Chloe! Breakfast!
Thunder Baby reporting for duty.
Oh, Chloe, you look so cute.
I'm not cute. I'm a villain's worst nightmare.
Well, cute or not, you still can't wear
your super suit to preschool.
Why not? Everyone knows we're superheroes.
Yeah, everything's different now.
Cause last week Max was an evil villain,
now, he's a superhero. Who just stole my bacon.
I just saved the world from watching
the weird way you eat bacon.
Okay, it is not weird.
How am I going to get a wedding bod
in just a few hours?
With boot camp, baby.
I don't think this is a good idea.
[whistle blowing]
- Drop and give me 20. - 20?
You're lucky I can't count higher.
One, two, three.
Cookie, Billy? I found it like that.
Thanks. Now, who wants to go play laser tag?
[both] Me.
I didn't put the scissors away, did you?
Never do
Found the scissors.
What did you do?
I got a haircut.
Oh, no. If Mom and Dad see that we're gonna be toast.
I know how to fix this.
Bowl cut. Bam.
You don't deserve to wear that hat.
All done.
Wow. I love it.
Looking good, baby.
Aw, just the girls hanging out?
Not exactly.
All right, I'm ready to pedi.
Oh, Link's back.
He never left.
Well, ever since I quit Splat Burger,
I have all this extra time for my other job,
being Phoebe's boyfriend.
How am I doing, boss?
Employee of the Month.
Uh, but it is late. I should get going.
You can paint my nails next time, Chloe.
Okay. Dr. Bunny, your turn.
[cheering]
A Tumbleman's always prepared.
You would've remembered that
if you hadn't gotten clown fever.
All right, guys, this is it.
Let's give him the Tumbleman twisty flip and throw.
Yeah.
Hup. Hup. Hup!
[clapping]
We are the Tumblemans!
[cheering]
[laughing]
Mommy, I'm hungry.
Okay, well, you can eat, honey.
We just can't let go of this cactus.
So just press the buttons and order for yourself.
I can get anything I want?
So much power.
Chloe, honey, are you okay?
Never better, baby.
What in the name of casual dining have you done?
I couldn't decide.
Okay, Chloe, let's move on
to another of your favorite things
about Hiddenville, Max's slide.
Is that thing safe?
Don't know. That's why I sent Billy first.
[screaming]
I'll pass.
Game on!
Okay, I've got a good feeling about this next round.
Alert. Alert. Pizza delivery approaching.
Rock, paper, laser, shoot.
Rock, paper, later.
[both] This is bad.
Magnificent.
It's miraculous.
It's pooping amazing.
Ice cream partay!
You're not invited, furball.
[gasping]
You guys are going to rob your parents
of their precious family memory without me?
I hope you get brain freeze.
I thought you said I didn't have a brain.
Make up your mind.
Guys, Colosso's right.
Mom and Dad will be upset if we eat this without them.
So what do we do now?
We put family first and do the right thing.
We did not do the right thing.
I can't feel my face.
You guys are lightweights.
[growling]
Uh, that was me. My tummy's bubbly.
Aw, well, come on, sweetie. Let's fix up your tummy
with a little ginger tea.
You owe me.
Hey, guys, you want some tea?
We had cookies, but Chloe ate them all.
There's no crumbs on my face.
Behold the chocolate munch cake.
It's amazing.
It's a work of art.
It's going in my belly.
Ooh, no frosting swipes. I flew a long way
to get this cake from a celebrity owned bakery
Your mom read about.
A celebrity baked that?
Was it one of those hamsters from that car commercial?
Now we know how they can afford those cars.
All right, you two,
I'm putting you in charge of keeping my cake safe.
You mean Mom's cake, right?
I wish I did, Nora. I wish I did.
That's cool. We've never been in charge of anything before.
Yeah, it feels good knowing
Dad thinks we're responsible enough to...
[gasping] Chloe, don't!
She did five finger swipe.
And I'd do it again, baby.
Okay, this is bad, but, we can fix it.
Chloe can teleport us to the bakery to get a new cake.
Good idea. Now we just have to get rid of the old cake.
Told ya I'd do it again.
Thank you for coming so quickly, Dr. Ouch.
Dr. Ouch? What's your first name Boo Boo?
It's pronounced Babu.
And it looks like Chloe's had her final growth spurt.
Can you tell us what her permanent superpower will be
and make this overpriced housecall worthwhile?
I should be able to narrow it down with a power scan.
[gasping] Adious.
She speaks Spanish, too?
Run Billy.
Aw, Chloe, it's going to be okay.
Believe me, I've seen a lot of doctors.
What if I hold your hand?
Okay.
[beeping]
See? Not so bad.
You're my hero.
Looks like Chloe's superpower will be one of three things:
super strength, teleportation or... vomit comets?
Oops, sorry. Make that sonic screaming.
You'll know within the week.
Hey, Chloe, you ready to draw Mommy and Daddy?
Nope, strike team.
Well, maybe you can draw us when you're done.
Nope.
Don't cry, Hank.
She'll know we're weak.
- Hi, Max. - Get out of my room, Phoebe.
Aw, look at our sweet little angel
playing with her- Ow! Oh!
Why are your toys so pointy?!
Young lady, you promised you'd pick up your toys.
I know, but it's so much easier not to.
Thanks! Have a nice day!
Cha ching!
I knew she just needed to be where people could see her.
Nobody with a heart can resist an adorable little girl.
I make this look easy, baby.
I'm hungry, super nanny.
Then prepare for some tasty weather.
Tater tots! Dreams do come true!
You ready for a snack?
We actually made our own.
And now you're cleaning up? I can't believe it.
Believe it, baby.
Hank, the kids are doing stuff on their own.
Don't jinx it. Smile... and back away.
I'll have some more pretend tea, please.
Here you go.
[phone ringing]
Hello?
Chloe, Billy and I are in trouble.
We need your help.
I can help you... tomorrow morning.
Chloe, we have something for you.
Cool, an owl.
Not just any owl. Check this out.
♪ Hoo hoo, Hootie don't care Hoo hoo, Hootie don't care ♪
♪ What do you think About that? ♪
Excuse me, Hootie,
could you please help me carry my groceries?
Hootie don't care!
[music playing]
[chuckles] That was funny.
I don't remember Hootie harassing grandmas.
Hootie, you can't just eat that candy
without paying. That's stealing.
Hootie don't care.
♪ Hoo hoo, Hootie don't care ♪
♪ What do you think About that? ♪
Maybe we shouldn't have shown that to Chloe.
She's a good kid.
I don't think we have anything to worry about.
Chloe don't care.
Chloe don't care!
This is your fault.
Chloe don't care. Chloe don't care.
Alright, Chloe, who's ready to hear the story of Robin Hood?
Max!
Apparently not you.
What's for breakfast? We got thunder hunger.
[chuckles]
Ooh, oatmeal.
Oh. No, Max, that's not.
Ugh. What is this?
Walnuts that Chloe chewed up and spit out.
Why?
Because it's fun.
Just for that. I'm taking your toast.
Not cool, dude.