You're looking good.
Yeah.
You're looking good.
Yeah, look like money.
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
Look at you, with your-- you changed your whole look.
Was it on purpose?
Did you say, you know what, I'm going to go
for a whole new thing now?
- Uh, kind of like that.
I was on vacation.
And I actually left my Just for Men at home.
'Cause I had been dying my mustache black.
And I left it at home.
And so I was on vacation.
So I didn't dye it.
And then the rest of it started growing in.
And next thing I knew, I went, damn.
This either going to be sexy, or I'm
ugly as hell, one of the two.
And so I went on-- my wife told me to keep it, though.
Yeah, it's good.
I love it.
Do you really?
Oh, yeah.
Does anyone not like it?
It looks great.
[APPLAUSE]
Yeah, I mean, there's some haters, haters, always.
Instagram, they just stay on that.
I don't know what they do.
They just-- they don't like nothing.
One dude said, you look old.
I said, wait a minute.
I've been living more than a half a century, plus a decade,
plus two more damn years.
Dog, I am old.
Yeah, that's-- old is the goal, though.
And this has made me 82% smarter.
[APPLAUSE]
Has it?
Yeah.
How is that?
How's that?
Well, I know more now because of this beard.
I know more.
Is that right?
Yeah.
My grandkids, they test me all the time, stuff.
I don't-- I'm not as happy as most grandparents are.
What?
I don't really get it.
I really don't.
I-- oh, here come the grandkids!
I go, damn.
Because-- I thought you did like having grandkids.
Because you just have them for a short time.
And then they go away.
Yeah, but, see, my wife is really
into this grandparent thing.
So she lets them stay over at the house.
And I told her, that's not how this is supposed to work.
They're supposed to come over and then go home.
When they spend the night, I don't--
[AH-ING]
And that's the newest one, that's number five.
Look at the wig on that thing.
That's got--
That's little Ezra.
He's number five.
He broke the tie.
So now it's three boys and two girls.
Oh, that is adorable.
How old is he?
I have no idea.
[LAUGHTER]
Yeah.
I haven't played with him yet.
No?
No, I don't like them when they don't have head control.
I don't-- I don't--
I don't-- I don't like playing with kids with no head control.
Hold your head-- hold your damn head up!
Yeah, yeah, you have to support their head.
Yeah.
Yeah, I do like that.
You got to put them two fingers back there.
Yeah, no.
And then they slide off.
And you feel responsible for them.
Yeah, I understand.
So you wait for the head control to play with them.
Yeah, then and only then.
And I need a couple of words, too.
I don't like that stage where they don't do nothing.
They just little blobs.
And they'll-- I don't care for that.
So I'll wait to where they can say, papa.
At least say that, and then I'll play with them.
Other than that, I just disown them.
All right, we'll change the subject, then.
You get-- is this you or your wife that
gets totally into decorating?
Because Halloween, for you, was--
that it was a lot that you did.
No, it was a lot my wife did.
I was going to say, so--
I mean, look at that!
You're the most popular house in the neighborhood.
That's really sad.
That's just Halloween.
Yeah.
Who does that for Halloween?
So what is she going to do for Christmas then?
That kind of thing?
A big thing?
No, I had to talk her down a little bit.
Because Marjorie has a rationale problem.
And so I tried to get her to understand
that we're not Staples Center, that you keep
bring all this stuff in here.
So for Christmas, she wants a [? little ?] ice skating rink
for the grandkids.
Well, that is fun.
No, it's not.
OK.
I was trying to be positive.
And then she says, everybody, go ice skate!
I can't ice skate.
I got to go to work tomorrow.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Right.
Do they ice skate?
Have they ice skated before?
Nah, hell no.
No, well then, yeah.
It's dangerous.
Yeah.
It's just very dangerous.
You don't see black people trying to ice skate.
Yeah.
Until, oh, there can't be nothing else left to do.
Yeah.
You damn-near got to be out of ideas for us
to go ice skating, ice skating and curling.
Just-- just something you just ain't going to see us
readily involved in.
Yeah, well, I don't think we even see white people curling.
No, that's-- [LAUGHS]
That's rare for us, too.
All right.