Hey guys *gasp* how you doing *inhale* welcome back to another video *oxygen succ*
Um, so,
I realised, when I was watching my last video I'm a bit too quiet in my videos (rip audio)
I noticed, um, while I was editing, "I'm a bit too quiet", so,
I'm gonna be fixing that, yeah? And now I'll level with you guys, okay?
I'm not the best at being loud
I'm not the best at being rambunctious.
Okay? So:
s t o p. Nobody wants to watch a guy as incredibly good-looking as he is. Just quietly talk about things on the internet
no, no, no people want loud things people want a
bit of that so I uh
I've hide myself a tutor. Okay, who is the tutor?
Well, the tutor is an expert and absolutely professional in their field
and now this person's gonna guide me gonna lead me along my way to become a
Real entertainer. I'm gonna be learning from the god, the myth herself
Jojo see you are now who is Jojo Siwa? Wha oh, oh
You fool, you fool, unless you know and unless you didn't ask that in which case yeah. You're pretty smart, dude
I have you guys seen the UM the Ariana Grande song. God is a woman. Yeah
Um, well the woman she was talking about was actually Jojo SIAWA a little known fact right there
J to the O to the J O S to the J to the U to the I C E
What am I doing, right so a little bit of background I did a background check before I hired her
Um, well Jojo here. We used to be a child beauty pageant girl
Yeah one of the people whose mothers live vicariously through them
yeah them, and then she went on to become a musically star and a pretty big one at that so that lets us know that
she is um
well that there's some real talent involved here and then after music.ly was put down like the Beast it was um
She migrated over to YouTube. It seems like she'd been uploading for a while, but she really went in on YouTube after that
Obviously, it's basically a second wave of Viners just migrating over to youtube. So
Cool, nice love that. So without further ado. Let me learn how you engage an audience properly. How you
How you properly do a video? Let's see
Hey everyone its Jojo, welcome back to Jojo juice
Okay, okay I got to interject like one second in I'm sorry, but
Have have you just got pictures of yourself in the background of you've been what that's that's a strange decision
Maybe I'm being picky. Maybe I'm just nitpicking but like it's so weird
like, can you imagine if I just printed out pictures of myself like
Well, I actually tried to but my printer wasn't working so
But like why were like we did yep you're there and I'm seeing triple here
There are three of you which one do I look at? Oh, hey guys, welcome back to a Slazo video. Um, here's me
Here's also me and here's me too. Okay, we're gonna be presenting this video. And also here's my logo
Hey everyone its Jojo and welcome back to Jojo juice, where every single Wednesday I answer you guys' answers off of Twitter
Stop slow down, I can't handle it. It's too much. Holy you can do an intro
I'd like at few less BPM. You can slow it down a little bit
HeyeverybodySlazowelcomeback
That's like the average out like intro from her it's just
That's what it is. HiguysitsSlazo
Okay whatever I'm sure I ripped on her enough. I'm sure you're telling this one video that she's been this Oh
Like much right? Right. Let's have a look at some more
[Jojo speaking] Hey everybody what's up this is Jojo, that's good, that's good, so glad to hear.
Hey everyone it's Jojo... every single video (x3) This guy right over here
Okay, hi
I falled over I guess. That's just what you do when you have an audience of fetuses, right?
So the title of this video is the truth on why I'm so tall and that's also one of the questions. Um,
And like she she doesn't seem that tall. All right, like surely not.
Ah, what?
If you guys have seen The Incredibles 2 - do you remember the
- do you remember the part where Jack Jack goes really be? Um
I'm just saying I'm just saying it. Well, I know like
She's 15. Does she have much more room to grow what if by age 18, she's taller than me, and she's just like
I'd be scared. I'm
Maybe I shouldn't be maybe I shouldn't be going for her. Like what if she's like 6 foot 8
Just a huge
dancer muscles, you know just
I should be scared should not I should like I
I shouldn't be playing around I should be taking her seriously. Oh god, this is a mistake. She'll beat the f*ck out of me one day. Oh
My you know, it's better than 24
25
Have to mention it okay
the hair
wow, that is like
Like how how do you do that? I don't I
Hate to be a prick but
oh Goodness and such just the hair. It's the hairline. It's like every day every time if she wakes up in the morning and just
Like keels her hair back it just an another layer of hair comes off. The liner just goes back
Jesus this is how jacksFilms ended up with his forehead. You know, he just
Kept doing that. You know, he always wore his hair out... ew no
Alright, she also did a video
Babysitting mini Jake Paul, who is um, well if you watched the Jake Paul channel, you'd know
Um, I hope you don't but he's this kid. I don't know how Jake got any contact with them
Um, but it's just a meme that he looks kind of like Jake Paul and yeah, that's it
um if his hairline goes as Jake's did as well then
I'm sorry kid.
