[Geoff] (Dude!)
[Geoff] I just had the best idea ever!
[Gus] Is it a diaper for cats?
[Gus] 'Cuz I already had that idea like six months ago.
[Geoff] Dude! I just had the second best idea ever!
[Gus] What?
[Geoff] I'm gonna make a video game!
[Gus] You're an idiot.
[Geoff] No, no, no, no. It makes sense. Look.
[Geoff] I'm always playing video games, right? ...
[Geoff] I'm always talking about video games...
[Geoff] and I'm always making videos about video games!
[Geoff] Who better to make a video game than me?
[Gus] Professional video game developers.
[Geoff] That's just what they WANT you to think, man.
[Geoff] But this is America!
[Geoff] We can do whatever we want, whenever we want!
[Geoff] And I think my old pal, the Internet, will back me up on that one.
[Gus] I'm pretty sure the Internet will refute you in about six seconds.
[Geoff] Doesn't matter.
[Geoff] This is about democracy!
[Gus] Has nothing to do with democracy...
[Geoff] If you like video games and you can make a video game, ...
[Geoff] That's like that law we have where if you have a gun, ...
[Geoff] you can start your own private police force...
[Gus] There's no law that says that.
[Geoff] and then you can shoot anybody you want to.
[Gus] Yeah, that's not even remotely true.
[Geoff] Oh, yeah? Well then why am I not in jail then?
[Geoff] Checkmate.
[Gus] *sigh* Alright, fine.
[Gus] You wanna make a video game?
[Gus] Go ahead.
[Gus] But the thing is, I know you're super lazy and it's just another thing you're not going to get around to.
[Geoff] Do you really mean it?
[Gus] What the fuck. I don't care.
[Geoff] Awesome, man! Thanks!
[Geoff] Okay, we should get started.
[Gus] We?
[Geoff] Alright, you caught me.
[Geoff] By 'we', I mean 'you'.
[Geoff] Go ahead and take your clothes off.
[Gus] Li- listen. I don't know what you've seen on the Internet about making video games,...
[Gus] but THAT'S not how it works.
[Geoff] Okay! But it's going to be hard to make an accurate 3D model of you without you taking your junk out.
[Gus] Geoff! I'm not getting naked!-
[Gus] Wait.
[Gus] Why do you need a 3D model of me?
*transition music*
[Gus] You have a prototype already?
[Geoff] I've had Nathan working on it for about six months.
[Nathan] Actually, I heard about it right before lunch.
[Geoff] Nathan takes long lunches.
[Nathan] Not today, I don't.
[Nathan] Look, why don't we just take a look at what we've got.
*Pac-Man intro song*
*Pac-Man SFX*
*Pac-Man dying SFX*
[Gus] Yeah... I'm pretty sure that's not an original concept.
[Geoff] *scoff* Well look again!
[Geoff] Because we gave you a jetpack!
[Pac-Man Gus] I'm flying!
[Geoff] AND all the ghosts have M16's.
*obviously AK-47's*
[Gus] Yeah. You're not releasing this game.
[Geoff] But, I-
[Nathan] Oh, darn. Looks like we're going to have to scrap the whole thing...
[Geoff] OR! We could go back to the drawing board, ...
[Geoff] and try even harder.
[Nathan] Yeah, I don't- I don't think we should do-
*interrupting transition music*
[Nathan] This took me a good half hour to do.
[Geoff] Ah. He's just being modest.
[Geoff] It took him AT LEAST 30 minutes.
[Nathan] Why don't we take a look at what we've got.
[Announcer] FIGHT!
[Gusden] Hi-ya!
[Johnny Gus] Ungh!
*awful teleport SFX*
[Johnny Gus] Ungh! [Gusden] Hi-ya!
*punch*
[Gusden] Hi-ya!
*awful teleport SFX*
*lightning bolt*
[Announcer] FINALIZE HIM!
[Geoff] Great catch phrase, right?
[Geoff] And it's not even trademarked!
[Gus] I'm not saying that! This is terrible!
[Gus] (Stupid piece of shit. You're not making this!)
[Geoff] So, I'll put you down as a maybe?
[Nathan] Oh, darn. Looks like we're gonna have to scrap the whole thing...
[Geoff] Don't worry about it!
[Geoff] I already have a BETTER idea.
[Nathan] Son of a-
*interrupting transition music*
[Gus] Alright, Geoff. This better not be another-
[Gus] Holy shit!
[Gus] I look badass!
[Master Gus] Grr.
*explosion*
[Master Gus] Yeah.
[Geoff] Presenting my masterpiece!
[Gus] Here! Gus play!
[Geoff] Uhh. Yeah, go for it.
*hammering buttons, wiggling sticks*
[Gus] Wait a minute...
[Gus] Why's my guy just laying there like that?
[Geoff] Oh, that's what he does!
[Geoff] You're actually controlling the other characters on the screen...
[Gus] Well, why would I want- Well what do the buttons do then?
[Geoff] Oh, they all do the same thing!
[Geoff] They crouch!
[Gus] Why would I want to crouch?
[Geoff] Let me show you...
[Geoff] See? You just...
*furiously hammering triggers*
[Geoff] Doesn't get old. You just keep doing it.
[Nathan] Achievement unlocked: "Moon Roof".
[Geoff] This is gonna be the easiest 1000 gamerscore ever!
*angry hand smack on controller*
[Gus] NO!
[Gus] Fuck this.
[Gus] Fuck you. Fuck you.
[Gus] I'm done.
[Gus] You can make any idea you want...
[Gus] just don't involve me anymore.
[Geoff] ... Any idea?
[Gus] Yeah. ANY idea. Just keep me out of it.
[Gus] Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!
[Gus] Fuck you again!
[Gus] Fuck you guys!
*angry controller throw onto couch*
[Gus] (Go to hell.)
[Nathan] Oh, darn! Looks like we're going to have to scrap-
[Geoff] I GOT IT!
[Nathan] Mother FU-
*interrupting transition music*
[Joel] Gus!?! [Gus] Oh!-
[Joel] Oh hey, Gus! I'm sorry! [Gus] Hey, Joel! What's up?
[Joel] Gus, dude. Check it out, man!
[Joel] I got Geoff's brand new game!
[Gus] Geoff's new game!? [Joel] Yeah!
[Gus] "Diaper Cat"!?
[Gus] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
[Gus] OOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
*interrupting transition music*
[Gus] OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
[Gus] Geoff!
[Gus] *groan*