(Steven VO) That's right, we were on our way to rescue Cib,
Jeremy had found out what he believed to be cib's voice,
About 15 miles away, using the same listening device from when we spied on James.
(Steven VO) I could tell, james, was upset but I care more about sponsor money than I do Cibs's life.
James was right.
We shouldn't assume whoever was near wouldn't have information.
So we questioned everybody.
Did you take him did you take him
With Jeremy watching us from up top, and Cib nearby..
I was feeling confident.
And so was Jamie, who decided to join us to save our friend.
Jamie was sweating when it was 65 degrees out.
Which made me worry.
Needless to say, that wasn't the only time we would be distracted from reaching Cib.
So i was a little upset with, jamie.
Mostly because he sent james up with an agent who choked me out.
That was a bummer.
(Steven VO) Honestly i don't remember who invited him.
Either way, we were struggling to keep up a good pace with James' injury.
I kept wondering..
Who could possibly have taken Cib?
It had to be someone we knew.
And why did they want us to delete our channel ?
[ Techno/pop music ]
(Steven) Okay, okay. This is it for sure, those are the train tracks.. Jeremy!
Jermy!
We didn't go past the train tracks, hello?!
Jeremy!
Come on man!
We're here right now!
We're blind
(Steven VO) No response from jeremy.
But, we didn't need him to see the danger right in front of us.
[ Intense music ]
So this, was "Bitter Bonsai 8"..
I was confused because the only person I recognized..
Was that little motherf*cker from the bike shop.
You got no right doing what you did to my pa, you
sick
son of a
bitch.
(Steven VO) I think i liked him better without the haircut
But that still didn't explain the other 3.
[ Tense music ]
Do you know who I am?
I know you do.
I know you all know who I am. Say my name..
(cont) I know all of you know who I am. Say my name. Steven: Uh.. you guys know him or..?
Say my name!
Heisenberg.
Yes!
No, no... what?
No. My name is Jason.
No, we didn't know you the whole time
Steve! It's me, Cib!
James! Mimi!
Steve, Mimi, James! Come help, me please god, please, me Cib!
Jason: Come on Suptic let's go
Look, i'm gonna make this really clear for you.
We want your channel.
We want your content because, we can do it better than you
And you wanna know why?
Because we're stronger,
We're younger we're smarter we're, funnier..
We're stronger, we're uh.. we're funnier we're younger..
[ Steven coughs unnaturally ]
Come on buddy you got this, come on buddy! Get it out, get it out!
You just keep repeating the same words.
It's because we want it more!
[ Dramatical music ]
You're burning the fuckin' coil man.
That doesn't mean shit dude.
Everybody thinks they can do a better job, the difference is that you think that and we're doing it.
He's got a point.
What ?!
Apple, he does not have a point...
Whose side are you on?
Heh..
He said cider.
..Yeah.
Like apple cider...
Jason: Fuck you all!
Look I said it! You're gonna give us your channel and you're gonna quit. Or i'm gonna kill your friend.
I meant it.
Cibby Cibby Cibby..
Hey do you have a headache?
Just asking cause uh, if you do-
Cib: Do you have any ibuprofen?
Jason: Do you want it?
Cib: No no no! No please mother of all sinners!
Jason: Ready?
Ow! Ah fuck man. You hit my with a stick you dick! Argh..
My hero!
..Ugh kinda.
[Train sounds]
[In unison] yes!
[In unison] No! [Jamie] Jesus?
Let's see how, good you are untying knots! Hot shots!
Yeah hot shots.
Don't fuckin' repeat me dude! It takes away the effect man..
Pull harder! I cant- i cant get it to-
It's a nice rope though, it looks real pretty..
Well who cares about the fucking rope dude! Just untie it! C'mon guys!
Don't touch me. You go away.
Lets go!
[Train horn]
[ Muffled by train] You saved me!
I said, you guys saved me!
Steven: Just being more careful next time, my god dude..
Well it wasn't my fault dude i got kidnapped
Steven: Well okay, it's not your fault... uh.. How, did you get kidnapped?
Well there was a trail of gummy bears and I followed it..
And they put me into a garbage bag,
Rattled me up with three snakes,
Took me out here,
Spanked me,
Put me on the railroad,
I sucked me off.. no one else was.
Steven: Okay so let's let's trail back a little bit let's think about that.. so you're following a /what/?
Trail of gummy bears!
Just be happy that everyone's okay.
Why'd you bring him? Yuck yuck yuck.
Steven: Uh you actually hit a child..
James: I think he was about 14 years old..
Steven: Yeah, it's on camera too.. going on the internet.
Okay I- I gotta go.
I have so much better stuff to be doing than this.
I'm sorry, we couldn't do it,
No no please..
No please, don't be too mad at me, dude I tried, okay?
[Over the phone] I even got good rope man, i got good rope!
This isnt over, I can guarantee you that this is not over!
[Man in shadows] Hey! Do not fail daddy, again. [phone hangs up]
[man in shadows] Those cocksuckers.. It's time to show them who Michael Jaundice really is.
[ Menacing music ]
[ Evil laughter ]
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[ Snorts ]
Hey, baby.