- What is it?
Aaaah!
♪ (creepy music) ♪
- So does watching that video mean I'm gonna die
seven days from now?
♪ (dramatic chord) ♪
- (FBE) So today, we are bringing back
a YouTubers React favorite. - Ooh, okay.
- The YouTubers like it or everyone else likes it?
- (FBE) I'd say everyone else likes it.
- Okay. (chuckling) - Oh.
- (FBE) We're going to show you a compilation
of videos where people will often respond with,
"What the [bleep] did I just watch?" after watching it.
- I'm famil-- - (staffer) Uh-oh.
Maybe it's the fire alarm. - What's happening?!
(alarm blaring)
Is this what we're reacting to? - (FBE) No.
This is the actual fire alarm.
No, this is actually-- - You [inaudible].
- (staffer) Hold on for a second.
♪ (muzak) ♪
- (murmuring offscreen)
- (FBE) All right, what were we talking about?
(laughing)
- I think that was a very appropriate thing
to happen when describing WTF.
They just said an event is happening on the floor.
Please exit the building.
And considering what's been happening in America recently,
I was a little scared!
- (FBE) So after each video, we're gonna have you rate them
on a scale of 1-5 based on how WTF you thought they were.
- On the "what the [bleep]" scale?
One being, (casually) "Oh, what the [bleep]?"
and five being like, "I want to quit life."
- ♪ I love a red haired dog ♪ - (chuckling)
♪ I love a blond hair dog ♪
- Is that Dolly Parton? - Beautiful.
- Awww.
- ♪ A salacious barking brunette ♪
- This is beautiful.
- Yeah, this is definitely what the [bleep]-able.
- ♪ (vocalizing) ♪
- Okay.
- ♪ (vocalizing) ♪
- Oh, man. Why does this exist?
- Awww. - That was just some nice puppers.
- It was more calming than anything, actually.
I really enjoyed it.
- Super creepy, but still, you know, I'd put this at about a two.
- It was a three. I've seen worse.
- Yeah, that's a one.
- That's a two. - Not weird at all.
It's good. It was not weird.
- One. - Yeah.
- Those were good boys.
- That was a four.
- One.
- I've seen weirder than that. Two.
- One. - I'd say one as well.
I love dogs and wigs.
- Two. It's just dogs wearing wigs.
- It's a three for me. I've seen a lot of weird [bleep]
and that is not that weird.
- That's a five on a scale of real good use
of your time there, lady.
- I want to go with a two. It was goofy,
but there's some weird crap out there.
(silence)
- "Let me hear your war cry."
OH! - (startled) Oh, my god!
Oh, no! - Oh!
- (cadet) Aaaaaaaah!
- I've already seen this video too many times.
- (cadet) Aaaaaaah!
- What's happening?
- (cadet) Aaaaaaaah!
- I think this is from Full Metal Jacket.
- It looks like it's from Full Metal Jacket.
- Oh, I never want to watch this again.
- Stop! I can't look away, though.
Oh, thank god, it's over.
- I genuinely feel uncomfortable within my own skin.
- A solid three.
I don't know how you make Kubrick more horrifying,
but someone found a way.
- Four. That was scary.
- That's five. What the [bleep]?
I've seen that face before in my nightmares.
- Two. - Two.
- They're trying too hard.
- That's still only about a two. I'm just dead inside.
- I'll go for a three.
- (both) Five.
- All the way.
- God, I can't get it out of my head now.
- A four because I feel very itchy.
Why does that video make me feel itchy?
- A four.
- Three. - I'll give it a two.
I guess it's more what the [bleep] than the last one.
- Five. - Okay, yeah.
- Five. That was messed up.
(silence)
- (both) "Who wants to gnaw on human bones?"
- It's not a good way to start a video.
I can tell you that.
♪ (quirky music) ♪
- No! What?
♪ (music becomes disturbing) ♪ - Oh, my gosh.
- Oh, no.
Are you guys gonna hypnotize me in here?
