WILL BE FURLOUGHED IN CONGRESS
RETURNS TO WORK SUNDAY
AFTERNOON.
I MARIANNE RAFFERTY, NOW BACK TO
THE GREG GUTFELD SHOW.
ONE BOUGHT THE FARM.
EVERYONE WAS TOLD THE BALLISTIC
MISSILE WAS HEADING TOWARDS
THEM.
THEY WERE PUT THROUGH 38 MINUTES
OF SHEER HELL AND THEN THEY WERE
TOLD IT WAS A MISTAKE.
THAT ONLY HAPPENED SEVEN DAYS
PAST.
>> BEAUTIFUL HAWAII, NOTHING BUT
LONG BEACHES AND SMILING FACES.
NOT BACK IN THE YEAR 2018, BACK
THEN TECHNOLOGY WAS PRIMITIVE TO
SAY THE LEAST.
ONE UNLUCKY GUY CLICKED THE
WRONG BUTTON AND PANIC.
THE EMERGENCY MANAGEMENT PANIC
SET AN ALARM ABOUT BALLISTIC
MISSILE COMING IN AND EVERYONE
HIGHTAILED IT FOR COVER.
AS FOR THE EMPLOYEE, HE'S BEEN
REASSIGNED AT LEAST THEY DIDN'T
GO OUT THE BANK.
[LAUGHTER]
GREG: SO, WHY HAS THE STORY
FALLEN SO QUICKLY UNDER THE
RADAR TRACK FOR ONE THING, YOU
CAN'T BLAME TRUMP FOR IT
ALTHOUGH SOME HAVE TRIED WITH
EVERY FIBER IN THEIR YOGURT FED
TEEN DISCANT I TALK TO IT IT IS
NOT A STORY.
WHAT IF PARENTS PAY THEIR
CHILDREN DOWN MANHOLES IN PLACE
FOR ABSOLVING FLOCKS OF PEOPLE
OF THEIR SINS AND FAMILIES WERE
TEARFULLY SAYING GOODBYE TO EACH
OTHER?
THE PRESIDENT SAID A NAUGHTY
WORD AND THAT IS ALL THAT
MATTERED.
FOR MORE ON THE HAWAII STORY
LET'S SEE WHAT OTHERS ARE
REPORTING
LET'S SEE WHAT OTHERS ARE REPORTING.
>> I DON'T KNOW, I CAN'T SEE
HIM.
TYRUS, I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT WE
DON'T -- THIS IS JUST BECAUSE IT
WAS A FALSE ALARM WERE NOT
TAKING IT SERIOUSLY.
>> YOU KNOW THE PART THAT IS
BOTHERING ME IS IT TOOK 38
MINUTES.
GREG: YES, AND A NEW FIVE
THOSE 38 MINUTES TO KNOW HOW
MANY MARRIAGES WERE RUINED --
YOU KNOW IN THAT MOMENT WHERE
YOU'RE LIKE I NEVER LIKED HER
MOTHER TO BACK.
>> I'M THE ONLY ONE IN THE PANEL
OLD ENOUGH TO REMEMBER DUCK AND
COVER.
WHEN I WAS A KID WE WERE SCARED
OUT OF HER WITS THE RUSSIANS
WERE GOING TO COME TO THEY WERE
GOING TO BLOW US UP BUT WE WOULD
BE SAFE BECAUSE GOT ON HER KNEES
UNDER OUR DESKS AND PLAYED.
THAT BROUGHT BACK THESE
TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE MEMORIES.
GREG: IT WAS NUTS.
SHELBY, MY WIFE WAS THERE AND
THANK GOD I WASN'T BECAUSE I AM
THE WORST.
I WOULD HAVE COVERED MYSELF IN
SLOW-MOVING ELDERLY.
I WOULD HAVE I WOULD'VE BEEN
LIKE THEY WOULD HAVE BEEN A
SHIELD.
>> ARE YOU INSULTING ME HERE?
COME ON.
[LAUGHTER]
>> HE'S THE GUY WHO I DO
BEHIND.
I WAS GOING TO LOOK FOR HELP.
>> YES, YOU CAN'T REALLY IMAGINE
WHAT IS LIKE TO BE THERE.
CLEARLY THIS HAD NO BUSINESS
BEING NEAR A BUTTON WHEN WE'VE
HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT BIG,
POWERFUL FUNDS.
THERE ARE A FEW THINGS THAT WERE
REALLY SCARY THAT CAME OUT OF
THIS NEWS.
THEY REPORTED THAT ACCORDING TO
A MAN WHO IS CONTRACTED BY DHS
TO STUDY THE WIRELESS ALERT IT
COULD TAKE 30 MINUTES FOR OTHER
STATES TO WRITE AND BLAST A
MESSAGE ABOUT A MISSILE.
THAT IS A PROBLEM WE SHOULD FIX.
A NATIONWIDE SYSTEM FOR MOBILE
DEVICES NEVER BEEN TESTED.
THESE ARE THINGS THAT SEEM SO
SIMPLE AND THE FEAR IS THAT WE
HAVE MOVED ON SO QUICKLY FROM
THE NEWS WILL THEY EVER BE
FIXED.
GREG: WE MOVE WE.
THINK ABOUT THE BIGGEST
SHOOTING.
WE ACT LIKE THAT HAPPENED TEN
YEARS AGO.
WE STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT THE
HELL HAPPENED TO, YOU DISAGREE.
>> YES, I DON'T THINK THERE
SHOULD BE WARNINGS AT ALL.
IF YOU WILL GET MISSILE BOMB TO
WET?
STOP UP ON CANNED GOODS YOU WILL
NEVER GET A CHANCE TO EAT THOSE
ONCE I GET YOU'RE NOT.
GREG: THIS IS AN INTERESTING
POINT.
BEST RESPONSE I HEARD IS THE
HUSBAND OF MY WIFE'S FRIEND.
THEY WERE THERE FOR HER BUT THEY
PARTY AND HE IS RUSSIAN AND
EVERYONE IS PANICKING AND PEOPLE
ARE CRYING AND HIS WIFE'S CRYING
AND HE SAYS GO BACK TO BED.
IF YOU WAKE UP, ALL GOOD.
[LAUGHTER]
AND YOU CAN'T GET BETTER THAN
THAT.
GREG: I HAVE TO SAY I LOVE
HAWAIIAN SHIRTS BUT IT'S WEIRD
WHEN THE ADDING NATIONAL PRESS
LOVE POINTERS BUT AT A -- LOVE