Nos: Hiya! I'm Nos Hyena!
Fjord: And I'm Fjord Frost.
Nos: Today's video is furry con roommates!
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Nos: So you're about to go to your first fur con and it's going to be
exciting, it's going to be fun! Right Fjord?
Fjord: I hope, otherwise you lost a lot of money
So you're about to go to a fur con, of course you're going to want
to actually save money and the best way to save money is to have roommates. But
not all roommates are good ones.
Nos: So we're going to show you a field guide to the
different types of furry con roommates you will encounter!
Fjord: Be prepared. Nos: Be prepared.
Fjord: So did you actually see Kiwi fox at the rave?
Nos: Yeah.
Fjord: What did I just say?
Nos: Yeah.
Fjord: Dude we're supposed to actually be having fun together you're just
on your phone. Dude!
Give that! No!
(phone send sound)
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Nos: Oh my gosh this room is amazing!
Fjord: Dude we only have
five more days at the con, it's almost over.
Nos: It just started!
Fjord: We've already lost two hours!
Nos: I mean we still have all this time to have fun!
(Fjord crying softly)
Nos: Hey you want to check out the dealer's den?
Fjord: (grunts and falls over) It's over! Nos: It's Wednesday!
(cheesy music)
Fjord: So basically you had one shot of whiskey that's $3, you stayed in the room for 15
minutes on one night and that should be about 50 bucks. And of course fursuit
insurance, that's $5,000 but overall I don't think it's too bad.
Nos: I hate rooming with you!
Fjord: Also one time you exhaled, that should be
about 0.5 cents.
That's about five cents as well.
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Fjord: You know I'm a fox right? Nos: What?
Fjord: I'm a fox! Nos: What are you doing?
Fjord: Ooh! Daddy. (laughter)
(cheesy music)
Nos: Woo! Yeah! Getting drunk! Fjord: Dude like, nobody even knows
that I'm drunk right now it's really- Nos: I know you're so sober! Yeah!
(cheesy music)
Fjord: Oh my gosh dude I just got my ref sheet, you wanna see?
Nos: Oh, sure! Sure! Fjord: Yeah!
Nos: (aghast) Ugh! Fjord: I know right? So hot!
Nos: No uh...
(cheesy music)
(door creaks open)
(door shuts closed)
(cheesy music)
Kiwi: Oh my god you guys, oh my god! I have been awake since three o'clock in the morning and
I am still ready to go. You guys want to go back down? You want to go and check out
the dealers den? Nos: have you been in suit since then?
Kiwi: I've been in suit since we got here! Well I'm going to go?
Nos: Do you know what he looks like out of suit?
Fjord: Yeah no he's been like that since when I met him at the airport.
Nos: In fursuit? Fjord: Yeah!
Fjord: I hear he actually puts ketchup into his mouth before he gets into
fursuit so that he can have it available when he needs it!
And if you want to know more tips about that...
Nos: check out the Fjord Frost's collab with me: furry life hacks!
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Fjord: Hey uh, I just wanted to tell you I'm actually gay.
Nos: Oh that's cool.
Fjord: Really? I just want to make sure it's okay with you.
Nos: The gay part is fine...
Nos: You don't have to like, touch me-
Fjord: Hey buddy! I just want you to know that I'm gay.
Fjord: Nos! I'm gay! Nos, wait! Nos!
Fjord: Nos! I'm gay! Nos! Nos: I know you're gay!
Fjord: Nos, stop, wait! I'm gay!
I'm gay! Kiwi!
I'm gay! I'm gay!
Hello there man children! Today I'm going to be telling the story of how
I'm gay! I'm gay!
(to a fun beat) I'm gay I'm gay gay gay gay
gay gay gay gay
gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay I'm gay
(triumphant music)
Nos: Hey thanks everyone for watching furry con roommates!
Make sure to hit the bell!
Fjord: that's my thing. Nos: It's my thing now. ...hey come back!
Fjord: And check out Fjord Frost!
Nos: It's a really awesome channel, one of my favorites!
Fjord: Much better than this one of course. Nos: Hey!
Nos: Stay tuned for bonus footage of-
Nos: Wanna go make bad decisions? Fjord: Sure that sounds like a great idea!
Nos: Awesome! Let's go!