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- Hey, come on in.
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Yeah, Push & Believe.
You got it.
Little Real, yes!
- Let me say, let me correct you, it's Lil Rel.
- My bad, let's correct.
- It's okay, it's Lil Rel.
- Rail? - Not Real.
- Wait, it's like railroad?
- Yes, R-- - Rail?
- It's R-E-L but it's said like rail,
R-A-L. - Rail?
- Lil - Lil?
- Rel. - Rel.
- Lil Rel. - Lil Rel.
- So you're from Chicago.
- Born and raised, from the west side of Chicago.
Where the Chicago Bulls played at.
- Yes, United Center
or Chicago Stadium? - United Center.
Michael Jordan.
- Heard of him.
- He's the greatest ever.
- He just turned 50 and he's still going.
- He has really red eyes now.
- He does, what is that from smoking pot?
No?
- You gettin' on my bad list.
Number one, you said my fucking name wrong, okay.
It's Lil Rel. - Little Rail.
- Now you're saying Michael Jordan's on drugs.
Let's move on.
- I'm off my game, forgive me.
I don't have my notes, my writers dropped the ball.
Where are my notes?
You're embarrassing me.
Okay, it says here you were on
BET Comic View.
- Why did you-- - That's not a surprise.
- But why did you have, I'm looking at your notes.
- Well. - Why did you have
to start with BET though?
There's other shit before that.
This is at the bottom, there's other stuff on top.
Why did you start with BET?
Okay, we know I'm black, I'm not light-skinned.
I'm not your color, look put your hand next to mine.
We know what it is.
You didn't have to start out with BET.
I'm embarrassed about this.
- Okay.
- You know?
- Yell at my writers, they'll take it.
- Who wrote BET down?
Okay!
- You changed your name, your real name is
it says here, Milton Howery.
Am I saying that right?
- Right. - Howery?
Okay I said it right.
- I haven't changed it but-- - Thank God.
- Understand this, 'cause it's easy for you to say Milton.
Milton, I come from a long line of Miltons.
So my father's name is Milton,
my grandfather's name is Milton,
his father was named Milton.
I'm really Milton the fourth.
I'm really like, royalty.
- Yeah.
- [Lil Rel] Of the Milton--
- Hip-Hop royalty.
- Hip-Hop Milton royalty, yeah, I'm--
- Kanye West.
Cruising in Chicago.
You got it.
- Why did you bring up Kanye? - He's from Chicago.
- [Lil Rel] I don't give a fuck.
- "Call a man."
- This is my moment, okay?
- [Brody] Okay.
- You think Kanye talking about me in his fucking interview?
- No.
- No, he ain't.
Don't bring Kanye up no fuckin' more.
- [Brody] Yes.
- Go on to the next thing.
- Okay.
- Why you shaking, you nervous?
- I'm a little nervous. - Why?
Why you scared of me, huh?
I don't even have fucking facial hair.
I'm wearing glasses.
I'm scared of you.
- Why?
- You have a kidnapper shirt on, you got a kidnapper's beard
- This shirt is 818 till I die.
- I don't know what the fuck that means man.
- San Fernando Valley.
- I don't know what San, see that sound like a
kidnapper city, I'm sorry.
You gonna kidnap me after this.
- No, no.
- This is not Comedy Central is it?
Who are you people?
- This is the Al Jazeera Network.
And you are on hidden camera.
Yes!
I'm kidding about that.
Where were you in 1999?
- In high school.
- Okay, I was on Premium Blend.
- So it took you over, let's see, 14 years
to come up with a good half-hour for Comedy Central?
- I hope it's good.
- That is fucked up, Brody.
- Yeah, it's f'ed up they wouldn't let me come back sooner.
Right?
Let's protest, let's get Farrakhan out there
and protest, what is wrong with that?
How dare you!
- Why the fuck you, I'm Baptist.
I'm not a fucking Muslim.
- Positive energy?
Push?
Believe?
- Fuck you Brody!
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Boom!
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You got it.
Click, subscribe, all that.
I'm gonna click.
I'm gonna believe and you should too.
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