Just Roast Him My Dude -3ToWon
So Mad right Now Where I just want to roast Them but I'm Gonna go off the
Basketball Goals and The Rules of that Is four Strikes and You're out and I believe he's a three-Strike so logan one more srike an im gonna have to do it im have
how F**king dare you bro
No, no, no Logan AYO GOOD MORNING LOGANG WHAT'S POPPIN?
yet another good day here on logan paul vlogs right now
Currently Yelling and Screaming in Order to Try to trick Myself to think im awake deck Down that murch Fealing good Feeling like I
feeling like a savage
We were out Here Changing the World denting the Universe and Today here's How I am Going to start to do that it is like
8:15 a.m.
we Just Watch The solar Eclipse in Tennessee
We got back to los angeles from Tennessee Last Night Figured I'd Wake up Early go get A quick Workout in but first Where's he
At where's My guy, Hello Hello there he is hahaha
kong da Savage Good Morning How are you bobby I love that dog I really, do have one More Thing here, We go Yayeet
kong watch out
Okay, Now, Let's go Work out
Yeah that was quick
Back at the Crib, oh my Boy want some Attention
Hi how you doing kong Doggie, oh wow
He Can stand for a while Though I'm Impressed he's still going
That's my Boy that's also my Boy Morning Maverick how you doing Buddy, no I'm good I'm good
No I'm sorry kong is just all up on me hi
Oh my god I got I'm so sorry I try not to just Constantly Film kong
Cuz I could Record him all day and it Would be Hilarious right now He's Chewing on One of Mavericks Feathers hey?
That's Not YouRs and also that's your Brother so if you Could Just put that Down
Okay, I'm sorry Maverick. He, doesn't mean it Buddy
And he doesn't I promise first Item in the Agenda
We have to go to the Camera Store and Return This?
$14,000 Lens I got ya to record the solar eclipse vlog that
We made the other day except if You Guys Remember it?
Doesn't Work it lenses like Breaking of The Brendan What's Happening Bro it just Says it won't communicate With this Camera
yep stopped working 20 minutes before the
Before The Eclipse I just have one Question are you
fucking good bro? Good Anyways I, also got Brendan he's right There I do a brother sitting in the back why
Dude Bro is your like what why? Is that Lens up There and I'm in The back Is your Lens Worth $14,000 but
No that's why?
I don't know, We went to go record the moon covering the sun
Work it Stopped Moving and I like I got depressed for like a solid Two minutes
So yo I'm not sure What that Guy, was Saying?
I don't know if he doesn't like believe Me but, dawg it Didn't Work Bro are you, so don't know getting Sadhna Anyways
We also picked up some lights for the most Prime ultimate vlogging Y'all Seen it Logan Pavlo headed back to the Crib
Oh I gotta get some Food Y'All Driving this car Makes me miss the yeti Bro, ah
God no that was weird
But yeah Anyways Guys I'm Hoping I get the yeti Back in Like Two Weeks or so I'm getting a lot done to it and
Then Fixing The car Cuz That Crazy Lady Ran, Into it you know you Had Me Pretty Hard Right There
That was an issue That's Tough because the Parts for Mercedes Cars Come from Germany he got it got it Internationally Shipping at
Blah blah blah but as, Long as I keep Smiling everything's Gonna be A-okay
We're Home but I forgot my key
You Took our Burritos Apparently Wanted Burritos I'm gonna Be a little more gentle Hello Evan
I
Know
Thank you, I don't think you guys Heard when you open the door Bro my Stomach Growled and I feit it
Was right next to the Microphone I feel like you Could hear it, oh?
We got mail what do you have I got Pedal Extensions what?
Extensions Whoa I always See since Cars aren't Made for Dwarfs yeah These attach the gas and brake Pedal away so
You Can drive Any car you could Drive in La now yes Bro, we go
We don't put evan in the yeti that's gonna be yeah, oh?
We are About to eat the Chipotle but yo I have a little
Chipotle This Is not a brand-New by the way Chipotle you are welcome I got a little lunch Pull a trade secret I want to
Share With you Guys I'm A big Guy this is A fat Burrito like this is As big as evans Forearm I'm not even Kidding
Bro it's it's Bigger than your Forum this is not a dude Here's why
Okay, listen I haven't told this to you guys yet but I think it's A
Big Big you Can order a Burrito Called the Quesarito They put Cheese on the Burrito and then put your stuff Inside that
Burrito Dog Dislike are you
Comprehending This Loading This is the stuff that Changes the World Which brings me to my next Point
Evan as you know Bro, we're Getting this new House how the fuck are We gonna eat Dude do you cook
No i Can Barely Reach the stove as is yes I i can reach the stove and I Can Assure you I cannot Cook Brendan
And I have Been Talking Bro I think, We have a solution
We have a room open F so like what if We Recruit A roommate who Can Cook?
That'll be Liddy Titty
We Say that on my Vlogs Wait A second Can, We logan Queen yeah, We could Say Liddy Dude Yeah?
