So I know we haven't been seeing each other that long,
but I really feel like it's time we take things to the next level,
and I'd like you to consider moving in with me.
Why don't we just... Why don't we just move in together?
Oh, yeah. We're gonna have ourselves a tussle.
[Chittering] Hey, Polly!
Oh, my God. Rodolfo's in your toiletry kit! Did you know that?
Did you pack him, or did you... did you...
What-What is this? I mean, why am I in your computer...
on your Riskmaster thingy and... Okay, you know what?
I can explain this, Polly. Well, no, it's fascinating. I learned a lot about myself.
I've learned that I have no career, I'm flaky, I like ethnic food.
Polly, would you let me explain this? Uh-huh.
Lisa came back, and I, you know, I've been trying to figure things out.
What are you figuring out, Reuben? Just about us and our future.
Future? What are you talking about?
What future? Reuben, come on!
This is a fling, you know? Come on. What, did you think we were gonna get married?
Whoa! Maybe...
I was gonna ask you to move in with me first.
Oh, my God. You expect me to move to the suburbs with you?
Reuben, are you insane? Whoa! Why is that so crazy?
People do that all the time. They have kids, they-they-they make plans,
they get married, they buy houses. You know what, though?
That's you, Reuben. You do that, right? That's what you do.
I don't live my life that way. Is your lack of a plan that different than my plan?
I don't... I don't have a plan. Yes, you do!
You're on the non-plan plan. I am not on a non-plan plan!
You are too! I've never met anybody more afraid of committing to anything.
I mean, you were a senior delegate at the Model U.N., Polly.
What the hell happened to you? Whoa!
[Leland] Wahoo!
Come on, you mother! You can do better than that!
I've been living my life, okay?
I've been in good relationships and I've been in shitty ones,
and I've moved a lot, and I've been happy and I've been sad,
and I've been lonely, and that's what I've been doing,
which is a lot more than I can say for some freak who thinks...
he's gonna get the Ebola virus from a bowl of mixed nuts.
Those nuts have pee on them! It's common sense!
Oh, trust me, that is so far beyond common sense, Reuben.
[Grunting]
You don't understand what I grew up with.
I had a mother who made me afraid of everything.
Okay, well, big deal, Reuben. My dad had a whole second family.
- What? - Yeah, on Long Island.
A wife and kids and a golden retriever.
A second family?
Whatever. Hey, you know what?
I'm, uh, glad I saw that.
Polly... I am. 'Cause you know what?
I'm gonna make this really, uh, easy for you, Reuben.
I have, um... I have no interest...