BRITTANY A 10!
AMBER, SAME NOTE AS I GAVE RYAN
JUST MOMENTS AGO.
>> SHE'S A GIRL.
I'M GOING TO GIVE ALL THE GIRLS
10s.
>> Jimmy: OKAY.
VERY GOOD.
AND FINALLY, DAMON GIVES -- OH,
HE GIVES BRITTANY AN 8.
[ BOOS ]
WELL, THE AUDIENCE DOESN'T LIKE
IT.
BUT DAMON, YOU ARE USED TO
GIVING HARSH CRITICISM AND
JUDGMENT.
AND BRITTANY, YOU DID PRETTY
WELL.
I MEAN, LISTEN, CESAR'S A BIG
FELLOW.
YOU HAD A BIG HILL TO CLIMB
THERE.
BUT VERY WELL DONE.
PLEASE ENJOY THAT HOT DOG.
AND I WANT TO -- WE HAVE ONE
MORE FLOPPER FOR THIS SEGMENT.
AND IT IS WHO, GUILLERMO?
WHO IS THIS GENTLEMAN?
WHAT IS YOUR NAME, SIR?
>> RICHARD.
>> Jimmy: RICHARD, WHERE ARE YOU
FROM?
>> EL PASO, TEXAS.
>> Jimmy: WHAT WERE YOU DOING,
RICHARD, WHEN WE PULLED YOU OFF
THE STREET?
WHAT WERE YOU UP TO?
>> I WASN'T DOING ANYTHING.
MY WIFE VOLUNTEERED ME FOR THIS.
>> Jimmy: YOUR WIFE VOLUNTEERED
YOU.
>> AND MY GIRL SAID NO, DADDY,
DON'T DO IT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: RICHARD-V YOU ALWAYS
HAD VERY LITTLE IN THE WAY OF
BODY HAIR?
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: OKAY.
WELL, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE PERFECTLY
AERODYNAMIC FOR THIS EVENT.
>> THANK YOU.
>> Jimmy: YOU HAVE -- GUILLERMO,
RUB HIS STOMACH FOR GOOD LUCK
AND TELL ME IF --
>> Guillermo: OH, MY GOD.
IT'S SOFT, JIMMY.
>> Jimmy: IT FEELS LIKE A SEA
LION, YES?
>> Guillermo: VERY SOFT.
YES.
>> Jimmy: YOU HAVE TO HAVE A
PERFECT SCORE TO BEAT CESAR
HERE, RICHARD.
>> THAT'S GOING TO BE TOUGH.
>> Jimmy: LET'S COUNT YOU DOWN.
GUILLERMO.
>> Guillermo: THREE, TWO, ONE!
>> Jimmy: AND -- LET'S LOOK AT
THE REPLAY BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE
MAYBE RICHARD GOT MOST OF THIS
IN HIS MOUTH.
OH, YEAH.
[ LAUGHTER ]
ALL RIGHT.
LET'S GO TO OUR JUDGES.
RYAN.
RYAN GIVES HIM A 10!
RYAN'S NOW OVERREACTING TO MY
NOTES.
AMBER.
AMBER GIVES RICHARD A 10!
AND DAMON.
IT'S GOING TO BE UP TO YOU TO
ADD SOME COMMON SENSE INTO THIS
PARTICULAR ENDEAVOR.
10!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
RICHARD, I DON'T KNOW HOW IT
HAPPENED.
YOU DIDN'T PAY THE JUDGES OFF,
DID YOU?
>> NO.
>> Jimmy: YOU DIDN'T.
ALL RIGHT.
WELL, YOU'RE IN THE LEAD RIGHT
NOW.
THERE YOU GO.
YOU GET THREE HOT DOGS FOR YOUR
PERFECT SCORE.
>> Jimmy: RICHARD IS OUR
CHAMPION.
I FEEL LIKE THIS WAS FIXED
SOMEHOW.