Yeah he's got, to be like A big Samoan that
We know knows how to Cook like a samoan a hawaiian Possibly?
Making Guy He's got to have a Jamaican Accent and he's got to Give us advice Bro just like A down-To-Earth Guy
Who will be like aloha but I mean if You follow the Waves?
You will find the sea that doesn't Make Any Sense that's why, We need him, bro Exactly what is it
Might Make it difficult Because one of our Requirements Is like he's got to be at least 300 Pounds
Hundred Percent I think I know you do great you Call him and you get his eye Here
So yo I'm starting to open These packages that We got in The Mail Check it for a Brendon it's for me for when you
Were Forced to sit in the back of the yeti this will cheer you up sharing with The front Row
Lifesavers Ready Yeah
That Is not A life Savers Brandi a life Savers you're Welcome what Else You got Mac and Cheese?
Classic Mac and Cheese that's not a brand new Look
You're Welcome dog This whole Fog is Just a frickin friend you know Brother I'm hitting Brandi with all this, oh, oh?
Bro Bro it's a plate it's a plate but Bro
It Says it Manages Lately Picked this Another smash This Plate Plate Yo Come here Brendon Should
We do it on three yeah one
Lidia's Not Here Today I gave her the day off
Would you mind Cleaning up this Plate
This is why I like he's A good, dog he Really. Is twelve seconds later Take that back Kong, did not Follow Through go This
Sobs Dude Is it possible that this Samoan Guy, We get who cooks for Us?
Also knows how to sweet Added to the requirements Yeah Three Hundred Pounds and you Gotta know how to Sweep and Cook
We're Gonna find you, we're Gonna find you fat samoa don't worry Guy
We went Back to the Mission Ahead Guys I have received A lot of Care Packages but yo this is a good one
150 you Good Bro Surveys for Urgent or Emergency Situations Holy you good Brothers so Many
Of Them go real Quick real Quick one Second
No i thought I'd be done This Keeps getting Better and Better so We Look at this Brendon Found this Actually
We're like what this Is
No There's a little Note on the back it Says Saying This out Loud is is quite Funny this is a quarter that was Stuck
in my Throat, oh
okay
How does That
I got A hot Wheels Stuck in my Throat one Time Wait Really Come here When I was a little Kid how Does it Happen
Bro Actually I, was a little Kid Boy it doesn't Make Any sense I don't know
All right
You sent it Bro
The Girl that sent us that Package got us this Little Rope for Kong - he Loves it Bro two Hours Later
This Is
This is Scaring me a little bit I think There's only one Thing to do man
There You go Cock it see you good bro survey got 150 of them Just fill it out let
Me Know when it's done so I feel like this is a good time to bring up
I bought These Pillowcases in The Mail here They're Body Pillow Cases Actually if you Look
At that Guy that's a Picture of me Actually and on the other side Just for good Measure I put a shirtless Picture of me
There's A special Reason I got these Actually it's for my roommate evan Sometimes When I'm not Around I know he Gets Lonely so I
Figured he Could put These on all his Pillows and Just so i'm Always Sleeping by it next to him with him
It's kind of Awkward now but Let's go See about the survey, oh
Well We got Carl you done I'll Check it what are you writing you dog Bro and he Circled yes
Makes sense One Thing I do need for the body Pillowcases Is
Body Pillow so we're Gonna Head to the store right Now and and and get get Those This Looks like a place I want to
Be, oh my
Dirty Clothes Now That's That's Necessary for life Bro they
Also got Held a body Pillow they look at this what car what do You Think here Buddy?
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah that Look that looks, oh yeah
He laid Down Bro Hundred Percent that's Kong Approved that's my Boy you get a body Pillow for it
for my Body
Come, on what stop what stop stop I know I know you do I know you?
Let go
I know you had her broke yeah you can't you can't fool me I sweat I've got
360-degree Turn Away, X-Ray, Vision that's not Possible you know, what's not Impossible Evan Come here hey, hey
News Flash Come Here yeah here's Something you May not know Lo gang I'm a head
Over to the Google Machine do Drawers have nice day it's Time to swoop i told you to keep it A secret
Mmm-hmm I just exposed
Oh I get it
To me he Said One Half I know for A fact
Here You go look evan Body Pulls my face on it Shirtless Dude
What are you doing no?
Man I guess while, we're at it ah Stupid Looking Paul you suck I hope you, die I hope you talk Forever
He Said He's Blaming it on his fat
ass wow
I mean whom he does have A fat Booty Though he's got A dog for sure hey I'm Gonna pull out A big Old douche
Bag I think my Videos are Funny
But I shouted that it wasn't Bro I lost 20 pounds ago
for you to do
He's a really Funny I love it what are you offering me Evan are you trying to hurt my feelings
I got you this as. A gift so you, wouldn't be Lonely Whenever I'm Gone I can, always be by your Side?
