'Sup, bra.
- Let's talk about that.
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(fire blazing)
Good Mythical Morning.
- Mythical beasts, we ask you to tell us who or what gives
you the best support when you really need it the most.
And according to Jill Johannen and 64 other people who agree
with her, that is the bra.
- Now, I don't have boobs and I don't play sports but I'm
told that they're both very important.
- Yes.
- Especially when combined.
But what sports bra is the breast performing of them all?
It's time to find out in an experiment that we're calling,
Which Bra Is The Best For The Chest?
IDK So Let's Test.
- Okay, so we're both gonna be trying on two different
sports bras and because we don't have boobs we're going to
have boobs that are made out of balloons filled with slime
because that's our best guess as to what boobs are actually
out made of.
- Right and we're gonna be evaluating these sports bras
based on how it looks, how it shakes, and how it hangs.
- Wow.
- And then we will be giving them a rating on a scale of one
to 10 in order to determine
the best bra - Yes.
- For sports out there.
- You want this.
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Okay, Link's up first.
Come on out, Link.
Show us your sports bra.
(laughs) Whoa. (crew laughs)
That's what I'm talking about right there.
This is the Pro Classic Padded by Nike.
Only $45.
How does it feel?
- Very secure.
Very tight.
- It looks very tight and secure.
- I feel very supported.
- This is an overall best seller from Nike.
They say that the minimal design reduces
sports bra distractions.
- Are you distracted?
(crew laughs)
- I gotta say, seeing that Nike jiggle a little bit is
distracting for me, personally.
You know, I don't know if this is getting rid of those
sports bra distractions.
(crew laughs)
- I mean, it's really secure.
- I'm just trying to evaluate where we're gonna
go from here.
You know, because
I wanna say you look great
but I don't really believe that.
You look very secure, though.
Let's hang upside down and see where we get.
See where we get (laughs).
- You 'bouta fall out of your chair.
Okay.
Oh, my goodness. - This is
the hang test.
We're really gonna test and see how well they hold your
boulders in place.
You're just gonna get on that.
Secure your feet.
- [Link] I've never really done this before.
- And then just lean back, put your hands up and lean.
Oh! - Oh!
Here I am. - Whoa.
There was absolutely no movement at all.
(crew laughs)
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- It's so tight in there.
- Yeah, I can't even see 'em.
- No movement at all.
Can you bring yourself back up?
(grunts)
I think you gotta grab on here, maybe?
- (grunting) Oh, gosh.
- [Rhett] Yeah, okay.
- [Link] Woo.
- Okay, that's the hang test.
You guys can take that out.
We're gonna do a little shake test.
'Cause you wanna know how this is gonna actually feel at the
gym, you know?
- In my personal Shake Weight gym.
- [Rhett] Yes.
- Okay.
- Shake it for me, Link.
(whooshing)
Whoa! (crew laughs)
Wow!
Boy, they really tight, just right in there.
- Feelin' the burn too!
- That is a tight bra.
And it feels good?
- Feels great, what about this?
Too much shake.
- I mean, one review says, "Your bust will bleed after you
"run with this bra."
But you're not bleeding after shake weighting with it.
- Not at all.
- Wow, okay.
- On a scale of one to 10.
- I gotta say that I'm not a huge fan of the brand being
right across the boobs.
You know, I'm just gonna say a few demerits for that.
It's a little bit showy, in my opinion.
For me that is a distraction, by definition to have Nike
written on the front of it.
But you look great, it holds 'em tight.
You might as well not even be shaking.
I'm gonna give this one an eight.
(bells rings)
- Boom.
(crew laughs)
(stylish music)
Next up we have the cheapest bra which is a best seller at
Walmart made by Fruit of the Loom.
Rhett, come on out.
(perky music) Look at those, that.
Look at that sports bra.
- Whoa.
They dropped three inches just while I was coming out.
- Is it a t-shirt material?
- Yeah, it's a t-shirt material.
Got a little spandex in it.
It feels great.
- You can get a three pack of these for under $10.
And you know you wanna go cheap when you're looking for
something that's gonna prevent intense pain
and gland tearing.
- Oh, really?
- [Link] Yes.
- That's a thing? - That's why sports
bras are important, man.
- Well, here what I gotta say.
It feels like I'm wearing almost nothing at all.
Which I do like.
