>> James: NOW EVERY YEAR ACROSS AMERICA MILLIONS OF
TURKEYS ARE ROASTED ON THANKSGIVING.
SO THIS YEAR WE THOUGHT WE WITH CHANGE THINGS UP A BIT AND FOR
ONE NATURE ONLY LET A TURKEY ROAST US ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
QUESTION, GENTLEMEN, PLEASE WELCOME LIVE IN THE STUD WHY THE
JERKY TURKEY.
HEY, JERKY TURKEY, THANK YOU FOR JOINING US, THIS WILL BE A BIT
OF FUN, ARE YOU READY TO ROAST US?
>> YEAH, YEAH, THAT SEEMS LIKE A FAIR TRADE OFF.
YOU MASSACRE EVERYONE I KNOW AND I TELL SOME JOKES SURE, SURE,
LET'S GO.
YOU KNOW, JAMES, I SEE YOU DON'T HAVE AN AUDIENCE IN HERE ANY
MORE AND I GOT TO SAY I APPRECIATE YOU DOING YOUR PART
TO HELP STOP EXPOSURE TO ONE OF THE WORST VIRUSES OF OUR
LIFETIME.
JAMES CORDEN'S COMEDY.
I'M JUST KIDDING JAMES, I'M KIDDING.
HAVE I NEVER ACTUALLY SEEN YOUR JOKES KILL BEFORE, ROASTING YOUR
ASS, BABY!
YEAH.
YOU KNOW, I GOT TO SAY, IAN, YOU REALLY MAKE ME LAUGH, MAN.
EVERY TIME I LOOK AT YOU I'M LIKE HA HA HA HA HE THINKS THAT
MUSTACHE LOOKS GOOD.
I'M KIDDING, YOU LOOK SUPER.
SPECIFICALLY SUPERMARIO.
BOOM, ROASTING YOUR ASS.
OH, THE BAND.
Y'ALL ARE THE BEST BAND IN LATE NIGHT, IS WHAT I WOULD BE SAYING
IF I WERE AT JIMMY FALON'S SHOW RIT NOW.
I'M KIDDING.
REGGIE, REG YEA WATTS.
YOU DRESS LIKE PAULA POUNDSTONE ON EDIBLES.
YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW I KNOW THAT JOKE IS KIND OF A DEEP CUT
REFERENCE BUT IT WILL MAKE SENSE TO MORE PEOPLE THAN ANYTHING
YOU'VE EVER SAID ON THIS SHOW.
TIM, IT'S TIM, TIM IS SO COOL THAT YOUR MOM LET YOU DRESS
YOURSELF TODAY, VERY COOL.
I GOT TO SAY THOUGH, YOU PLAY THE GUITAR ALMOST AS GOOD AS
PRINCE, SPECIFICALLY PRINCE NOW.
ROASTED.
YOUR ASS.
>> STEVE, HEY STEVE, YOU KNOW IT IS TOO BAD THAT I SHAVED YOUR
BEARD, YOU KNOW, BECAUSE NOW YOUR PERSONALITY IS THE WORST
THING ABOUT YOU.
(LAUGHTER) GOBBLE GOBBLE BABY, YOUR ASS IS
ROASTED.
HAGAR, YOU ARE WITHOUT A DOUBT THE COOLEST PERSON IN THE ROOM.
BUT SEEING AS HOW IT IS THIS ROOM THAT IS BARELY A
COMPLIMENT.
YOU KNOW WHENEVER I HEAR YOU PLAYING THE-BASE I ALWAYS THINK
ABOUT SONGS.
I'M ALL ABOUT THAT BASS BECAUSE I HEAR YOU AND I THINK I GUESS
THERE IS SOMETHING WORSE THAN THAT SONG.
CECE.
>> James: JERKY TUR KEE YOU FORGOT GUILLERMO.
>> OH MY GOD, I AM SO SORRY GEE A MOW, THAT WAS SO RUDE OF ME,
MISSING A BEAT IS YOUR JOB, MY BAD, PIE BAD.
CECE.
THERE SHE IS.
CECE IS A TRUE SUCCESS STORY, ABSOLUTE TRUE SUCCESS STORY, SHE
GREW UP IN A SMALLTOWN IN THE SOUTH AND CAME OUT HERE TO
HOLLYWOOD AND MADE HER PARENTS AND SIBLINGS PROUD WHICH WASN'T
TOO HARD BECAUSE THEY'RE THE SAME PERSON.
ROASTED YOUR ASS.
HEY JAMES, JAMES.
>> James: ME AGAIN, YOU ALREADY DID ME.
>> OH, YOU LIKE ARE YOU REALLY IN A PLACE TO CRITICIZE SOMEONE
GOING BACK FOR SECONDS.
BOOM, YEAH, ROASTED.
>> James: ALL RIGHT.
>> GOBBLE FREAKING GOBBLE, BABY.
>> James: I THINK WE'VE ALL HAD A GOOD TIME, WE'VE ALL HAD
OUR FUN.
>> WE'VE HAD OUR FUN, YEAH, THAT IS SOMETHING NO GUEST ON THIS
SHOW HAS EVER SAID.
BOOM, ROASTED.
BACK BACK BOOGER.
YOU KNOW JAMES, JAMES, EVER SINCE LOCKDOWN STARTED YOU VRNT
BEEN ABLE TO DO CARPOOL KARAOKE BALK OF THE PANDEMIC AND THAT IS
WHY SO MANY PEOPLE REFUSE TO WEAR MASKS.
NO, I'M JUST KIDDINGK I ACTUALLY AM REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO
CARPOOL KARAOKE COMING BACK AND I REALLY HOPE YOU DO ONE OF THE
GREAT NEW MUSICIANS, HOSE TAPED TO YOUR EXHAUST PIPE, GET HIM IN
YOUR PASSENGER SEAT, PLEASE, ROASTED.
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S MY TIME, YOUR ASS ARE HEAVILY ROASTED.
SEE YOU NEXT YEAR JERKY TUR KEE OUT!
>> James: ALL RIGHT, THERE YOU HE GOES.
JERKY TUR KEE, EVERYBODY.
WOW.
GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE.
♪ GOBBLE GOBBLE WITH.
>> HEY JAMES, IS THIS DOOR LOCKED.
>> James: YEAH.
>> YOU CAN UNLOCK IT PLEASE.
>> James: NO.
>> WHAT IS GOING ON?
>> James: WHAT'S GOING ON?
I'M ABOUT TO ROAST YOUR ASS!
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE ON THE "LATE, LATE SHOW,"
EVERYBODY.
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