- I am Kid Danger. - I know.
I figured that out.
♪ You've had a tough time ♪
♪ And nothing's going your way ♪
♪ It's been a rough time ♪
♪ Grey and cold the end of the day ♪
- What just happened? - You fell down the stairs.
♪ You know I'll be right there ♪
♪ I'll always be around ♪
♪ I'll be beside you anywhere ♪
♪ No matter how hard life gets ♪
♪ You know you got a friend in me ♪
♪ I'm never gonna let you down ♪
♪ There's nowhere else I'd rather be ♪
♪ 'Cause this life is so much easier♪
No, no, please don't hug me, ah!
♪ You can fall and I'm gonna pick you right back up ♪
♪ 'Cause real friendship never dies ♪
♪ Any time you're feeling low ♪
You were right and I was wrong. Jinx, you owe me a coconut!
On Monday?
Yeah, true dude.
♪ You can count of me ♪
- Problem actually solved. - Perfect.
Wazzup!
Keep going, it's working.
♪ Oooh ♪
♪ You can count on me ♪
Whoa!
♪ You can count on me ♪
Listen, I gotta tell you something.
♪ You can count on me ♪
- Oh, gross. - I can't eat this pickle.
- Couldn't you guys-- - Shhh!
♪ You can count on me ♪
♪ No matter how hard life gets ♪
♪ You know you got a friend in me ♪
Spit out the muffin! Henry, it's dangerous!
- Henry! - Use the soft duster!
What? What?
♪ 'Cause this life is so much easier♪
♪ When true friends are by your side ♪
♪ You can fall and I'm gonna pick you right back up ♪
Oh, I don't care!
♪ Friendship never dies ♪
♪ Any time you're feeling low ♪
♪ Well you know just what to do ♪
♪ Just pick up the phone And I'll be there with you ♪
♪ And you'll see, yeah ♪
You never tell a woman to carjack, you get it?
Yes, I promise.
♪ By your side ♪
♪ You can fall and I'm gonna pick you right back up ♪
♪ 'Cause real friendship never dies ♪
♪ Any time you're feeling low ♪
♪ Well you know just what to do ♪
Just trust me.
♪ Be there with you and you'll see ♪
Whoa!
Up the tube!
It could be our only chance to wake him up.
[screaming]
- Hey! - Wha-- Wha--
Charlotte, how'd you get here?
- Uh... - Oh, I don't care!
Good.
I'm just glad to see you.
Why?
Anything strange going on?
Everything! I had the weirdest day at school and then I come home and...
It's even weirder here!
What's so weird?
Well, for one thing, my parents
for some reason they look and sound different.
Like Kim and Kanye.
- Hi, Charlotte. - I'm a genius!
Cool...
Why do my parents look and sound like Kim and Kanye?
Do they? I didn't notice.
Well, maybe you'll notice that Piper has a beard
and she's playing the lute.
♪ I gave my love a chicken ♪
♪ That had no face ♪
Why is she singing that?
- I really-- - All chickens have faces!
Well, maybe...
And did you see Jasper?
Henry, will you please help me get back in my body?
Hey, come back!
I thought we were a team.
Did you see that?
I feel like I'm in some weird freaky dream.
You're not!
- Huh? - You're not having a dream.
Just go upstairs and try and put Jasper's head back on his body.
OK.
That makes sense.
Jasper! I don't know what you think you're doing but
it's not natural!