- How does it feel to be the same sex as Donald Trump?
(lively music)
- Why do you hate rom coms?
Or do you just feel like you need to hate them?
- Everybody likes The Notebook, everybody likes Beyonce.
It's just a fact.
- Why do you make women sit around
and talk about men in movies--
- When y'all easily just sit around and talk about boobs
for hours.
- Why do you automatically assume that you won't like
TV or movies that star a female lead?
- Why are you surprised when women are funny?
- I'm probably funnier than you.
- Why do you think that we're obsessed with you
when we hook up?
- Nine times out of 10, I just want you to leave too.
I'm busy, I got shit to do.
- Why can't I sleep with as many people as I want to
without being judged?
When men do it, they're congratulated.
- Why do you consider a woman a tease
if she doesn't sleep with you after three dates,
but a slut if she sleeps with you on the first date?
- In what world does no mean yes?
- No means no.
- Why do you say that women are too emotional to be leaders
- then justify catcalling by saying
men just can't control themselves?
- Why do you think that just because you're nice to me,
I owe you my body?
- Why would you ever send an unsolicited dick pic?
- Why do you feel like it's OK to harass women
or make offensive comments about women
but when somebody does it to your sister it's not OK?
- How does it feel to interrupt me when I'm in the middle
of making a point during a meeting?
- Why do you have to sit with your legs so wide open?
- I get that you have balls, but I don't stand around
with my arms wide open to make room for my boobs.
- Why are women perceived as the weaker sex
even though we literally birth you.
Like watermelons, through like this.
- Why is it so bad to show your emotions?
- It means you're human.
- Why are you always trying to prove your masculinity to me?
- Why the fuck isn't it ladylike to cuss?
When did words get genders?
- Why is it your first instinct to doubt women
who have been sexually violated or raped?
- Why do you assume a woman's angry
because she's on her period?
- Why do you think women that wear makeup
are false advertising?
We could say the same thing about your dick size.
- Why isn't it weird that there's a bunch of old white men
sitting in a room making legislation about what I can
and can't do with my body?
- Do you have a coochie?
- Why are straight guys so obsessed with lesbians?
- How does it feel to get kicked in the balls?
- Do you ever get tired of trying to be manly all the time?
- Why are you so afraid of gender equality?
- Why do I deserve to be paid less than you?
- In what world does 77 cents equal a dollar?
- In what world does 68 cents equal a dollar?
- How is that fair?
- Why are you intimidated by a woman
who makes more money than you?
That's awesome, more money!
- Why are opinionated women seen as bitches?
- When opinionated men are seen as bosses.
- Why aren't you speaking up when you hear your male friends
behind closed doors make jokes that are offensive to women?
- Why are you so afraid of recognizing your own privilege?
It doesn't mean you're a bad person,
just recognize it and do something about it.