(sproinging)
- Thank you, Scentbird, for sponsoring this video.
Hey guys!
(laughing) (singing off-key)
What's up?
We're back in my office again, two videos in a row.
Well, technically, oop.
Yeah, let's talk about it for a second.
This video is sponsored, I can't get that deep into it
right now, but I did talk about this on Twitter.
You guys did see in like, the two hours of Thursday
that the video was up, I did upload a video on Thursday.
So the video ended up being much more of a mockery
than I intended to be.
I really do not like and I really do not want
to make anyone feel devalued or less than
with any of my content. Unless you're a person that's like,
purposely, devaluing somebody, you know,
you know what I do.
I'm very sorry, it was a very weird overlook on my half.
I didn't actually watch the video all the way through
until after it was uploaded, 'cause I edit like a weirdo
especially when I feel rushed,
so when I was watching it all the way through I was like,
oh, ew, yeah, okay.
And then y'all called me out in the comments.
Thank you, thank you though,
I feel like we create a safe space here
and I'd hate to feel like I ever intrude on that
so I'm very happy that we have created
a community of people that are so ready to help
and educate me and inform me and call a bitch out
when a bitch needs to be called out.
I'm glad y'all don't let me walk with hall passes
through things, girl, I would never learn.
I should pay y'all.
Don't force me to do that, actually, please.
I'd file an extension on my taxes, y'all,
I don't know how to deal with money,
please don't make me do that.
And speaking of money, this video is sponsored!
(singing off-key)
- Patricia!
- Oo!
And I left it downstairs, but I'ma be right back,
give me a second.
This video is sponsored by Scentbird!
Scentbird!
I'm very excited for it 'cause I've seen
other people get sponsored by this and I really
wanted to be sponsored by this 'cause I really love cologne,
I really love cologne, and I used to always wear cologne
all the time, my dad's been bougie like my entire life
so he's always wearing like, really fancy cologne
which made me fall in love with cologne
so when I heard this company existed
from other YouTubers I was like, let me get a little dip,
okay, I am excited to tell you about it!
Wanna keep those warm weather vibes going on year round?
Because same.
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You know, girls, sometimes you need a break
from these subscriptions, I get it.
It lets you choose a new designer fragrance to try
every month for just $16,
and that is really cheap, so I'ma tell you,
these designer fragrances go up, girl.
I have an $150 bottle.
I don't have a $150 bottle of cologne, in my,
no, I don't, no, I don't.
Each fragrance comes with about a 30 day supply
so you can try out fragrances
without committing to a full bottle.
Look at it, and it does this!
Girl!
You can also upgrade to two or three products a month
and Scentbird works with top designer brands.
I currently have to skrt skrt real quick
and pull out the BVLGARI Aqua,
I've seen that bottle around the block
and I've always been like, I wanna try that!
Girl, it smells rich, it smells so rich,
girl on a yacht now, who says?
And they also work with other brands, like DKNY
and their juicy Be Delicious scent
and a bunch of indie labels like this Confessions
of a Rebel, Morning After, girl!
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and that's why I was introduced to you,
Confessions of a Rebel!
And they also gave me these cute little cards
to describe the fragrances, too.
They all come with like, small little photos of like,
what's in the fragrances?
Like for the BVLGARI there's some seaweed,
mandarin orange, cedar, lavender, also got some
Sydney Rock Pool, mineral accord, coconut skin accord,
Australian sandalwood, driftwood, girl this one smells manly
and I also got sent a fragrance called,
excuse my butchering, Sky by Gendarme.
Gen-da-ram? - Gendarme.
- Cardamom, might be saying those wrong.
Water lily, woody, and aged leather, oo!
Oo, I smell that aged leather, girl!
They also sent me Sanctuary by Amur Leopard?
This one came with a bit of a book.
Crisp apple, rosemary, pine leaves, tonka bean
and leather woods, oh my god.
Oo! Oo, this one's my favorite, I'm gonna have to
go out with this, I've gotta go party!
Oo, she gotta be seen, she gotta be smelled tonight!
You can find full descriptions of the fragrances,
scent type, occasion, season, and other info
using the fragrance link
but this Sanctuary reminds me of like,
a walk in like a botanical garden in San Francisco.
I don't know how to describe that.
Also this is like the perfect amount for a fragrance.
I literally have cologne bottles just collecting dust
up in a bag in my bathroom, lemme go get it!
