>>> You know who we love?
Justin long and all his movies,
"Dodgeball," "He's just not that
into you," but a new one has
everyone talking.
>> "Life is short with Justin
long," and we love him around
here, has launched recently, but
it's already a hit, brother.
People love it.
>> People have been very nice
about it, which is so nice to
hear.
>> Yes.
>> And yeah, I do it with my
brother, so it's very personal
and we've been having so much
fun doing it.
>> But there's so many podcasts
out today.
>> Yeah.
>> What is it, what's the hook
that you've got with everybody?
Is it the naughty, the fun thing
with your brother, you take
baths together?
>> Yeah, like a bathtub, so
we're naked in a tub.
You don't see any of that --
>> But you feel it.
>> Because who would want to see
that?
Why would you ever air something
like that on television?
>> I don't know what you mean.
I don't know what you mean --
>> Oh, sorry.
>> They're still here.
>> No, I'm going to watch that
show, I think.
But the hook is, you know, we're
not reinventing the wheel or
inventing the wheel.
Why reinvent something that is
already so good?
>> It's rolling.
>> Yeah, it already works, but
just a different voice, I guess.
And yeah, it's -- I don't know.
I wish I had a better answer for
the hook.
>> I like to get the inside
scoop when you tell funny
Hollywood stories or things that
went down.
>> Yes.
>> Because I like the
behind-the-scenes.
>> I tell all the dirt.
>> You do, about the in such a
funny way.
>> I know.
>> It's like you're just sitting
there having a beer with your
>> Oh, good.
Thanks, kit.
>> Your first kiss, who was it
with?
Onscreen kiss --
>> Onscreen.
>> With a pop star.
>> Now we're narrowing the
field.
>> We're leading thp miss
interview 101.
This is called a lead.
>> Lead the horse to water.
>> Your first kiss, on screen,
with a pop star, long hair --
>> Who was in destiny's child,
one of destiny's children.
By the way, you guys got very
profound today.
That's -- and I like that the
producers were like, we should
bring in the boring white guy to
just balance out the, like,
interesting, profound racial
>> Was your first onscreen kiss
with Britney spears?
>> It was.
I'm smiling only because I've
been talking about this a lot
lately and it happened like 20
years ago.
Yeah, it was.
It was in a movie called -- oh,
here we go.
Look at that little larva.
I'm like a fetus, like a
brunette fetus.
Yeah, it was in a movie called
"Crossroads," and she was very
sweet, very nice.
Have you guys interviewed her?
>> Yeah.
Okay, wow.
>> No, I have.
It's a very -- it's very -- and
I'm being honest, it's a very
quick interview these days, very
fast --
>> Oh, per her --
>> It's a very fast interview.
>> Oh, okay.
>> These days.
>> Well, well.
>> How was it for you to be on
the other side doing the
interview, because I feel like
mainly from being an actor, you
get interviewed.
>> Oh, yeah.
I love it.
I'm so much more curious about
other people than I am about
myself, and I'm not as
forthcoming as I probably should
be, so I'm probably not the best
guest, as you're all
experiencing right now.
>> I think we're going to give
you a gg.
It's a great guest.
>> I think gg, for sure.
>> Oh, yeah, gg.
>> He might get the gg award.
>> Verdict is still out, though.
>> Tty.
Thank you.
I love getting to know people.
Even the people you've had on --
not even the people you've had
on today -- but there are so
many things about them that --
I'm sure you're the same.
You have such a limited time
I feel right now very rushed,
not because of your energy.
It's very calm and inviting, but
just because of the nature of
the --
>> No, I'm a little amped up.
>> The nature of the show is
like, tell your stuff!
>> To your point, the podcast, I
think that's why we find great
stuff from podcast' you can
settle in a little bit, you
know?
We've got people yelling numbers
at us, time, the podcast --
>> You can't see this.
There are people --
>> Get a shot of Joanne!
Like 1:30 left!
So, say something fun.
>> Joanne.
>> Yeah.
>> Say something fun.
>> Calm down, Joanne!
Yeah, we don't have Joanne
over -- we actually -- you're
welcome to come when we record,
but it's a lot more relaxed.
It's more of like -- it's a
relaxed, nice conversation.
>> Who would be the dream guest,
like the one person out there
you've reached out to or maybe
haven't reached out to yet.