[Jojo] Hey Everybody it's Jojo welcome to my channel. Today I am so excited because I have a really fun.
It's a mini Jay Paul walks in and I just have to take a moment here
These parents have decided that this kid like how old is he? Like, he must be like six like he is not an old kid
He's walking around. I doubt he's even six to be fair
Um anyway
They somehow got in contact with Jake Paul and this backwards cap wearing Jake Paul merch wearing dude decided
Hey, I'm gonna set up my kid for the rest of his life to be mini Jake Paul. That's what he's gone
Like all the kids at school like they're gonna call him. They're gonna at least know he mini Jake Paul. All right, like
Come like really are you gonna do that To your kid?
Is that what this is and when you look at the kids Instagram, it's really weird
It's like the kids not doing any of this the kid has no say he's just now stand there and look at the camera kid
Eww it's kind of gross I said anyway in the video
Mini Jake Paul's parents dropped mini Jake Paul off at her house for her to babysit him for some reason
They can still keep that kid, but they're to drop this one off and not not consistent
Anyway, the entertainment of this video is very versatile. It's very diverse. It's very um very
Witty as well. It's very clever
[Jojo] Where are you going, come back here, come back here. Oh gosh oh gosh
No, no, no I'm gonna get you. Oh no, Oh no, oh no
And that just played a clip of them looking running around okay, okay kids
I want you to run around and I want you to scream and
Fall over. Yeah, that's entertainment. That's that's very entertaining. That is like why why do you feel the need to be so
AHHH. Like something so over-the-top like kids entertainment. Does it have to be flashy and over-the-top?
like have you have you seen Peppa Pig kids love that stuff kids eat that up and it's
Not this thank God. It's just a very lazy way of keeping attention. It's just
Hey guys. Hey guys, wait one sec. Hey kids. Hey kids
Listen up
Entertainment, hey kids
entertainment
Listen up
keep watching
smash like and
Subscribe and that's basically the entire video is just running around
With these with these sound effects
[Jojo] Ah... Nope... I'm running away, I'm running away, no, no, no... Okay, He got in
Okay, I'm sorry do you have an entire room just for like Barbie dolls what is that? Wait no, that's your own toys
You just have a room of your own what which I just have a closet just full of my own merch just mmm
Link down below by the way, like what? Why do you have that there?
is it just because there we we buy our own merch with trillionaires who even cares just
What did you just do?..... What? Did you just eat it? That's my candy
Opens em up. Oh, no, why'd you do that and yet the cameraman just standing there like yeah, whatever. Hmm
Oh, no, why'd you do that? And what I've talked about here can basically be applied to the entire channel. It's just a
series of
who UHH
What?!
What?! Like and subscribe and honestly like it isn't hurting anyone? I'm not like angry that this is a thing
It's just funny to take the piss out of so
I'm gonna take the piss out of it and initially discovering her channel kind of gave me a headache
So I figured yeah, I may as well get a video out of this headache so I got a video of it
I got a video out of the headache. There we go
I can talk I so basically in conclusion, AHHH. And also Jojo, please consider taking it. Just take it easy on your poor scalp
Okay like that thing if you don't take care of it soon as good just yeah. Yes. It's gonna be one punch Man
Well, what can I say? Anyway, I hope you did enjoy this video. If you did be sure to LIKE subscribe or that and
What else is there? My merch link is down below. If you would go buy some of that. We have the "clean water" merch.
we have the "shup up" merch a very eloquent message and we have "Slazo since 2008" since that's
When it originated when I made my Club Penguin account, that's when I made the name is what I mean. Yeah
Anyway, you get it. I'm sure and as always thank you to my patreon supporters. You guys are just the most generous people
Thank you guys, and thank you for the support recently. It's been great
Thank you guys. Like, it really means a lot to have come as far as I have from what I used to be which was
Not not good, and that's in a large part. Thanks to you guys. So thank you for watching
Thank you for liking continuing to watch for some weird reason. Anyway, um Instagram Twitter links obviously down below
patreon if you would support would be great if not, like and subscribe and
Without further ado. I'll see you in the next one.
Baii :3
Whoa
What you want to serve lucky
Well, you'll have to impress me monkey