Sitting in this bag for literally years, just!
(rattling)
Sitting in this bag!
But something of this size, I really really enjoy.
And then this Sky fragrance,
I'm gonna have to take this with me everywhere.
It reminds me of like, Saturday night.
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That's literally just $11 for your first month.
So, thank you Scentbird for sponsoring this video,
now let's get back to it!
Okay!
Today I'm gonna be watching things
you guys wanted me to watch.
No, I'm not doing that.
You guys all know, I have a Discord server,
over 20,000 people the last time I checked.
Might be more, but there is a section in the Discord server
titled React To This, where I have let you guys
run wild for a few weeks now, posting random memes
and videos that you guys want me to see
and hope that I see it
so today I'm gonna check it out just to check in
on you guys real quick, you know, see where y'all at,
see where y'all mental spaces have been,
what you guys think is funny,
what you guys want me to see,
and why y'all want me to see it.
Maybe it's a cry for help, we'll see.
Let's go, right from the bat, we see a man
on all fours and I am vibin'.
(laughing)
- Oh, my god, where's my wig? - Where's her wig?
- Oh, my... - Oo!
Whoa, no.
Yeah, I don't, y'all know what's happening here.
- So I've got a question for you.
You would think even the worst person -
- Stop, okay, I'm sorry, I did not expect that meme
to talk to me when I clicked on it.
Let me read it, let me read it, shut up, we don't need that.
So I've got a question for ya.
Do you think even the worst person can change,
that everyone can be a good person if they just try?
Well here's a better question.
Do you wanna have a bad time?
'Cause if you take another step forward,
you're really not going to like what happens, what?
Okay, lemme hear it.
- So I've got a question for ya,
do you think even the worst person can change?
- Sure. - That everybody can be
a good person if they - - Okay, didn't know
I put this into one of my videos.
(laughing)
Get it, because I peeked too!
- Just try, well, nevermind.
Here's a better question.
Do you wanna have a bad time?
Do you want to have a bad time?
'Cause if you take another step forward
you are really not gonna like what happens next.
I will, uh - - What?
- I'll get mad at ya! - Okay.
- And when Hugh Newtron is mad, usually I cry a little.
- Girl, man, what was that?
That wasn't?
That...
Girl, work, whatever.
Was that supposed to be like, a quote from a movie?
Was I supposed to know what that was?
I don't know, it sounded to straight for me,
that's all I'm gonna say.
Bible stories, the teaching of Jesus?
What?
Christian cartoons, girl, you already know,
give me this, give me 35....
We'll come back to it, okay?
You know I gotta watch me some Jesus,
you know I gotta watch me some Jesus sometimes.
We all need a little Jesus in our life.
(laughing)
Lemme stop.
- [Automated Voice] I used to have this art teacher
and everyone hated her.
She was the biggest bitch like she was literally
so mean and strict and for what, what was the reason?
Anyways, one day she was really testing my limits
and she had the motherfucking audacity to rip up
and throw away a project I worked on for a week
because she said it quote-unquote wasn't good enough
and that I never even try in her class
even though I worked so hard on it and I did
the best I could.
I was mad at her for saying I didn't ever try and that
my work wasn't good enough for her so I was thinking
to myself, shut your bubblegum dum-dum skin tone
chicken bone google chrome no homo flip phone
disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome
metronome Dimmadome genome full-blown monochrome
student loan Indiana Jones overgrown Flintstone -
- Okay.
First of all, I haven't played this game in a second.
I need to go, I might have a hobby to do after this.
Third of all, what, girl, mess.
- [Automated Voice] Y chromosome friend zone
Sylvester Stallone Sierra Leone AutoZone friend zone
professional seen silver Patron big-headed ass up
and out of danger I grabbed my backpack and said no,
I am gonna leave.
- Great, the flip phone iPhone dumb phone
trip foam make the foam iPhone trip phone Dimmadome
hell no, bitch, I get you, girl.
The Walton Files company introductory tape, okay?
It's ten minutes long, we'll see.
I'm scared, some of y'all like to scare me sometimes,
that's what I've realized
and by the looks of this, already with the little
frizzle thing, I'm already getting a little nervous.
I don't trust y'all.
(discordant Big Band music)
And I was right, fuck this, wait, hold on, gimme a second.
Oo, oo!
