[BANGING ON THE DOOR]
YO!
WHO'S KNOCKING ON THE DOOR LIKE THAT? WOW.
WHO IS THAT?
OH, THAT'S PROBABLY THE BABYSITTER.
WHY IS SHE KNOCKING LIKE THAT?
HELLO?
YEAH, I'M BABY SITTING FOR YA'LL.
IS THIS THE RIGHT HOUSE?
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
THIS IS THE RIGHT HOUSE, RIGHT?
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
DANAISHA, BUT PEOPLE CALL ME, DEEDEE,
WHICHEVER ONE YOU WANT.
OH, OKAY. YOU CAN COME IN.
THANK YOU.
WOW, THIS CRIB NICE. HOW LONG YOU SAID YOU'RE GONNA BE GONE?
I'M GONNA BE GONE FOR ABOUT TWO OR THREE HOURS.
-IS THAT OKAY? -YES, THAT'S PERFECT.
-OKAY. -TAKE AS LONG AS YOU WANT.
KIDS, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.
THIS IS YOUR BABYSITTER, DENISHA.
THEY CAN CALL ME DENISHA.
DENISHA, THIS IS BABY ELI, THIS IS LAYLA, AND THIS IS JUJU.
HERE'S YOUR BABYSITTER.
I ACTUALLY HAVE TO GO TO THIS DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT
BECAUSE AS YOU CAN SEE, MY MOUTH IS NOT LOOKING TOO GOOD.
YEAH, YOU SAY HI TO HER, RIGHT?
SAY HI.
YEAH, HE'S A GOOD BABY. HE'S A GOOD BABY.
-I ALSO SENT YOU SOME EMAILS. -YOU DID?
YOU-- YOU DIDN'T GET THEM?
NO, I GOT THEM, I WAS JUST...
OKAY, SO I SENT YOU AN EMAIL OF EVERYTHING THAT THEY'LL NEED.
THEY ALREADY ATE BUT THEY'LL BE HUNGRY AGAIN.
SO LET ME GIVE YOU SOME MONEY SO YOU CAN ORDER A PIZZA.
YOU CAN ALSO HAVE PIZZA YOURSELF, IF YOU LIKE.
THAT'S IT? $40?
THAT-- THAT SHOULD BE ENOUGH FOR PIZZA.
OKAY, I WAS JUST ASKING.
-YEAH, I MEAN, YEAH... -YEAH, YOU GOOD I WAS JUST, YOU KNOW.
THEY ALSO HAVE SOME HOMEWORK THAT THEY NEED TO GET...
-HELLO? -YEAH.
OKAY, SO THEY ALSO HAVE SOME HOMEWORK THAT THEY NEED TO GET DONE.
I SENT YOU THAT ON THE EMAIL AS WELL.
ALRIGHT, DO YOU HAVE ANY OTHER QUESTIONS?
NO, I'M GOOD.
-YOU SURE? -YEAH.
ALL RIGHT THEN. BYE, GUYS.
LET ME HAVE A HUG, SEE YOU GUYS PRETTY SOON.
-I LOVE YOU MUMMY. -I LOVE YOU MORE.
YOU'LL BE ALRIGHT, OKAY?
BYE, PAPA.
YOU KNOW HOW TO CHANGE A DIAPER?
NO.
OKAY, YA'LL CAN FIGURE IT OUT.
BUT WE DON'T...
BUT, BUT... OKAY, OKAY, LISTEN.
I'M THE ADULT HERE, SO YA'LL GONNA LISTEN TO WHAT I SAY.
CAPICHE? Y'ALL GOT IT?
OKAY.
-YES DANAISHA, LET ME HEAR IT.
YES, DANAISHA.
OH MY GOSH, THIS SMELLS.
ALRIGHT, HURRY UP. YA'LL ACTING LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW NOTHING.
-HURRY UP! -BECAUSE WE DON'T KNOW NOTHING!
OKAY, WELL ACT LIKE YOU DO, COME ON HURRY UP.
DANAISHA, WE NEED HELP!
OKAY, WELL I'M NOT HELPING SO I FIGURE JUST PUT...
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE NOT GOING TO HELP?
