The SCP Foundation is a baffling place housing some of the scariest, funniest, cutest and
friendliest creatures and entities that have left us absolutely confused, but thank god
they’re not on the streets, right? However, there are some SCP’s out there that don’t
make any sense whatsoever, with purposes that leave us scratching our heads. So today on
Top 5 Scary Videos, I’m going to be counting down our list of the Top 5 Strangest SCP Creatures
That Make No Sense. Let’s jump in.
5 SCP-2061 SCP-2061 is a late-1970s Sharp ElsiMate EL-1185
electronic printing pocket calculator. SCP-2061 produces a compulsive effect in >99% of humans
viewing it in person, within a range of approximately 20 meters. This effect is nullified if there
is any solid physical object between SCP-2061 and the viewer, even if the object is transparent.
Windows, plastic bags and other clear objects have proven sufficient to prevent manifestation
of SCP-2061’s effect. The compulsive urge manifests as an irresistible desire to insert
any object capable of performing user-facing electronic mathematical calculations into
one’s own oral cavity, as deeply as possible. This urge manifests regardless of the harm
caused by its been acted upon, and a number of fatalities and severe tracheal injuries
were caused by SCP-2061 prior to the object’s transfer to SCP Foundation containment. SCP-2061’s
cognito hazardous effect does not appear to manifest on any individuals who meet the following
criteria: * Criterion A: Individuals who have received
payment from the Sharp Corporation or any of its subsidiaries at any point in their
lives * Criterion B: Individuals who have had unprotected
sexual intercourse with those meeting Criterion A.
SCP-2061 is kept in a standard containment locker at Site-76 in a secure container. Experimentation
on and access to SCP-2061 is currently suspended indefinitely. Future experimentation with
SCP-2061 is to be led by Foundation personnel employed as contractors by the Sharp Corporation.
The three living 2061-Positive individuals are currently housed in Foundation-affiliated
offsite inpatient psychiatric facilities, listed in Document 2061-C. Professional care
at these facilities has been directed at avoiding visual contact between 2-61-Positive individuals
and objects capable of performing user-facing electronic mathematical calculations.
4 SCP-055 SCP-055 is a self-keeping secret or anti-meme.
Information about SCP-055’s physical appearance as well as its nature, behavior, and origins
is self-classifying. To clarify: * How Site 19 originally acquired SCP-055
is unknown. * When SCP-055 was obtained, and by whom,
is unknown. * SCP-055's physical appearance is unknown.
It is not indescribable, or invisible: individuals are perfectly capable of entering SCP-055's
container and observing it, taking mental or written notes, making sketches, taking
photographs, and even making audio/video recordings. An extensive log of such observations is on
file. However, information about SCP-055's physical appearance "leaks" out of a human
mind soon after such an observation. Individuals tasked with describing SCP-055 afterwards
find their minds wandering and lose interest in the task; individuals tasked with sketching
a copy of a photograph of SCP-055 are unable to remember what the photograph looks like,
as are researchers overseeing these tests. Security personnel who have observed SCP-055
via closed-circuit television cameras emerge after a full shift exhausted and effectively
amnesiac about the events of the previous hours.
* Who authorized the construction of SCP-055's containment room, why it was constructed in
this way, or what the purpose of the described Containment Procedures may be, are all unknown.
* Despite SCP-055's container being easily accessible, all personnel at Site 19 claim
no knowledge of SCP-055's existence when challenged. All of these facts are periodically rediscovered,
usually by chance readers of this file, causing a great deal of alarm. Object is kept within
a five by five by two point five meter square room constructed of cement fifty centimeters
thick with a Faraday cage surrounding the cement walls. Access is via a heavy containment
door measuring two by two point five meters constructed on bearings to ensure door closes
and locks automatically unless held open deliberately. Security guards are NOT to be posted outside
SCP-055’s room.
