>>> I GUESS THE WAITER FORGOT TO GIVE US MENUS?
>> OH, NO, THE MENU IS ON THE BAR CODE THING, TAKE A PICTURE
AND IT'S ON YOUR PHONE. >> THAT'S CONVENIENT.
>> RIGHT? I TAKE IT YOU HAVEN'T BEEN ON A
DATE SINCE COVID? >> NOT REALLY.
THEN AGAIN, I DIDN'T DATE BEFORE COVID EITHER.
>> REALLY? THAT'S A SURPRISE.
>> YEAH, I DON'T HAVE THE BEST LUCK WITH GUYS.
THEY ALL END UP CRAZY. >> WHAT'S YOUR TYPE?
>> NOT YOU. >> DAMN.
>> NO, I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT.
THAT CAME OUT WRONG. I MEANT, I DON'T USUALLY DATE
GUYS WHO TAKE ME TO FANCY PLACES LIKE THIS.
THIS IS REALLY NICE. >> OH, WELL, I'M HAPPY I COULD
SHOW YOU THIS. >> YEAH, ME TOO.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD IS THIS CRAB RAVIOLI IN CREAM SAUCE,
RIGHT? >> SHARON?
SHARON? THAT IS YOU, GIRL.
>> HEY, CLIFFORD. >> YOU ARE LOOKING GOOD!
MM, MM, MM! I SEE YOU GOT THEM YAMS OUT,
MM-MM. LOOKING ALL PRETTY, TITTY MEAT
ALL POPPING OUT. >> CLIFFORD, I'M KIND OF BUSY
RIGHT NOW. >> MY BAD, MY BAD, I DIDN'T MEAN
TO INTRUDE. >> WELL, YOU ARE.
>> OKAY. LIVE YOUR LIFE, GIRL.
LIVE YOUR LIFE. BUT IT IS GOOD TO SEE YOU.
YOU GO. MM, MM, MM.
THE ONE THAT GOT AWAY. >> GOOD-BYE, CLIFFORD.
>> OH, ALL RIGHT. HEY, BRUH.
SHE IS A WOMAN, ALL RIGHT? DON'T YOU MESS IT UP LIKE I DID.
>> OKAY. >> HEY, YOU WANT TO BUY THIS
FLOWER? >> YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT.
BYE, CLIFFORD. >> OH, MAN, YOU HATING ON MY
BUSINESS, OKAY, FINE. >> I AM SO SORRY ABOUT THAT.
>> NO, THAT'S COOL. SO YOU KNOW HIM OR SOMETHING?
>> YEAH. WE SORT OF KIND OF DATED FOR A
WHILE. >> LIKE WHEN Y'ALL WERE KIDS?
>> NO, WE USED TO WORK TOGETHER. ANYWAY.
SO THE RAVIOLI IS IN A CREAM SAUCE?
>> THE WHAT, NOW? >> THE CRAB RAVIOLI.
>> OH -- >> I'LL BURN THIS WHOLE PLACE TO
THE GROUND! SHARON?
[ LAUGHTER ] THAT YOU, GIRL?
>> YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. HEY, KARATE MAN.
>> KARATE MAN? >> KONNICHIWA, GIRL.
LOOK AT YOU. LEGS ALL OUT LIKE KA POW!
KA BLAM! >> YO, MY MAN.
>> KARATE MAN. >> OKAY, KARATE MAN, DO YOU
MIND? WE'RE ON A DATE RIGHT NOW.
>> A DATE? SO THAT'S HOW YOU'RE LIVING NOW,
SHARON? >> KARATE MAN WHAT DO YOU WANT
FROM ME? OKAY, YOU SAID YOU WANTED YOUR
SPACE SO I GAVE IT TO YOU. >> YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT.
BUT LOSING YOU WAS MY ONLY REGRET.
>> YOU ONLY HAVE ONE REGRET? [ LAUGHTER ]
>> ANYWAY, I'LL GO. I DON'T MEAN TO RUIN YOUR FENG
SHUI. >> WELL, YOU ARE.
>> TAKE CARE OF HER, MAN. SHE LIKES HER BUTT SLAPPED.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> I AM SO, SO SORRY.
WOW. TWO EXES IN A ROW, WHAT ARE THE
ODDS? >> AND HE BROKE UP WITH YOU?
>> I WISH. HE JUST GHOSTED ME.
MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST GO INSIDE. >> WE CAN'T, THEY'RE LIKE AT 2%
CAPACITY. WHERE ARE YOU MEETING THESE
DUDES? >> OH, WELL, WORK MOSTLY.
LOOK, I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT THEM.
TELL ME ABOUT YOU. WHAT DO YOU DO?
>> WELL, I JUST MADE PARTNER AT THE LAW FIRM I WORK AT.
FIRST PERSON OF COLOR. >> WOW!
>> YEAH. >> IS THAT SHARON?
[ LAUGHTER ] >> ANOTHER ONE?
>> THAT IS SHARON. I SEE YOU TRYING TO HIDE FROM
ME, GIRL, I'D RECOGNIZE THAT PIT MEAT ANYWAY.
>> HEY, ROBOT. BEEN AWHILE.
>> REMEMBER MY DOG, ASTRO? YOU GOT A LITTLE CHOCOLATE DADDY
NOW. I AIN'T MAD AT YA.
>> WHAT DID YOU CALL ME? >> I AIN'T GOT TIME TO FLAP, I'M
LATE FOR A PROTEST. THEY'RE TRYING TO CLOSE DOWN THE
PEEP WORLD ON EIGHTH AVENUE. >> JUST TAKE THEM, ROBOT.
>> I'LL SEE YOU AROUND, SUGAR. >> OKAY, TELL ME YOU DIDN'T DATE
HIM TOO. >> NO, HE'S JUST A WORK FRIEND.
BUT WE HAD A LOT OF SEX. >> EWW.
WHERE THE HELL DO YOU WORK? >> JUST AROUND THE CORNER.
I TOLD YOU, I'M AN ELSA. >> AN ELSA?
>> YEAH, I'M A TIMES SQUARE ELSA.
FIRST WOMAN OF COLOR, BY THE WAY.
>> OKAY, YOU DEFINITELY NEVER TOLD ME THAT.
>> REMEMBER? I SAID I WAS A PRINCESS?
>> I THOUGHT THAT MEANT YOUR DAD WAS RICH.
>> LOOK, I'M SORRY IF THIS IS ALL TOO WEIRD.
MAYBE I SHOULD LEAVE. >> NO.
NO, NO, WAIT, LOOK. I'M NOT GOING TO JUDGE YOU BASED
OFF YOUR PAST, ALL RIGHT? LET'S FORGET ALL THAT AND START
OVER, ALL RIGHT? DEAL?
>> YEAH. >> DUANE?
IS THAT YOU, DUANE? >> OH, HEY, KRISTIN.
>> WHO IS THIS BITCH? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]