I'm a bad bitch, I'm a bad bitch, you bad bitch, Mac,
you a bad bitch.
Ain't nobody gonna scare you!
Cybertech Bunny Smile, whatever, what, is this a real place?
Is this a real place, I don't like this image, okay.
- [Announcer] Hi.
- Hello. - And welcome to
the introductory tape for your new job
at Bunny Smiles Incorporated.
- Okay, oo, Bunny Smiles, wait, that sounds cute.
Let's go!
Oh, this is a real place.
Okay, ten minutes.
Wait, gimme, bad bitch!
Bad bitch, you!
Why do they look like this?
Oh, no, is this, oh!
Is this Five Guys at, five, Five Guys at, what?
"Five Nights at Freddie's", bitch!
Is this Five -
I don't feel like it is, but I just, I feel like it is.
I could be so dead wrong,
y'all could be clowning me right now, y'all,
I don't play that game,
gimme a second, it is not.
It's not.
Shut up, I'm only one minute in, y'all,
this is gonna be a pain.
Oh, yummy, ugh, just turn your heads!
Why are we watching this?
It's just weird cartoon animatronics singing.
Can we move on? Are they just singing this entire....
Are they just singing the entire time?
- [Announcer] These are the Show Stoppers.
Around this fun and magical journey
we'll work on certain tasks. - Okay.
- Cleaning protocols, robot maintenance and repairs -
- Okay. - Learning how to use
VSI technology. - Is this "Five Nights
at Freddie's"?
It's about to get weird.
- [Announcer] You have a wonderful experience
while working with us.
We're looking forward to achieving this dream with you!
- Okay, oop, oh!
Bad bitch.
(garbled audio)
Why it's quiet?
Why's it so quiet?
Okay?
(laughing)
Hello?
Oh, my God.
Girl, this audio is messing with my mind.
It's very crunchy audio, I can barely hear what this woman
is saying.
Hello, hello, girl what is this?
A lighter?
Okay, it's a lighter.
I meant, what is the video, but.
There's a lighter now, here we go.
Okay, okay. Oh, we're not supposed to get into like,
live footage out of nowhere girl,
hold on, gimme a second.
(yelling)
Bad bitch!
Why'd you guys send me this?
Why would you do this to me?
Mm-hmm, mm.
Mm.
(screaming)
Okay.
I'm still a bad bitch, I got eight minutes
and 30 seconds in, name another.
Name another that could.
You, I know, shut, whatever.
- I'd just like to say that I am a proud member
of the LGBTQ community. - Yuh!
Be who you are!
For your pride!
Don't hate!
What were you gonna say, I'm sorry?
- And that is the let's get you back to therapy, quickly.
- Oh.
Move, bad bitch, you don't deserve this.
Get out of my car but it's Donald Duck and Mickey?
What, okay. - Get out of my car!
My car, now! - Kindly pull over.
- Hello?
What is this?
What was that, and why couldn't I understand a single thing
that was being said, I'm sorry, I was so dazed.
Okay, like, I can't judge,
y'all know what the hell I put in my videos
in the first place.
But what the fuck, what's this one?
- Hi Sonic, I've been meaning to tell you something.
- Shut up, you stupid Bitch!
Hi-yah!
(screaming)
- I shouldn't be laughing, I shouldn't be laughing,
no y'all, my humor is different, I'm better than this.
Let's bath together, what?
- Surprise toy!
- Oh, no, not this Russian stuff.
Oh, here we go, ugh.
♪ Let's together bath ♪
Let's together bath!
Not let's bath together, let's together bath!
♪ Let's together bath, let's together bath ♪
Why is there a gigantic -
This is for the kids, okay, I can't question.
♪ Let's together have a lot of fun ♪
Okay, I remember, man, I love to play with those balls.
What'd he say?
♪ Splash splash splash ♪
♪ Let's together do the splashing fun ♪
Let's together do the splashing fun.
Okay.
Ho, ho, ho, bitch, let's together do the splashing fun!
Look at them having that splashing fun!
- Now you take the shampoo!
- Shampoo, in a pool?
Oh, they're in a bath.
Why is the bath outside?
Why am I just piecing this together?
Were your kids just not wanting a bath so much
that you had to like, make a pool outside their bath?
See, this is why I can't have kids.
I cannot imagine having to teach somebody
the importance of hygiene, like, I would go crazy.
