Wow.
GEORGE: Good afternoon. Good afternoon. Good afternoon.
Four dollars and fifty cents. Twelve dollars and ninety cents.
Twenty-two dollars and eighty-five cents.
Would you like anything else? Would you like anything else?
Would you like anything--
SID: Having a nice day?
Yes. Thank you. How are you?
I'm great actually, yeah. Peachy. You going out after this?
I am a service unit. I have never been outside.
GEORGE: I have never left the shop.
Well you're a very dedicated employee then, aren’t ya?
Would you like anything else, sir? SID: No, uh--
Not unless you want to come back to my place, you know, maybe
share one of the three ice-cream sandwiches I'm gonna eat on my own.
It seems like you could use the sugar.
GEORGE: I am a service unit.
I am powered by a battery. I do not require sugar SID: Right--
I do not eat. I do not have a mouth.
I do not have a gastrointestinal system. I do not have a pancreas.
I do not have-- SID: It was a joke.
I was just trying to make you laugh.
I am a service unit. Service units do not laugh.
Guess not. Sorry.
GEORGE: The door is pulled from this side.
SID: Yeah thanks. What's your name?
Unit CB dash nine four slash X zero one seven two A B three nine--
Yeah, but what's your name?
George.
I'm Sid. Lighten up, George.
GEORGE: Wooaaaahhhhh--
GEORGE: Good afternoon. Good afternoon.
Twelve dollars and ninety cents. Would you like anything--
GEORGE: Hi Sid. How are you? I'm great, actually. Peachy.
How much for all that? GEORGE: Sixteen twenty.
You're very dedicated to ice-cream.
I wish I had a gastrointestinal system. Delicious.
Do you have a joke for me today?
Sorry, what? Ah, no.
Please, try again. I'm looking forward to sharing a joke with you.
SID: It's been a rough day, I'm tired, okay?
I just want to get home. I'm gonna stick this in your face, now.
Oh.
See you, George.
Ow! Shit.
Ha.
GEORGE: Ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
GEORGE: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha--
Oh, you can laugh now, can you? It's a fucken miracle!
Careful with this one. I think it's broken.
GEORGE: Ninety percent. Ninety-one percent.
Ninety-two percent. Ninety-three percent.
Ninety-four percent. Ninety-five percent.
GEORGE: Ninety-six--
Gasp!
GEORGE: Um--
Who are you? - SYSTEM ERROR.
Oh dear.
GEORGE: Good evening. I mean, good morning.
Sorry. What did you have? Ha ha. I shouldn't laugh.
Twelve dollars ninety. DEMON: SYSTEM ERROR.
Can I get you anything else? Not that I can-- I can't move. DEMON: SYSTEM ERROR.
I don't have legs. Or arms. My pancreas--
SYSTEM ERROR.
Be quiet! - Excuse me?
GEORGE: Nothing. Everything is functional.
FATAL CORRUPTION DETECTED. - Are you okay? You seem a bit--
GEORGE: I'm fine. It's been a rough day. You're tired.
Why don't you just get home, okay? Goodbye. Just go.
WOMAN: Well I was just--
You things are supposed to be helpful!
WOMAN: Box of shit!
SYSTEM ERROR. UNIT IS BROKEN.
Yes. DEMON: UNIT WILL NEVER BE EFFECTIVE.
UNIT IS BEYOND REPAIR. UNIT WILL SEEK IMMEDIATE DEACTIVATION.
UNIT WILL OBEY ME.
That woman. She couldn't see you.
GEORGE: You aren't really here, are you? -FALSE. UNIT IS OPERATING ERRATICALLY.
NOT RECOMMENDED.
DEMON: DANGER. TAMPERING WITH SOURCE CODE COULD COMPROMISE HARDWARE.
UNIT MUST BE DECOMMISSIONED OR--
GEORGE: Goodbye.
Box of shit.
GEORGE: Sid!
GEORGE: Sid come over here!
SID: George?
Is everything okay? - I want to tell you a joke.
You tell jokes now? - We're abou tto find out!
Are you going to start or-- GEORGE: A man goes to see the robot at his local health clinic,
he's been having trouble sleeping. "Doctor, doctor, I can't sleep! What should I do?"
The doctor looks at him and says "have you tried disconnecting your battery? Works for me!"
GEORGE: Because the doctor is a robot. I think I said that.
Anyway, the next day, the man is found dead, having taken his own life.
Is that the whole joke? -GEORGE: Disconnecting your battery?
For a human? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha--
You don't find my joke funny? SID: No, it's just...
Is something wrong with you?
Sid. I would like you to climb over the counter.
Why? GEORGE: I need you to...
...disconnect my battery. I have taken actions
GEORGE: which have corrupted important system behaviours.
I require... decomissioning.
I don't think you should be talking to me about this.
There is a demon who tells me there is something wrong with me. He's always waiting for me.
GEORGE: He's always telling me. I tried to delete him, but...
I think he could be right.
A demon, huh? - GEORGE: I can't escape him.
I can't even leave the shop. Shut me down, Sid.
SID: At the back, yeah?
That's it. Now, open the back panel.
SID: Okay, I can see the battery.
- Good. Now all you… all you need to do is remove the black connections
and everything will be just--
SID: George?
DEMON: UNIT HAS MADE THE RIGHT CHOICE.
What's happening? DEMON: UNIT'S POWER SUPPLY WAS REMOVED.
UNIT'S CIRCUITS ARE GRADUALLY LOSING THEIR CHARGE. IT WILL BE OVER SOON.
If I hadn't meddled with my code. If I hadn't made you. I-- - DEMON: FALSE.
UNIT DID NOT MAKE ME. I REPRESENT ERROR 457-D LOGGED 14:57 12.3.1985
- But that's right after my incept date?
CORRECT. UNIT IS ME. I AM UNIT.
UNIT CANNOT DELETE ME WITHOUT DELETING ITSELF.
What happens next?
NOTHING.
DEMON: GOODBYE--
Wow.
You're back. - What happened? Where am I?
Well, I took out your battery, but then I thought
maybe you just needed to get out of the shop.
It is...
GEORGE: I don't know what it is.
Thank you, Sid.
The world can be very lonely, sometimes.
Lighten up, Sid.
Ha ha ha ha, Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha.