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- [Narrator] So guys, d'you know what
you're here to do today?
- You know it. We're here to be hilarious
and try some food for views for people
that we don't know on the internet.
Who shower us with love and it's much appreciated.
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- Yeah. - They're the best ones.
- They are. They actually are the best, aren't they?
- Yeah, yeah yeah.
- I mean you think of lollipops, you think of Chupa Chups.
- I can't remember the last time
I actually just bought a Chupa Chups lollipop,
but they're just, yeah, they're nice.
- There's the strawberries and cream flavored lollipop
which I hate.
- They probably won't do that in soda, will they?
- I hope they won't do that in soda form.
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- This is pineapple, isn't it?
- You see, you sound so sure of yourself.
- Oh its orange! (laughter)
- You could not be more wrong.
- Oh! Sparkling Orange!
- Sorry, I'm so rude, I went right in
without even thinking about it.
(laughter)
- But it looks so, like, delectable,
you just wanna. (sips)
- Oh, that's lovely. - Mmm.
- That's really good. - Delicious.
- Yeah it's not as strong an orange flavor
as like a Club Orange or a Fanta.
I think it's exactly like Orangina.
- It's actually surprisingly real-fruit flavored.
- Yeah, not like Fanta or something.
- Yeah, its not like, I mean
surely it is laced whichever but I can't taste it so much.
- It's like you know when you buy Fanta in other countries?
- Yes!
- And it tastes different, although it's exactly the same
but it tastes different, 'cause I think
they make it differently.
- It's like it's been a bit watered down or something.
- It's quite close to Sanpellegrino.
I was, like, reluctant to say Sanpellegrino,
'cause that's supposed to be like the fancy one
and this is clearly, like, not about that life.
- This tastes a bit like a Mimosa without the alcohol.
- Yeah. - Because it's kind of
combined that bit of real juice and your Prosecco,
but you have then lost half the fizz.
- Yeah, it tastes like real juice.
- This sounds weird,
but the bubbles aren't very big or something.
I don't know if that makes sense.
(laughter) - Yeah
- Does that make sense? - Yeah, no, I get you.
- I'm going to get something crazy
if I'm going to get the Chupa Chups cans.
Know what I mean?
I'll just get a can of Fanta, otherwise.
What about like a creamsicle? Like a Solero, kind of,
cream and orange. - Yes.
I totally expected like a cream soda.
- Yeah.
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- Is this the fucking Strawberry & Cream that I-
- Pink lemonade, is it? - Yeah.
Oh, it is. Can you smell that from here? It's horrific.
- Strawberry & Cream? - Yeah.
- I don't think I've ever seen a drink that looks like that,
- No! - In my life.
- This makes sense for the color,
it's kind of more along the lines of what we were expecting.
- Exactly.
- Oh my God. I love it. This is my favorite Chupa Chups.
- What?
- You know chupa means 'suck'? - Does it?
- Yeah. - In what language?
- In Spanish. - Oh my God.
- Like, the lollipops are like sucky sucks?
- Sucky sucks. - Oh my God.
- Chupa Chups; sucky sucks.
- Oh, it's so, it smells exactly like you'd expect it to.
Oh my God, that's good. Smells exactly like the lollipop.
Actually, this, now you remind me,
this is one of my favorite lollipops.
- Tastes like summer, baby. My God.
- Oh. - Hmm.
- I like it. - Yeah. It's weird.
- Your brain is like
'why did you melt a lollipop and then drink it?'
(laughter)
- I'd rather just eat the lollipop.
- Yeah. (laughter)
- No. The cream is too, too there.
- It's not real cream.
- Do you know what?
The aftertaste is better than the actual taste, isn't it?
- Yeah, you don't get the flavor until you swallow it.
- Yeah. (laughter)
- Do you know what this'd be lovely with? Alcohol.
Make this into a cocktail would be unbelievable.
- (sighs) It would be so good,
especially, they're so sugary.
- (whispers) Orange people, try Chupa Chups.
(whispers) Cocktails calling.
- Just hand us, there's vodka, there's something.
- Yeah. (laughter)
- Say a White Russian. - Mhm.
- Do you, would you drink that? Do you like that?
- Hmm.
I don't know, I'd have to ask his name first.
I have to ask his name, name first.
Maybe get his number.
(silence) (forced laughter)
- Not thank you. I mean, if I was like,
dying of thirst I would drink it, like.
D'you know, if I was in the forest,
no, the desert. - The desert?
- The desert. (laughter)
And I started to see like,
- Mirages? - Mirages.
- Like a strawberry cream oasis, you know,
waterfalls going like that. (drink splashing)
- Yeah, I'd drink it like, I wouldn't let myself die.
- You'd like shower in it
and like flick you hair around. Do a Timotei ad.
- I wouldn't let myself die of thirst
if this was the only think in the gaffer in the desert.
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- I knew this was gonna be fuckin' grape.
(sighs) What the fuck?
Americans love grape. We just don't have gra-,
grapes aren't a think here.
- So I'm gonna guess grape now.