♪ Now you apply the shampoo on your head ♪
Now apply the shampoo on your head, bitch! Ho, ho, ho!
What is with this ice cream cone,
why does it have yellow frosting on top of it,
what's the yellow frosting?
♪ It's really fun to rub our hands ♪
Really fun to rub our hands.
♪ Wash, wash, washing your face ♪
Okay, I don't wanna sound mean,
I don't wanna sound out of pocket,
but why does that kid look different than like
everyone else, why does that kid's eyes, like,
completely like, not the same.
Am I crazy? I don't know the story behind these kids,
but I'm just like, he looks like he was animated different.
He looks like he was like, a render that they
just like, downloaded online and was too lazy
to finish everyone else, that's what it's coming off
right now, because like, his face looks like it's like
a completely different animation.
I don't know, I'm looking too much into it.
♪ Scrub scrub scrub ♪
Oh, yes, rain, yes, all up in your bathtub,
all up with ya kids, gonna get them sick,
yes, so fun.
So fun, you know.
Hope you all understand water from the sky
is not clean, that water is not good.
It could be evaporated water from someone's urine,
you don't even know.
How 'bout you girl, what you doing?
(speaking Japanese)
- [Announcer] It's me, Tofu-Chan!
- Tofu-Chan! - Do you have a bread
that is taking up too much space in your house?
I want you to send me that bread.
- Okay. - I'm accepting all types.
Baguettes, all loaf, loaf of a bread, potato bread,
brioche, pita bread, bagel, banana bread.
- Okay, this is very wholesome.
Send him bread, send him bread, girl,
give 'em that bread, girl!
He want that bread, he want that bread,
that head, then leave!
(singing off-key)
I'm gonna do one more, I'm gonna click on something random
and I'm calling it a day.
I don't know if I want this video to be longer, okay,
'cause y'all are kind of creeping me out with this.
Y'all deep into these cursed memes.
But at the same time, thank you for these cursed memes.
What are you, two minutes, here we go.
- Okay, so I need to find like the best flowers
for the queen for her funeral.
Because when she sees me in this new dress
she's gonna realize that she's not the fairest
of them all.
- Okay. - I am!
Oh, it's so cold out here, look at that breeze, ah!
Oh, it's so cold, my tits could literally cut ice.
- Okay, okay, okay.
- Oh, my god, it's a little attention grabbing whore,
trying to get my screen time.
Hello, little birdie!
I'm a princess, you can trust me.
- What is this?
We've turned snow white into a white twink,
is that what this is?
Snow White Twink, okay.
(screaming)
(laughing)
I'm so sorry Snow White.
(blowing nose) (laughing)
- Oh, my fucking dress!
- Go and hide in the woods, away from here!
- Run away, Snow White Twink!
- I love all this attention! - I love all this attention!
- So after that I like totally ran to the forest
and I was like, oh, my god,
I don't know where I'm going, like, the trees
were grabbing me and shit, ew, they look like people
and I hate people, being social is so stupid.
- Oh my god.
- No, I don't wanna be social, no, swipe left!
I was like, oh, scream.
Then I saw a -
Then I got really scared and when I get super scared
I snort, so I'm like (snorting)
Then I found this house, and then I'm like,
I'm gonna crawl into bed and get some free food
because I'm a girl. (laughing)
- What the hell?
What the hell was that?
Okay, I think that was a good one to end on, honestly.
Save the trees, plant more seas,
clean the cheese, shredded bees.
And on that note, have a wonderful night.
Peace y'all, some weird introduction video,
some weird bunny, weird ass TikToks, weird memes
that were talking to me for some reason
and Snow White being a White Twink.
I don't know what a better way to describe y'all is
but that's it.
Shout out to Lxst_Ayi and ReninthePitt,
for retweeting my last video on Twitter.
Comment down below.
I don't know, comment whatever you want.
Join my Discord server and send in some videos
I'm gonna do more of these later on.
Send in stuff that's not going to freak me out, please.
Please, don't, please.
My name is Mac and don't forget to like, comment, share
and subscribe!
- [Automated Voice] This is the part where the ending music
plays, this is the part where the ending music plays,
slay mama, this is the part where the ending music plays.
Slay, this is the part where the ending music plays,
this is the part.
Where the ending music plays, this is the part
where the ending music plays, this is the part
where the ending music plays, slay mama,
this is the part where the ending music.