Mark: Ooh!
Mark: You need a band-aid on that.
Dodger: Or a butt-load of Iodine.
Dave: I'm not going to make it, am I?
Dodger: Nope.
Mark: No, no, no. You're going to be fine.
Mark: Look, we're going to stay the night here, you're going to get all better, It'll be just like a sleepover.
Enis: I love sleepovers!
Mark: Vampire!
Enis: Where?
Enis: Oh, you smell good.
Dodger: Mark, you got to kill the last one.
Mark: No, that was a warlock. This is a-
Enis: -devilishly handsome sparkly vampire named Enis?
Mark: Shut up!
Dave: (Groaning)
Enis: Is he gonna be okay?
Mark: I dunno, you tell me.
Enis: Well, it looks like he's been bitten by a hellhound, so...
Enis: ...Probably not!
Dodger: Cool, then I'm just going to kill this guy.
Enis: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Enis: I can save your friend's life!
Dodger: How can we trust a blood-sucking vampire?
Enis: Simple; I'm a vegan! I don't eat anything with a face!
Enis: I generally tear the face off, first.
Mark: Oh, I feel safer already.
Enis: I can fix your friend up lickety-split!
Enis: Just let me grab my magical spellbook!
Mark: (Grunts)
Mark: (Exclaims in Pain)
Mark: (Lip Flailing Noise)
Dodger: (Shrieks)
Mark: What? Oof!
(Bell/Magical Noise)
Dodger: I might cut his head off.
Mark: He's a vampire; it won't necessarily kill him.
Dodger: It'll definitely make playing the kazoo a lot harder!
Dodger: (Screams)
Mark: What?
Enis: Kiss his face...
Mark: No! That's disgusting!
Enis: It's what the book says to do...
Mark: We did like five-thousand things from the book, okay?
Dodger: Okay, could we, like, eat part of him?
Mark: NO!
Mark: AUGHH!
Dodger: I'm just trying to help...
Mark: O- Okay...
Dodger: I'd ship it.
Mark: He's still dead!
Enis: Are you sure he's not just sleeping?
Mark: You have five seconds to fix this.
Enis: Oh, wait, wait, wait!
Enis: I was reading the spell backwards!
Enis: Okay, everybody! One more time, in reverse!
Mark: (Yells)
(Buzzing)
Mark: (Grunts)
Mark: He's still dead.
Enis: Really? Weird, backwards usually works...
(Door Rattles)
Dodger: Okay, well this was fun. See you, Dave, sorry you're still dead...
Mark: You suck at being a vampire!
Enis: I appreciate your honesty! You guys want some music for the road?
Mark: Shut up.
Enis: Do you want to hear my yodeling?
Enis: (Yodeling)
Dodger: No one likes you.
Mark: You smell like an anus!