I DON'T GOT TO EXPLAIN MYSELF TO YOU.
GO AHEAD AND JUST CLOSE THE DIAPER--
JUST PUT THE DIAPER UNDER AND CLOSE IT, HE'LL BE OKAY.
HE'LL BE FINE.
-JUST HE'LL BE OKAY. -OKAY.
FINALLY! THIS KID FINALLY WENT TO SLEEP.
YEAH, YOUR MUM SAID SOMETHING ABOUT HOMEWORK, RIGHT?
COME ON, WE GOT TO DO IT NOW.
WAIT, BUT WE DON'T DO OUR HOMEWORK UNTIL 6PM.
-YOU TALKING TO ME? -YEAH.
SO YOU'RE QUESTIONING ME?
NO. IF I SAY WE'RE DOING IT NOW, THEN WE'RE DOING IT NOW.
SO GET WHATEVER YOU GET, THE COMPUTERS, WHATEVER, THE PAPER
AND LET'S GET TO IT. COME ON.
BUT MOMMY SAID TO DO THAT.
MOMMY'S NOT HERE SO WE'RE LISTENING TO ME.
SO WE DOING IT NOW. COME ON, HURRY UP.
BUT MOMMY'S OUR MOM.
BUT MOMMY'S BUT...
-IS MOMMY HERE? -NO.
OKAY, THEN. WE LISTEN TO ME.
-OKAY? -OKAY.
-YES, DANAISHA. OKAY. -YES, DANAISHA.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS. DANAISHA, CAN YOU HELP ME?
I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS, DANAISHA, I NEED HELP!
BRO, LISTEN, LISTEN.
YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE--
I'M IN THIS NICE CRIB RIGHT NOW.
DANAISHA?!
I'M IN THIS NICE CRIB RIGHT NOW. LIKE YOU GOT, LISTEN.
I'M GONNA SEND YOU THE ADDRESS,
THE MOM NOT GONNA BE HERE FOR ANOTHER TWO OR THREE HOURS.
I'M GONNA SEND YOU THE ADDRESS AND JUST SLIDE THROUGH FROM THE BACK.
THESE KIDS MIGHT SNITCH, YOU KNOW, THEY'RE A LITTLE...
-DANAISHA? -OKAY, JUST LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU'RE...
I'M GONNA LET YOU GO THOUGH. THEY'RE CALLING ME.
DO YOU NEED SOMETHING?
-YES. -WHAT IS IT?
CAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME ON MY HOMEWORK?
LAST TIME I CHECKED, I'M A BABYSITTER NOT A TEACHER.
YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT.
BUT WE'RE SUPPOSED TO DO IT. WE'RE SUPPOSED TO DO IT.
MOMMY TOLD YOU TO...
MOMMY TOLD ME--
MOMMY'S NOT HERE RIGHT NOW. I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT.
WE DO WHAT I SAY.
NO... WHAT?
DANAISHA, CAN YOU ORDER THE PIZZA, PLEASE?
WITH WHAT MONEY?
OH, THAT WAS MY TIP MONEY.
IF YA'LL HUNGRY, YA'LL CAN MAKE SOME CEREAL OR SOMETHING.
BUT THAT WAS FOR US TO EAT.
YEAH, I WANT PIZZA! IT'S FRIDAY!
YEAH, I WANT PIZZA, IT'S FRIDAY...
TOO BAD GO EAT SOME CEREAL, YOU'LL BE OKAY.
I KNOW YOU HAVE IT. I KNOW YOU HAVE THE MONEY.
I CAN LITERALLY SEE IT, IT'S RIGHT THERE.
THIS IS MY MONEY. MY TIP MONEY.
YOU'RE A LIAR. A BIG LIAR.
OKAY, WELL THAT'S TOO BAD.
MAYBE I WILL TELL MOMMY.
OKAY, GO AHEAD. DO IT AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
YOU'RE EVIL!
THAT CEREAL WAS DISGUSTING!
I DON'T KNOW WHY MOMMY LEAVES US WITH THIS CRAZY GIRL.
I WANT MOMMY BACK.
LET'S JUST HAVE SOME FUN BEFORE SHE COMES BACK.