>> I'm a huge "Bachelorette"
fan, as is kit, I know, so --
>> I'm coming on.
We've got to talk.
>> Monday night.
>> Monday night's show is the
best, but Chris Harrison -- we
had a bite from him that he
might come on.
I love chauncy Riley, Michael J.
Fox.
There's so many people I would
love to talk to, and nonactors,
too.
We're hoping to get more
nonactors.
>> What about drew barrymore.
You recently said one of the
biggest loves of your life.
>> There's nobody I'd rather
talk to than drew.
She's the best person to talk
to, so that would be fun.
>> That would be rowdy.
>> Remember the way-back
Letterman?
>> I never saw that.
>> Oh, you know what she did?
>> No.
>> She flashed Letterman.
>> No, kit, of course, who
doesn't know that?
>> Kit, come on, kit!
>> You're an actor, you got me!
I thought that was pretty good.
Did you fall for that?
>> I wondered how far you would
take that.
>> I'm still going.
>> I still don't understand,
kit.
I don't get it.
More.
>> What do you say we play a
game?
>> Already?
Yeah.
>> Okay, we're going to play --
>> Something really awesome.
>> "Repeat or delete."
>> Would you like to repeat this
point in your life or delete --
>> I thought you meant the last
>> Just delete it.
>> For me, I'll delete.
That was embarrassing.
>> Sorry, kit, what did you say?
>> Here we go.
You were president of the model
U.N. At your school?
I thought they said you were
president of -- oh, my god, look
at you -- president of your high
school, but you were just
president --
>> Good job.
Very popular.
>> Of model U.N.
>> Look.
Lacrosse, for sure.
>> So, I have to say whether
this is true or false?
>> No.
>> Would you repeat this?
The rules are simple --
>> Sorry, sorry.
>> Repeat it or delete it.
>> Would I repeat being the
president of model U.N.?
Yeah, I had a lot of fun doing
model U.N.
Yeah, I'd repeat it.
>> What is model U.N.?
>> Kit, what were you like in
high school?
>> I was an athlete.
>> There you go.
That's why you don't know what
model U.N. Was.
Model U.N. Was a place for all
the really cool kids, the
socially well-adjusted kids to
get together and pretend to be
in a U.N. Setting.
You would be given a country.
We were Ghana, we were very
excited about that, and we got
some Ghana --
>> What's so funny about Ghana?
>> And you go and pretend to be,
yeah, be on the U.N.
>> That's awesome.
>> You investigate the country.
>> I like that.
>> Because you went up pretty
I don't know how awesome you
think --
>> There's more on the podcast,
if you want.
This is wet your whistle --
>> A teaser for you.
Oh, dip your toe in that one!
>> So, you had an embarrassing
moment filming "Going the
distance."
It was a tailgate, if you will.
>> Oh!
>> Tell what happened with
Christina Applegate.
>> Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
So, there was a scene that got
cut where there were all these
moments in the movie where
Christina Applegate plays drew
barrymore's sister, and she
keeps catching us in these
compromising positions.
At one point -- it gets to the
point where she catches us
having sex on a table.
And so, we -- they had to keep
ramping up the embarrassment
factor, so there was a scene --
the height of it was a scene
where I come out -- I think
drew's around the corner -- I
come out in a towel and I drop
the towel because I think drew's
coming around the corner, and
it's her sister, Christina.
And so, I show my stuff, you
know.
>> No modesty sock.
>> No, no.
I was on camera, so I had to
just kind of show the stuff.
And, yeah, all the stuff.
And so --
>> Stuff!
>> Then when we did her coverage
off camera, I kept -- you know,
because I'm a good actor --
>> You got me.
>> I'm not a good actor, but a
responsible actor.
>> Dedicated.
>> Dedicated, committed.
So I kept showing her off camera
and seven or eight takes into it
she came over and goes, Justin,
by the way, you don't have to
keep showing it.
I get it.
I know it like the back of my
hand at this point.
Fine.
You can just, yeah --
>> Do the thing.
>> Is that a repeat or delete?
>> I would repeat it because I
was proud that I was --
>> The stuff.
You were proud of the stuff.
>> Not proud of the stuff, but I
was proud that I was committed
to the off-camera stuff.
>> Joanne's going crazy.
We're not a podcast.
Joanne's going nuts.
We love you.
>> We love you!