>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY!
WELCOME BACK TO "THE LATE SHOW."
ALREADY IN PROGRESS.
MY FIRST GUEST IS AN EMMY AND PEABODY WINNER YOU KNOW BEST
FROM "MAD TV" AND "KEY AND PEELE."
HE NOW STARS IN THE SECOND SEASON OF "FRIENDS FROM COLLEGE"
ON NETFLIX.
>> I'VE GOT THE BOOK.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
>> HMM?
I THINK WE SHOULD WRITE IT TOGETHER.
>> SERIOUSLY?
ABSOLUTELY.
WE ALWAYS HAVE FUN JAMMING, MAN.
WE ALWAYS.
>> HAVE YES, I KNOW, I FOE!
EVEN THE FACT THAT YOU SEE ME LIKE THIS, THAT JUST MEANS
EVERYTHING TO ME.
THAT'S -- THANK YOU.
>> YEAH, MAN, ABSOLUTELY.
THANK YOU!
>> THANK YOU!
JAM DADDY.
>> THANK YOU, JAM MASTER JAM.
JAM IT OUT.
RIGHT NOW, DOG, I DON'T EVEN CARE.
( JAMMING ) >> BRING IT IN.
DROP IT IN RIGHT NOW.
( JAMMING ) >> GUYS!
GUYS!
HEY!
IT'S A FUNERAL.
( LAUGHTER ) >> STEPHEN: PLEASE WELCOME,
KEEGAN-MICHAEL KEY!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )
>> OH, MY GOODNESS!
>> Stephen: GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
>> IS THE SPEECH OVER?
>> Stephen: SURE.
OKAY, WHOO!
I HAD THIS FOREVER.
CAN I SAVE THIS FOR THE STATE OF THE UNION.
>> Stephen: SURE.
PUT THAT BACK THERE.
>> Stephen: NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
>> FIES TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
HAPPY TO BE HERE.
>> Stephen: WE SAW HELP OTHER LAST WEEK.
>> YES.
>> Stephen: ON JANUARY 2, THE IRISH REPERTORY HERE DOES JAMES
IS DEAD.
>> AT THE IRISH HISTORICAL SOCIETY.
I WAS HAPPY TO SEE YOU THERE HONORING YOUR IRISH ROOTS.
I WAS, ALSO.
MY NAME IS KEEGAN.
BUT WE HAD A REALLY GREAT TIME.
THEY DID A PLAY, ADAPTATION OF THE BOOK "THE DEAD."
>> Stephen: ONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL STORIES WRITTEN,
ABSOLUTELY HEART-RENDING.
>> YES.
>> Stephen: AND YOU KNOW WHAT'S COMING IF YOU'VE READ IT.
YOU AND I -- >> I WAS STANDING AT THE BACK.
IT'S A PROMENADE PERFORMANCE.
WE WALKED AROUND THE THE SRI ATTORNEY MANSION.
YOU DO ONE SCENE AND THE ACTORS LEAVE.
AND THE PEOPLE ARE, LIKE, WHAT THE HELL?
I PAID $400, BUT THEN YOU FOLLOW THE ACTORS, GO UPSTAIRS.
>> Stephen: HAVE DINNER WITH THEM, ALL THE SCENES IN THE
BOOK.
>> THE BEDROOM SCENE, SAUCY.
( LAUGHTER ) STEPHEN AND I ARE IN THE BACK OF
THE ROOM AND I'M GETTING REALLY GETTING TOUCHED.
>> Stephen: SUPER SAD SCENE.
UPER SAD SCENE.
I'M GOING TO DEEP IT TOGETHER.
I'M GOING TO KEEP IT TOGETHER.
THE ACTING IS REALLY EXQUISITE.
STEPHEN -- WEEPING, WEEPING.
THEN I'M GONE.
WE BOTH HAVE NIAGARA FALLS COMING OUT OF OUR EYES.
I'M CRYING TO THE POINT WHERE I TURN AROUND AND MY WIFE GOES,
HEY, HEY...
YOU'RE IN PUBLIC.
( LAUGHTER ) SHE THOUGHT I WOULD BE BE
EMBARRASSED CRYING THAT HARD NEXT TO YOU.
AND I LOOKED OVER AND THERE WERE ALL THE WATER WORKS.
YOU KNOW WHY?
BECAUSE WE'RE OPEN HEARTED AND WE'RE MARRIED TO AUTOMOTONS.
>> MY WIFE WAS A CYBOR.
SHE WAS WATCHING, AND, WHEN ARE THEY GOING TO GET BUSY IN THE
BEDROOM SCENE.
>> Stephen: LOVELY.
I WOULD LIKE TO WEEP WITH YOU MORE OFTEN.
>> AS I WOULD YOU.
GET ON THE CALENDAR.
PUT ON THE PHONE.
WEEP WITH STEPHEN NEXT THURSDAY.
OKAY.
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: YOU WERE IN L.A.
OVER THE WEEKEND.
>> YES.
>> Stephen: YOU'RE A GIANT STAR AND YOU FLY OUT TO THE
COAST.
BUT WHEN YOU WERE THERE, WERE YOU THERE FOR THE GOLDEN GLOBES?
>> WE WERE.
>> Stephen: WHAT'S THE CEREMONY LIKE?
>> I DID NOT GO TO THE CEREMONY.