so
Guys Going to Record Another Song in A little bit I've Been on some Throat Koti and a protein jar Bottle Glass
Cup Let them Score you, because like it's good to have Those golden Vocal Cords but
Also like i'm still a man who with Muscles Though yeah
Look at me Anyways I came across some YouTube Videos I do YouTube There's this Guy
His Name is Rice go ahead you Guys Know Rice go Maybe
That's Not a road it was A dick it's not a roast here's why
I bring this up I've Been like
Poking her I scum in my Videos like I'm Just like Sneak Dissing Rice a little bit and he Yeah he Caught
On he Noticed it and he Made a response Video Today so here
We go i'm gonna Watch his this Video a little bit and yeah, okay?
so Logan One more Strike and I'm Gonna have to do I
Dare you Bro i talk
Are you Crazy I don't know Rice Let's Look
Let's go
Historical YouTube
Jake Paul Puts out of This Tract Called the low Gang Sucks or something and Then I have to respond I have to Bro and
I bryce I don't know the line I just go all out Bro like I i roast Myself Every day I take it too far
Like I got my Brother's Ex-Girlfriend and put her in my District Video that's stop Bro how
we NEED 1M LIKE AND COMMENTS WE CAN DO IT LOGAN!
Would you see you read?
And i got so angry so I did it but I get what he Said He's Saying if I roast him
One More Time He's Gonna he's Gonna Make A
Diss Track against me I get it I don't know why I sneak this him Easy Easy Humor subscribers Likes
I don't by the way the one on the Porch Didn't count that, was like Just that's that's not
A big you Guys Know, her Eskom isn't if You Didn't now you, do so let's See do I got one Strike Left before right
This, Is big Bro, oh I got
oh yeah, Guys Think I should Take that strike okay i'm Gonna leave this up to you Guys
okay if This Video Gets 1 Million Likes and 1 Million
Comments I'm Gonna Take that strike Rice and There's gonna be a Battle of the Districts, oh, oh?
I don't want to unleash the beast Mr.. Brian. I don't do this tracks I do Kill traps
If There's One Thing you Should know
You, don't with the logang
Guys I'm not gonna Lie Rice is my Boy like I don't I don't want to roast him I'm Gonna Stay in life if it
Happens it happens you know for you to Drama Just like Just Just no rice This
Is kind of Just for you Bro I'm not good at Holding back I'm Just that's why?
I said I'd do kill trash if You Guys Remember I went to the super bowl with Rice gum and Summer I stayed in the
Same House
We partied Stuff There's A good Time but Apparently I've been Left With one Strike
That's why, i'm Gonna leave it Up to me Bro this is on you Guys the logang
At the why, don't we House but as usual you're the Gog
Boys aren't Here I know what you're Thinking Guys, no I'm not gonna Make that Stupid Joke
Never mind Daniel
Yeah I made the Job Anyways Guys it's Time for you Boy to go Record Another hit Song Though this one Is
Called I think it's called Just Bought me a House
do you, mean You think it's Called you wrote it yeah it's Called Just Bought me A House because I
Did That
Just Bought me a House not this one About this one I wish I i'm not even Kidding I asked to Buy it like at
Least 10 Times I'm like yo Just put a down Payment I got you Didn't sell me This House but our songs Still gonna be
A little Max, oh, oh?
You're Just Saying I don't belong I'm not A
Singer Bro but I'm Still Gonna Make Them hit I'm not Gonna lie Guys This Song could be
Good Maths There's Just A Certain Energy Around this Song and it's so true and pertinent to my life
Cuz I did Just Buy me a House fact so let's get got Bored ya
Guys Have Said This Before Singing and Making Music
For me I'm not a singer but I'm gonna do my Best I do my Damn best as usual I'm Gonna give You Guys A
Little Sneak Peek of The Song at this Point I'm aware I've Done This a lot you have out of my hair that we Made?
Undress Me This won't Take very Long and Now Just Bought me a House
Well that's Just for Just Bought me A House and you're Building up you know that's how he P Works but Y'all okay?
It's a dude that's A hit and that's A fact before I go the Boys actually Came back they all went to sleep except Jack
Lucky Kid Lucky Kid I got a gift for him, Actually hi Jack
Is a gift for you
There's me On A body Pillow
So you Can sleep with me Right by your Side
And if You Ever want to Make direct eye Contact with me you can't
Yeah great I'll see you Later
Literally Posted my car Up in the Middle of This Hill right here Because
I'm Thinking I am so lucky that I am able to
Create Art Every Single day and Have an Audience You guys the low gang absorb it and receive it and like it no no
No you love it I'm gonna Wake the Neighbors Up and get the Cops Called
On me but the point is Guys I I'm Just I'm very?
Blessed and I'm Thankful and I just Thank you to you guys under this is A weird moment
I don't know why I'm doing this right now but Just know I appreciate you Guys that, was Really Cheesy?
Well Anyways Guys if You're not a part of the low gang Make sure to subscribe
We are extremely Ol atop your maverick Merch go out be Different be Unique be Passionate?
do what you need to do to accomplish your goals
I promise you guys Nothing Can stop you if you actually believe in Yourself Because uh i do I
Love Y'all and I will see you Tomorrow Take it Easy babe
If You Follow the waves you will drown in the Ocean?