I mean, I feel like I might even go into the gym and think,
whoops I forgot to wear anything today.
- (laughs) Well it looks like you're wearing a
woman's sports bra.
- [Rhett] (laughs) Yeah.
- One reviewer raves, "I have men breasts that bound when
"walking, this bra stops that."
You too have men breasts.
- Yeah I do.
- Under those balloons. - These are
definitely men breasts.
- So, it's feeling good but let's see what happens when
we invert them.
- Oh, yeah, let's do that.
- Is this a typical sports bra test, to be hung upside down
because it should be.
I frequently see people hung upside down in sports bras.
Oh, here he goes.
- Oh, oh, oh. - It's gonna be scary.
- Oh!
- Let it go.
Let it go.
Okay.
Whoa!
(crew laughs)
- [Rhett] That doesn't seem good.
Are my nipples showing?
- I can see your actual nipple.
The nipple. - I don't think
that's supposed to happen.
- Now, maybe you just got a size too big.
- Is my face getting red?
- The bottom of your face is really red, which is the
top of it.
But yeah, man, I can see your chin through there.
- [Rhett] It failed the nipple test.
- This is not good
Come on back up here.
Oh, my goodness.
Gracious, me.
I would help you more but I don't wanna you any.
So let's clear that.
- They're high now though, look.
- [Link] Yeah.
- [Rhett] They're right above my nipples.
(crew laughs)
- Alright, maybe pull 'em back down.
- I think I can get 'em down just by going like this.
See?
That's it. (crew laughs)
- Alright, let's not draw a premature conclusion.
What about seeing a Baywatch run?
(chuckles)
(poofs)
Whoa!
You went full Pam Anderson.
- No, I'm Rhett McHasselhoffman.
- So you need to do a little Baywatch run here.
- I need, I need to.
- This is for bra science.
- Yeah.
- Let's see it.
(determined music)
Save her, save her! - Oh!
- Save her, she's drowning!
(crew laughs)
Okay.
Well I think that qualifies as a complete fail.
- Okay. - I mean, if
this happened to in public
dial 911!
- This would be very embarrassing.
- That'd be more than embarrassing.
- I'd lose my job.
- Oh, my goodness.
So, before I give these an entire zero, I mean, are there
any redeeming qualities?
- Again, it feels great.
- Price,
they feel great.
But man, they are subpar performers.
I'm gonna be generous and give 'em a three just based
on the positives.
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- Alright, Link, come on out.
(laughing) Whoa.
Okay, this is the - Oh, man.
- Free To Be Zen by Lululemon.
- [Link] There's definitely a lot of freedom happening.
- [Rhett] (laughing) Yes, there is.
- [Link] Man.
- Is something wrong?
- No, I don't think.
- Is that what's supposed to happen?
- It looks like my planets are about to escape orbit.
- Personally there's a lot to like.
(crew laughs)
- [Link] There's a lot to look at.
- But I don't think that this what do men think
of sports bras.
That's not what we're doing.
We're testing this for the ladies.
- Right.
- As a lady, I don't know if I would be super enthusiastic
about going into the gym revealing that much of myself.
- There's a lot of risk of something peekin' or poppin'.
- Well, there's a lot peeking and popping right now.
I'm afraid to give you any instructions.
- I know.
Just this little shimmy right here is making me nervous.
- Well let me see the back, though.
Now, the back has got a nice feature.
Look at that.
(crew laughs) You look like
Spiderwoman.
Is Spiderwoman as superhero? - Should be.
She will be.
Marvel's gettin' desperate for those movies.
(crew laughs)
- Alright, let's turn you upside down.
- How could this work?
- Well, if they stay in I'm going to be very surprised.
- Let's keep in mind that real breasts
are actually attached.
- (laughing) Yeah they are.
Well,
most of 'em are.
Let her rip.
(grunts)
You know what, it's not bad this way.
Whoa. - Oh!
(crew laughs) - Okay.
- Gimmme.
- That's a problem.
You want that back in there?
- [Link] Yeah, I want it.
- I feel it, this just doesn't feel...
Oh, there goes the other one.
I think you can't have two breasts in there at one time, I
think is what it is.
You can only have one in
at a time. - My left
boob is surrendering.
(crew laughs) - Oh, gosh.
What, do you blow on that thing?
(laughs)
Oh, gosh.
- Don't pay any attention to the
floppy...
- Wow, again, a lot to like.