3 SCP-2678 SCP-2678 refers to a phenomenon primarily
manifesting in the southeastern United States, typically within the Gulf and South Atlantic
regions. Signs of the phenomenon manifesting have, in all cases to date, included the following
events: - Highway billboards will suddenly and without
warning change the image being displayed to one of several advertisements for locations
or experiences within the region that do not exist. These billboards often use terminology
suggesting a vacation destination or scenic locale, and are typically found to be Class
IV visual cognitohazards with an unknown memetic effect on observers. Individuals encountering
instances of these billboards will be compelled to pull their vehicle to the side of the road
and exit it, and begin traversing to the manifestation of SCP-2678. The entrance to a local structure,
usually one that is dilapidated or otherwise derelict and in disrepair, will become an
access point for a spatial distortion. Individuals entering through this access point will then
be within an SCP-2678 instance itself. SCP-2678 manifests as the interior of a massive, ruined
cathedral, the remaining walls and ceiling of which are covered in unknown religious
iconography. The interior of SCP-2678 appears to be an entirely different physical location
than its respective access points; for this reason, it is unknown if SCP-2678 is collective
of multiple instances, or only a single instance of the cathedral. There are no apparent exits
within the cathedral, aside from the spatial anomaly. What area is visible beyond the collapsed
walls of the cathedral is shrouded in thick fog, and is illuminated red due to an unknown
light source. In the center of the cathedral within SCP-2678 is a large pit. Within the
pit is a massive biological entity of which only the primary consumption orifice is visible.
Individuals entering SCP-2678 are inevitably drawn by anomalous means to the precipice
of the pit and into the orifice where they are swallowed whole.
2 SCP-3311 SCP-3311 refers to a storage unit located
in Florida. SCP-3311 appears nondescript and identical to adjacent units which are affixed
in rows, making relocation impossible. SCP-3311 contains a spatial anomaly, extending far
past what its physical constraints allow and appearing without limit. At this time, exploration
has reached approximately 585KM into the unit, during which no apparent end was observed.
SCP-3311’s interior turns on a slight bend, making long range viewing difficult. Visual
broadcasting deteriorates rapidly within the anomaly, prompting the usage of relays to
help extend the range of reception. GPS positioning fails to trace individuals who pass beyond
5 meters of the entrance, approximately halfway into the unity were it possessing correct
internal dimensions. Tracking signal is not lost; it remains at the halfway point until
it passes out of range of reception or is disconnected via other means. SCP-3311 is
hypothesized to have a minor cognito hazardous effect on sentient life, the full scope of
which is still under analysis. SCP-3311 is to be kept closed and locked at all times.
No personnel are to enter SCP-3311 for any reason other than for testing purposes. The
facility containing SCP-3311 should be monitored for any suspicious activity and patrolled
by a Foundation agent posed as a security guard.
1 SCP-426 To fully explain SCP-426 I must read it’s
description via the SCP Foundation in order to do it justice. I quote: “Hello, I am
SCP-426. I must be introduced this way in order to prevent ambiguity. I am an ordinary
toaster, able to toast bread when supplied with electricity. However, when any human
being mentions me, they inadvertently refer to me in the first person. Despite all attempts,
there is yet to be a way to speak or write about me in the third person. When in my continuous
presence for over two months, individuals begin to identify as a toaster. Unless forcibly
restrained, these people will ultimately harm themselves in their attempts to emulate my
standard functions. I was discovered in the home of the family after the gruesome deaths
of three of its members. I had been given to the younger Mr. and Mrs. as a wedding gift.
No card of any other identifying markings had been found on my box. Approximately two
months after the family received me, fire crews were dispatched to the home due to an
electrical fire. Mrs. Blank died from the electric discharge that she had caused when
attempting to devour an electric socket. The other two victims had died shortly before
the fire occurred. The elder Mrs. Blank had gorged herself with nearly 10KG of bread before
her stomach burst and she died of internal bleeding. The younger Mr. Blank died of severe
blood loss after attempting (BLANK) with me. The sole survivor was the elder Mr. Blank
who was suffering from severe malnutrition. He stated that he had inserted some bread
a week prior and was still waiting for the toast to pop out. I was confiscated by the
Foundation after police noted my unusual properties.
Well, there we have it! Do you guys agree with our list? Were there any strange SCP’s
that we missed? Leave us all your thoughts and feelings in the comments down below and
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