♪ (disturbing music) ♪ - ♪ (humming along) ♪
- It's kinda like a scary Telletubbies.
- (chuckling) Is it wrong that I kind of like this?
- This is really-- I don't like it.
Oh, okay.
- I enjoyed that.
- Yeah, I saw that you were enjoying that.
- That's a one. - I'll say a three.
- You want to report these kind of people
to your local authorities as soon as possible.
Five. - I want to go four.
- Three. Part of me liked it.
- I'm going to give that a two because that was
actually quite happy.
- Two. - Yeah, a two.
- It's just making you question what's going on.
- Four.
- It just seems like a kid's show.
I'll roll with a two.
- I'm going to go for a two.
Not impressed. You tried too hard.
- That's easily a one.
I could see that walking down the street these days.
You ever been to New York?
- Three.
I feel like by the end of this viewing session,
we're going to find gold.
- That lived inside somebody for a while
and they couldn't live with it anymore and they had to get it out.
For a video, that's a two.
On an existential level, it's a five.
♪ (chipper music) ♪ - (chuckling)
♪ (chipper music) ♪
- Yeah, I'm horrified.
- Dolls make me uncomfortable.
- Nope.
Why does their face look like that?
- (both) "Poisonous"?
- All right, yeah, definitely getting creepy.
- "The price is..."
- Oh, wow! Okay.
- That turned quicker than I even had time to process.
- Very good. Yes. Of course. - What the [bleep] just happened?
- (hearty chuckle) What the --ck?
- So does watching that video mean I'm gonna die
seven days from now? That's my five.
- A four.
- See, that's more like it! Four.
- It's a three.
- One. - One?
No, I'd give that a four.
I don't like that at all.
- Three.
- That was a four. What the [bleep]?
- I'd put it a two. - I'm willing to go two.
- It was kinda scary, but it would be weird
if you went into a horror movie and it wasn't scary.
- I think a four.
- I'm going full five.
- I was between four and five. I'm at five.
- I'd give it a 666.
- I'll say two. - Okay, I said three.
We're desensitized to a lot--
- Yeah, you've showed us some pretty messed up stuff last time.
- (figure) Ho ho ho. - (laughing)
- (man) Clown. (squeaking)
Clown.
- Nope.
- (man) Clown. - No.
- (man) Clown. - (laughing)
- (man) Clown. - Okay, what do you look like?
- Is there another layer of clowns?
- (man) Clown.
- Stop. Stop.
- And he's wearing a clown shirt.
Oh, no. Clown-ception.
- (man) Clown. - OH!
- (man) Clown. - Oh, god!
- (man) Clown. - Aaah, no!
Oh, I wasn't expecting that.
Five. That was weird.
- That one's a four.
I don't have the fear of clowns that a lot of people have,
but I get it.
- Five. I didn't like the nose.
- Three. That's not your real nose.
It was like, "boop." You have no nose.
Sorry about that.
- Voldemort gets a three.
- That last second of frames, that gives it a four.
- We'll go four. - That was a good one.
- Four. - I'll give it a four too.
The nose fell. That was a good touch.
- Five. - Yeah, five, for sure.
- This is the last time I'm doing this show.
- I'm so unnerved by the nose.
I have to go with a four.
- One. - Five.
- Five?!
- Can you stop?
I don't judge you for liking this stuff.
- (voice-over) Do not be afraid.
- (ghostly wailing) - Oh, god!
- What is it?
- (creature screeching) - Aaaah!
- (yelping)
- (staticky screeching)
(ghostly wailing)
- Is this like Muppets 1.0?
- Some sick moves.
- (staticky screeching) - Oh, wow.
Okay, I want to take these off my head.
- (staticky screeching)
- The voice on this one, it just hurts.
- Do you all have a medicure,
someone we can talk to after watching these?
Sit down with a counselor.
- There was a little bit of that air, "We're trying to [bleep] with you."
I'm like-- (scoffing) I'll give it a two, I guess.
- That's a four for me.