- Well it's, the can is green and purple
so I'm guessing it's grape,
or tentacle alien flavored.
- That's the exact color of Barney the dinosaur.
- It is actually.
- If you put Barney in a blender.
- Barney in a blender? - Yep.
(laughter)
- What kind of messed up childhood did you have?
- Grape is not a thing here and it's definitely not,
like, the red grapes. Like, no. Don't like them. Why?
- See, I would call those purple grapes.
- Oh.
- Would you, would you call them?
- Yeah. Red, purple.
- So is purple grape a cartoon thing?
Have I just been mislead all these years?
- No.
- Is purple grape not a real thing?
- It is a thing. I was just thinking of red wine.
I think that's why I said red grape.
(laughter)
You have your white grapes and you have your red grapes.
(laughter)
- That's fair.
- I wonder, oh God, it smells so, like grape-flavored.
Doesn't it? Like it... - Grapes.
- Grape flavor doesn't, it doesn't taste like grape.
- Grape doesn't smell like this. This smells like plastic.
This is something that you would inject into your forehead
and never have have wrinkles for 10 days
or years or weeks, I don't know,
I've never had Botox, clearly, so I don't know how it works.
- Okay, lets go for it. Cheers.
- Cheers. - Cheers.
- It's not the worst grape I've ever had.
I just, it just tastes so fake.
- This tastes horrible.
- Oh. Yeah, no, no. (laughter)
- This is gank.
- I'd rather inject it into my forehead.
- Oh I like that! - I, I don't really.
- Do you not? - No.
- I never understand it. (laughter)
We need to introduce the blackcurrant to America.
They're gonna lose their shit
when they discover blackcurrants.
- It tastes like the plastic
that Easy Singles come covered in.
- Oh my God.
- It's just like putting that in a blender.
- My da used to leave them all over the house,
we would be slipping left, right and center on cheese.
- You say he left them on
and he would just make his sandwich with the plastic.
- This tastes the way I think Barney would taste, too.
Like if you were to put Barney in a blender,
this is what I would expect. (laughter)
- Just generic Barney. - Mmm.
- They all taste the exact same.
There's no differentiation between any grape flavor.
- That is very true.
- It's all this flavor.
- I think that's too, too much for an Irish palette.
- Yeah. - And I that's probably why
we don't have grape flavored stuff.
I don't think... - That's the reason?
- Yeah. (laughter)
- Just as a...
- As a nation, we repel this drink.
(laughter)
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- Okay, so it looks gross.
- Oh, you're gonna hate this.
But I'm gonna love it because melon's my favorite flavor.
- What? I love melon.
- Oh do you? Well it's Melon & Cream.
(sigh) (laughter)
- I am not a mad, about melon flavored stuff.
- I don't even have memory
around eating like a melon and cream lollipop,
but I guess they're a thing.
- I mean you fit, I mean the hat and everything,
you could be in the advert right now for it,
in the Chupa Chups crew.
- Chupa Chups. For all your chup needs.
Wanna chup? Semi chup?
Have a Chupa Chups. It's milk in a can.
- It's something about it. You just kinda keep going back,
trying to figure out what's going on. (laughs)
- Oh, so you don't like it?
Just don't think about what it is and you know.
- It's creamy shit.
They took something so wonderful in melon
and they just pissed all over it.
- Umm - Oh, its manky.
- No. No, no, no, no, no, no.
- It tastes like that fake banana flavor.
- Yes, it does actually. That's so accurate.
- I do not like that fake banana flavor.
- [Narrator] D'you think it's better
than the Strawberry & Cream one?
- Yeah. (laughs) I think they're both amazing.
They can't be better than one another.
They're just symbiotic, two entities,
floating in the milky, creamy, can-y sun.
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That was beautiful. Did I say that? That was gorgeous.
- I mean, they put so much thought
into thinking that they could,
they never thought if they should.
- Exactly! And they didn't actually go
'ah, we shouldn't, lets not do this'.
Yeah. - Yeah.
- Yeah, that's what happened there.
- You monsters! (laughter)
What have you done? Look!
- Look what you made. - You created this.
- It's fine. I think this, like,
unless you're drinking it for a reason,
i.e. to get drunk, I don't see any point in it.
I wouldn't drink it for refreshment.
- No. (laughter)
- I'm not drinking it for the flavor.
- I think I've gotten thirstier as this video's gone on.
- Yeah. Can have have a glass of water please?
(laughter)
- I thought they were great except for the grape,
which can die.
But that's not Chupa Chups' fault,
that's just how grape-tasting things taste like.
- I think strawberries and cream was the nicest.
- Yes, for sure.
- Possibly followed by the orange.
- Orange. - The best was watermelon...
(gasps) I'm, I just wanted to see her face!
- Sorry. (laughter)
Your lollipops are deadly.
- Yeah, your lollipops are fantastic.
- Yeah. - But, you know,
just because you make fantastic lollipops,
there's no need to branch out into sodas
or, y'know, fancy breads
or, I dunno, tofu or noodles.
Just because you can, it doesn't mean you should.
Stick to the lollipops, but please,
stop making these abominations to nature.
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