But,
not really functioning very well.
Let's stand you back up.
That was a fail.
Whoa!
- I always do this way.
You gotta get up with the handles.
- It's not a sit up machine.
- [Link] Woo.
- Okay.
Now, you know what I think the ultimate test for
this would be?
How 'bout a trampoline jump?
- Oh, my goodness.
- Let's bring in the mini trampoline.
And just have at it, Link.
Just go at it like a...
(crew laughs)
Well, alright.
Again, there's not a lot of holding power.
- No, there's not.
But if they were attached...
- But if they were attached they'd be bouncing all
over the place.
Like that.
(crew laughs)
I don't know.
- There we go.
- Okay, now.
First of all, the whole Lululemon thing is pretty trendy
so, I mean, I'm gonna give points for just being relevant.
- But these are high dollar.
- And this is yeah, this is a $52 bra.
- Wow. - You look like Spiderwoman
from the back, which I think is a good thing.
I like the subtle blue color.
- Oh, gosh.
- You're not making too much of a statement.
But the functionality here, especially for a
full figured lady,
I don't think it's really delivering.
So I'm gonna give this one a four.
- I'll take it.
(stylish music)
Alright, now we got the Glamorise No Bounce Full
Support sports bra.
Rhett, let's take a look.
There he is.
Now these things are clamped down.
- [Rhett] It is so supported.
I feel full support.
- This is a best seller on Amazon.
- I see why.
- 6,600 reviews.
- $6,000, oh I thought you were gonna say the price.
- No.
- It's worth every penny (laughs).
- It's $38.
I mean, you're not seeing any cleavage come out the top
of this thing. - No.
I feel like I could ride a rollercoaster and a boob
wouldn't pop out.
You know what I'm saying?
Loopti-loop, every which way.
- Very secure.
- Log ride, whatever.
Take me to Busch Gardens right now.
- Okay, me and you just like this.
- Oh, you're gonna have trouble.
On the Big Bad Wolf, woop (laughs).
- It's like the prison of Azkaban for
badly behaving boobies.
- I mean, look at this.
- They're not going anywhere.
- Yeah, I love everything about it.
I look like a superhero now.
- Oh, yeah you don't.
Okay, so we're feeling good but let's invert these puppies
and see if you can have any sort of peekage.
I'm predicting none.
- This is just a formality at this point.
I mean, these things ain't gonna come out of there and I
don't think they're gonna move at all.
- Wow.
Give that some nice gusto coming...
Give it some momentum.
Let's see what happens.
- [Rhett] Oh!
Look at that. - Nothing's happening.
- [Rhett] No nipple showing.
- No nothing.
- This is me on the rollercoaster that got
stuck upside down.
- Yeah. - And I'm like,
I could be here all day.
- If your head doesn't explode.
- My boobs are so tight.
Whoa. - My boobs are so tight.
It's all in place.
Come back up, man.
We're getting five stars on the inversion table.
Wow.
I don't know.
Because this one looks so amazingly secure we gotta
go all out.
We really gotta test the limits of the bounce.
Jackhammer time.
- Oh, yeah.
(poofs)
(laughs)
Yeah.
- Oh, shoot.
- Let's jackhammer.
(jackhammer clanging)
- Oh!
Oh don't break!
Don't jackhammer
through the floor! - I broke it!
Total steady state right here.
- Wow!
That's abso-freakin'-losin' amazing.
(laughs) - Leave it right there.
- Dude!
Just hold on to that.
- Yeah, I will.
- You broke right through there.
Okay, all things considered I think we might be looking at
a perfect score.
Except for the fact that it looks a little bit like you got
on a baby's bib.
- (laughing) Oh, really?
- I'm gonna detract half a point.
9.5. (bell rings)
- Alright, there you have it.
Now you ladies know how to secure your parts.
You're welcome.
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- You know what time it is.
- Hi, I'm Marlene.
- And I'm Sandy.
- And we're in the Highline in New York City and it's
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- If you wanna have just the right amount of jiggle in your
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Click through to Good Mythical More where we're gonna do
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This is when we have a 10 second tour from you
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Here's one.
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aka recent Superbowl city.
But since everything's bigger in Texas it took an hour
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So this is downtown Houston during the Superbowl.
And here's the Museum of Fine Arts.
Look at that art.
Oh, my god, 10 seconds fast.
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