- Five. Oh, that was horrid.
- Three. It feels too try hard.
- Three. No, that's just a guy in a sheet.
You ain't got me.
- That was the most surprising thing, so I'm willing to give it a three.
- Three.
- That's a five.
- I would say a five. - It's a good five.
- Three. - Three.
- Average.
- When it gets too creepy, that's a five to me.
- Five. What the [bleep]? Please, no.
- That's a five for me.
Is there gonna be a nice video at the end of this,
like a sorbet to cleanse my palate?
♪ (death metal) ♪
- Gross. I hate you so much right now.
- Oh, god. I know this one.
- (gagging) What is that?
- A spider? - Is this thing alive?
- It bothers me that I've seen this video
and this is horrifying.
- Is that lo mein?
- Is that ramen noodles? - Oh, this is so gross.
- Oh, no, that's Pad Thai.
- See, that's some real what factor because of what the hell it is.
- (giggling nervously) No, I can't!
Oh, that's disgusting. I hated that.
- If you ever see that in your house, make sure to kill it right away.
Or move. Just move.
Abandon all your stuff-- - Yeah, that's it.
- For me, it's a two. - It's a three.
- That's a five. Disgusting.
- Five. Yuck, yuck, yuck.
- I'll give that a four.
- It was kind of gross, so I'd give that a solid three.
- That was a four. Why did you show me that?
- I'm willing to go four on this one because we had a lot of questions.
- I'm boycotting. We can go with your four.
- That's easily a four.
- One. I'm sorry.
It wasn't dark.
There was some nice music in the background.
- Three, just because I don't like gross worms.
- Three. Just because of the spit.
- I'll give it a two. - Five.
You and I have to reevaluate our friendship.
(silence)
- These dank dolls.
- (sighing) Dolls again?
- This thing's stop motion. I love the stop motion.
- Oh, no! No!
- This is what I kinda want to do to my eyeballs right now,
so I can unsee this.
- I like Pikachu in the background. I just saw that.
- I hate dolls!
(rubbing furiously)
- No, put some cream on.
- Oh, cool. It's self harm.
Wonderful. Appropriate for a child.
(ceramic shattering)
- You're gonna have to cut your hand off to get in there.
- I know exactly what I'm watching, I just hate it.
- (wincing) - Argh!
Yeah, that was good.
- Meh, I've seen worse.
That's a four.
- Five. Creepy, weird, creepy!
- That's a five.
- That's a five for me, for sure. - That's a big fiver.
- Those are haunting!
- One. - One.
- I know exactly what I watched... a man's twisted look
into the mind of a child with OCD.
- That was weird. That was a five.
- A three.
- A four then.
- Probably a five.
How am I going to go back to VidCon?
- Two. Not WTF.
I know exactly what they're trying to do.
- Four for me. It's bad.
But I've seen worse.
- Four. - Yeah, I'd say four.
- I want to meet the person who did that
and I want to ask him why.
- (FBE) So this is actually the fifth time
that we've done this challenge because it is so highly requested
that we keep bringing it back. - That makes sense.
They want to see us suffer.
- (FBE) Why do you think people enjoy seeing people
react to these videos so much?
- Because people are messed up. That's why!
- The simplest answer is the viewers hate us.
- Because they want to make sure the feeling they're feeling at home
is the same feeling we're feeling here.
- Other people found them and were disturbed by them,
and they want a sense of community with it.
I think going to see a horror movie in the theatre is fun
because you get to experience it with everybody
versus watching something that truly terrifies you by yourself,
where it's just upsetting.
- Thanks for watching this episode of YouTubers React.
- Be sure to check out all the YouTubers in this video.
Links in the description below.
- (both) Thanks for watching. Bye!
- Hi, guys, JC here, a producer here at FBE.
Thanks so much for watching this episode of YouTubers React.
Big thanks to all the creators who came in to shoot with us
right here at VidCon. Make sure to support them.
All the links are down below. Thanks. Bye, guys.