The following trailer is rated 'H' for honest.
From a studio that isn't afraid to ruin to ruin their most popular properties.
And the long the long running franchise about really bad neighborhoods.
Comes a new chapter and murdering your ass until you like it.
Resident Evil 7
Return to one of Capcom's most storied franchises,
that went from tense survival horror
to dumb fun action,
to just playing dumb.
Now experience yet another series reboot,
as you shoot zombies,
pick up herbs
and slowly open doors.
But this time
in
in first
in first person.
Enter a literal residents of evil
and take over the disembodied hand of Ethan Winters,
a husband searching for his wife.
In the world's creepiest house
without calling the cops first.
In the most Silent Hill as plot line imaginable,
as Ethan is kidnapped by a bunch of extras from Rob Zombie movie
and force to find a cure for their serious mold problem.
And what has to be the roughest day he has ever had in his life.
*screaming*
I want a divorce.
Thrill as Capcom combines the series classic gameplay
with every horror trope that they can get their hands on,
like the creepy house from PT
antagonist from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre,
elaborate death puzzle from saw,
the little girl from fear,
and the jumpscare from every modern horror thing.
As you fumble around the dimly rooms of the Baker mansion
while everything and everyone gets way too f****** close to your face.
Seriously, don't play this game in VR unless you've got a very strong sphincter. Trust me.
Prepare to squeal like a small child,
as RE7 opening leads you weaponless alone and in the dark,
pitted against immortal enemies that are constantly searching for you,
as you creep to the house afraid of turning every corner.
Until you get a shotgun.
Then throw all that carefully built tensing out the window
as the game suddenly becomes Resident Evil again instead of Clock Tower.
LET'S SMASH SOME ZOMBIES NERDS!
WHOOOO!
Revel in some RE nostalgia,
full of throwbacks to the classic franchise like
Fancy doors with overly complicated locks,
Grenade launchers just kind of lying around,
Really vague scary science,
Mashing up house plants to make healing items,
Loose connections back to the franchise as a whole, that we're not gonna tell you.
"I'll do spoilers"
And the most important feature of all,
Item Management
Uugh Yeah! Now this the Resident Evil I remember.
So click on that flashlight,
reattached your foot with that good-good healing juice,
and enjoy a surprisingly solid horror experience,
and hopefully a brand new start from the franchise,
because it's right the beginning at it seems
they'll f*ck eventually.
*screaming in agony*
Starring:
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Do you know the Japanese version called Biohazard 7 Resident Evil,
You're adorable Capcom!
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