COME ON.
YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
BRO, WHAT ARE THEY DOING?
HAVE Y'ALL LOST YOUR MIND?
LOOK AT WHAT YA'LL DID. WHO'S GONNA CLEAN THIS UP?
-YOU! -ME?
-YEAH. -OKAY...
COME HERE. LET'S GO, GET IT DONE, GET IT DONE.
YOU TOO, NOW. NOW!
LET'S GO. OH, OH, YOU WANT ME TO CHASE YOU?
YOU WANT ME TO CHASE YOU?
MATTER OF FACT...
NO!
OKAY, I'M GONNA HANDLE YOU FIRST.
NO! NO!
-OVER HERE. -NO!
SIT DOWN! STAY HERE!
IF YOU GET UP, YOU'RE GONNA REGRET IT.
STAY OVER HERE.
OH, YOU'RE LUCKY I DON'T WANT TO BRUISE YOU.
COME OVER HERE. SIT DOWN.
SIT YOUR BACKSIDE... SIT DOWN.
NOW BOTH OF YA'LL, LOOK AT ME.
RIGHT HERE, LOOK AT WHAT YA'LL DONE DID.
WE NOT PLAYING THIS GAME.
WE ARE NOT PLAYING THIS GAME.
YOU KNOW WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO?
BOTH OF YA'LL ARE GONNA GET YOUR BEHINDS UP
AND CLEAN THIS MESS BY THE TIME I COUNT TO 20,
AND IF YOU DON'T, YOU'RE GONNA LEARN SOMETHING.
-DO YOU UNDERSTAND? -YES.
-YES, DANAISHA. -YES, DANAISHA.
OKAY, GET TO IT. GET TO WORK, GO.
WHERE'S YOUR MOM?
SHE SAID TWO TO THREE HOURS, IT'S BEEN THREE.
I THOUGHT SHE WENT FOR TWO, COME ON.
HURRY UP! 1, 2, COME ON, 3, DON'T LET ME GET TO 20.
OH MY GOSH.
THAT WAS A LONG TRIP.
OH, WOW. THIS PLACE LOOKS NICE!
YOU GUYS KEPT IT CLEAN.
YOU GUYS DID A GREAT...
WHAT? WHY DO YOU GUYS LOOK SO SAD?
-WE'RE FINE. -YEAH, WE'RE FINE.
-YOU SURE? -YEAH.
OH, ELI, YOU WANT ME? I'LL COME GET YOU.
YOU LOOK SAD TOO. ARE YOU OKAY?
DENISHA, IS EVERYTHING OKAY?
-DANAISHA. -OH, I'M SORRY,
DANAISHA DID EVERYTHING GO SMOOTHLY?
-YEAH, WE HAD FUN RIGHT GUYS? -YEAH.
WELL, I'M GLAD YOU GUYS HAD A GREAT TIME WITH DANAISHA.
I DO HAVE YOUR NUMBER SO IF I NEED YOU I CAN CONTACT YOU AGAIN, RIGHT?
MHM.
OKAY, WELL, I'LL GO AHEAD AND WALK YOU OUT.
OKAY, SO GUYS, GO AHEAD AND SAY BYE TO DANAISHA,
I'LL GO AHEAD AND WALK YOU OUT.
-BYE. -BYE BYE, DANAISHA.
WELL, LET ME GO AHEAD AND WALK YOU OUT.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING,
-I APPRECIATE YOU. -NO PROBLEM.
-ARE YOU GUYS-- YOU GUYS OKAY? -YES.
-YOU SURE? -YEAH.
-YOU SURE? -YES.
OKAY, WELL, DID YOU GUYS GET TO DO YOUR HOMEWORK?
YES.
OKAY. WHAT ABOUT THE PIZZA?
DID YOU ENJOY YOUR PIZZA?
YES, I GUESS.
OKAY.
ALL RIGHT, GUYS SO SINCE YOU GUYS HAD A GREAT TIME WITH THE BABYSITTER,
I ACTUALLY HAVE A DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT AGAIN TOMORROW
SO I'M GOING TO CALL HER TO COME BABYSIT YOU GUYS AGAIN.
WHAT?!