SOMETIMES YOU JUST GO TO BASK IN THE GLOW OF THE EXCELLENCE OF
OTHER PEOPLE AND HOPE IT RUBS OFF.
>> Stephen: WHERE DO YOU BASS INCOME.
>> YOU GO TO THE GOLDEN GLOBE PARTIES.
OH, NO, DON'T DO THE CEREMONY, YOU JUST GO TO THE PARTIES.
>> Stephen: YOU PRIX PARTY AND POST-PARTY?
>> THERE WAS A PRE-PRE-PARTY AND A POST-PARTY AND A POSTMORTEM
PARTY WHERE THEY TALK ABOUT THE POST-PARTY.
>> Stephen: FUN?
WE HAD A GOOD TIME.
THERE ARE PEOPLE YOU ARE FRIENDS WITH AND WORK WITH AND YOU DON'T
GET TO SEE THEM BECAUSE THEY LIVE HERE IN NEW YORK CITY.
IT'S ONE-STOP-SHOP, YOU GO TO EVERY PARTY.
LOTS OF POINTING, LOTS OF -- HEY, HEY!
OH!
OOOH!
AND MY FAVORITE IS WHERE YOU GUSH ON SOME PEOPLE BUT MOSTLY
WATCHING FOLKS GO FOR THE PHONES.
HOW MANY KIDS DO THEY HAVE?
THREE KIDS.
YOU CAN'T REMEMBER ALL THE TIME.
>> Stephen: SO THEY GO TO THE PHONES TO GOOGLE HOW MANY
KIDS -- >> NO, THEY'RE GOING TO THEIR
PHONES TO SHOW YOU THE KIDS.
THEY'RE MORE THAN HAPPY TOO SHOW YOU THE KIDS.
YOU CAN BE IN THE WORST CONVERSATION, THE DEFICIT,
TRUMP, KIDS!
AND THE PHONE IS OUT AND THEY'RE READY TO GO.
>> Stephen: CAN YOU GET INTO ANY PARTY BECAUSE I'M, LIKE,
KEEGAN-MICHAEL KEY.
DO YOU HAVE TO HAVE AN INVITATION.
>> YOU HAVE TO HAVE AN INVITATION.
SOMETIMES IF YOU'RE LUCKY AND YOU DIDN'T HAVE THE INVITATION,
PEOPLE RECOGNIZE YOU, THEY WILL LET YOU IN.
I KNOW THE BOUNCERS, SPIKE, JUJU, LITTLE TOM, JOJ O --
>> Stephen: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN BOUNCED?
>> NOT HERE.
BACK HOME.
BUT NOT IN L.A.
>> Stephen: WHAT IF YOU SHOW UP TO A PARTY AND DON'T HAVE A
TICKET WHEN YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO HAVE A TICKET?
>> COME ON, HEY, MAN...
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: I HEARD THIS
HAPPENED!
BUT I HEARD THIS HAPPENED TO YOU!
THEN I HEARD YOUHEAD A TICKET BUT THEN YOU DIDN'T HAVE A
TICKET WHEN YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE A TICKET.
>> WE DIDN'T EVEN FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED UNTIL THE NEXT NIGHT.
SO -- UNTIL THE NEXT DAY AFTER THE PARTY.
SO WE GOT INTO THE PARTY, AND THEN WE FOUND OUT THE NEXT DAY
THAT THERE WAS A GUY STANDING BY THE ELEVATOR AT THIS HOTEL WHERE
THEY'RE HAVING A PARTY AND HE WAS TAKING TICKETS FROM PEOPLE.
HE DID NOT WORK FOR THE PARTY.
( LAUGHTER ) SO PEOPLE WERE WALKING UP TO
HIM, AND HE WAS AN AMAZING ACTOR, BECAUSE HE WAS -- I
REMEMBER HIM FEIGNING EXASPERATION -- FOLKS!
EVERYBODY PLEASE CALM DOWN, I NEED TO COLLECT YOUR TICKETS
BEFORE YOU GET ON THAT -- MA'AM!
I NEED TO COLLECT YOUR TICKET BEFORE YOU GET ON THE ELEVATOR.
PLEASE.
I KNOW WHO YOU ARE, YOU'RE A BIG STAR, GIVE ME YOUR TICKET.
YES.
PLEASE.
ONE AT A TIME.
WE CAN ONLY PUT EIGHT PEOPLE IN THE ELEVATOR AT ONCE.
I NEED YOUR TICKET AND YOUR TICKET AND YOUR TICKET.
THANK YOU.
THEN EWE GET ON THE ELEVATOR AND I GO UPSTAIRS AND HALF THE
PEOPLE THE NEXT DAY SAID, I HAD A TICKET DOWNSTAIRS.
THERE'S NO ENTRY INTO THE PARTY WITHOUT A TICKET.
I HAD A TICKET!
I GAVE IT TO JOHN OR TIM.
NO JOHN OR TIM WORKS HERE.
HE HAD THE BEST PERFORMANCE OF THE NIGHT.
THEY SHOULD HAVE GIVEN THAT GUY A GOLDEN GLOBE!
>> Stephen: WE'VE GOT TO TAKE A LITTLE BIT OF A BREAK.
DON'T GO ANYWHERE.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE KEEGAN-MICHAEL KEY!