-♪ I'm starting to crack ♪
♪ I'm starting to crack ♪
♪ Will I ever get my old life back? ♪
♪ I don't need another snack, I'm just starting to crack ♪
♪♪
♪ Woke up, showered, brushed my teeth ♪
♪ I got dressed, had something to eat ♪
♪ Got undressed and took another shower ♪
♪♪
♪ Cleaned my floors until they sparkled ♪
♪ Read the Wikipedia for Meghan Markle ♪
♪ Then I looked at TikTok for seven hours ♪
♪♪
♪ I'm starting to crack, I'm starting to crack ♪
♪ Will I ever get my old life back? ♪
♪ Feels like I'm going to snap, I'm just starting to crack ♪
♪♪
♪ I can't figure out my daughter's math ♪
♪ Spent three hours taking a bath ♪
♪ Looked at the clock, it's 4 p.m. ♪
♪ I'm on my third glass of wine by then ♪
♪ Rearranged my living room ♪
♪ Called all my third cousins on the Zoom ♪
♪ Laughed too hard that my background's a beach ♪
♪ The president's telling me to shoot up bleach ♪
Whew.
♪ Stare at the wall like I'm in a trance ♪
♪ Put on a T-shirt, and I wore it like pants ♪
♪ It totally works, you gotta believe me ♪
♪ if you just stick your legs through the T-shirt sleeves ♪
♪♪
♪ I'm starting to crack, starting to flip ♪
♪ For breakfast I had a bowl of chips ♪
♪ With Pepsi instead of milk ♪
♪ I'm starting to crack ♪
♪♪
♪ I just thought milk rhymed with crack ♪
♪ And that Pepsi rhymes with milk ♪
♪ Milk, milk, milk, milk, quack, I'm starting to crack ♪
♪♪
♪ Milk, milk, milk, milk, quack, I'm starting to crack ♪