THERE'S LOTS TO TALK B LET'S GET INTO IT.
FIRST WE LIKE TO SAY HAPPY HANUKKAH TO EVERYBODY.
(APPLAUSE) AND OF COURSE TONIGHT IS THE
SECOND NIGHT OF HANUKKAH WHICH MEANS ONLY SIX MORE NIGHTS, TO
FIGURE OUT HOW TO CORRECTLY SPELL HANUKKAH.
(LAUGHTER) EARLIER THIS EVENING PEOPLE
GATHERED IN NEW YORK CITY TO WATCH THE LIGHTING OF THE SECOND
CANDLE ON THE WORLD'S LARGEST MENORAH.
NOW THIS MENORAH IS EXTRA SPECIAL BECAUSE ST THE ONLY
MULTISTORY GOLDEN STRUCTURE IN NEW YORK THAT DOESN'T HAVE TRUMP
WRITTEN ON IT.
(LAUGHTER) SPEAKING OF TRUMP, AS YOU KNOW,
THE G20 SUMMIT TOOK PLACE THIS WEEKEND.
WE'VE ALL BEEN BUZZING ABOUT IT.
I MEAN WHAT BUT, MADAME, YOU STILL GOT G20 FEVER?
STILL G20 FEVER, OH YEAH, BIG TIME.
HERE IS THE THING, PRESIDENT TRUMP, RIGHT, HE WAS SHAKING
HANDS WITH THE PRESIDENT OF THE ARGENTINA JUST BEFORE ALL OF THE
WORLD LEADERS GATHERED TO TAKE A GROUP PHOTO.
ALTHOUGH IT DOESN'T SEEM LIKE TRUMP WAS ALL THAT INTERESTED IN
STICKING AROUND.
TAKE A LOOK.
(LAUGHTER) EVEN TRUMP DOESN'T THINK HE
BELONGS ON THE WORLD STAGE.
NOW THE SUMMIT, THE SUMMIT TOOK PLACE IN BUENOS AIRES,
ARGENTINA, OR AS TRUMP CALLS IT, MEXICO.
(LAUGHTER) NOW IF YOU THINK TRUMP WAS
LEAVING FOR SOME EMERGENCY PRESIDENTIAL BUSINESS, THINK
AGAIN.
BECAUSE AFTER HE LEFT THE STAGE, TRUMP COULD BE HEARD ON AN OPEN
MIC SAYING THIS TO AN AIDE.
TAKE A LOOK.
>> GET ME OUT OF HERE.
>> James: GET ME OUT OF HERE.
ALTHOUGH AS FAR AS THINGS TRUMP HAS SAID ON AN OPEN MIC, THIS
SOANL ABOUT THE 9th-- 900STth MOST
INSULTING.
IN OTHER TRUMP NEWS FORMER CALIFORNIA GOVERNOR AND FORMER
KINDERGARTEN COP AN SOLD SCHWARZENEGGER SPOKE TO A UNITED
NATIONS DELEGATES EARLIER TODAY AND COMMENTED ON DONALD TRUMP
WITHDRAWING IF THE PARIS CLIMATE ACCORD.
HERE IS WHAT HE SAID, TAKE A LOOK.
>> YES, WE HAVE A MESHUGGE LEADER.
>> James: SCHWARZENEGGER CALLED, HE CALLS TRUMP A
MESHUGGE WHICH IS YIDDISH FOR CRAZY.
NOW LOOK, EVERYONE CELEBRATES HANUKKAH IN THEIR OWN WAY,
DISINLT 58LY, SCHWARZENEGGER IS YIDDISH FOR, HARD TO UNDERSTAND
EVEN WHEN HE IS JUST SPEAKING ENGLISH.
HE CALLED TRUMP CRAZY AND WE'RE ALL THINKING THE SAME THING
RIGHT NOW.
I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE HOW DONALD TRUMP SPELLS SCHWARZENEGGER IN
HIS RESPONSE TWEET.
IT WILL BE AMAZING.
YOU KNOW, I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD BE SEE ARNOLD
SCHWARZENEGGER USING YIDDISH E PREKSES BUT APPARENT LEIGH HE IS
DOUBLING DOWN, TODAY HE SAID HE WILL START IN A NEW HOLIDAY
REWORK, JINGEL OY THE VEY, AND A HUGE HEAVYWEIGHT BOXING
CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH IN LOSING LESS ON SATURDAY.
THE INTERNET COULDN'T GET OVER WHAT THE DEFENDING CHAMPION
DEONTAY WILDER WORE TO HIS MATCH WITH TYSON FURY.
HE WALKED OUT IN A RATHER UNUSUAL OUTFIT.
HERE HE IS HERE.
LOOK AT THAT.
EVEN ELTON JOHN WAS LIKE THAT'S A LITTLE MUCH, A LITTLE MUCH.
HE LOOKS LIKE A PEACOCK WON THE LOTTERY.
HE LOOKINGS LIKE DONALD TRUMP MAKING A GUEST APPEARANCE ON
GAME OF THRONES.
NOW-- (APPLAUSE)
THE FIETD WAS EVENTUALLY TRK WENT ALL 12 ROUND, IT WAS
EVENTUALLY CALLED A DRAW RESULTING IN DEONTAY WILDER
RETAINING HIS CHAMPIONSHIP BELT.
HONESTLY, A DRAW.
THAT IS EVEN MORE RIDICULOUS THAN WHAT DEONTAY WILDER WORE.
TYSON FURY WON THAT FIGHT.
HE DID.
HANDS DOWN.
IT WASN'T EVEN CLOSE.
IT WASN'T.
WILDER COULDN'T EVEN HOLD FURY'S LUNCH, RIGHT, HE COULDN'T-- AND
I WOULD SAY THAT TO HIS FACE.
YOU KNOW WHY, BECAUSE HE'S SOFT.
THAT IS WHY HE WORE FEATHERS, BECAUSE HE'S A CHICKEN.
BAH, BAH, BAH.
(APPLAUSE) >> WHAT WERE YOU SAYING, JAMES?
>> James: DEONTAY!
(LAUGHTER) DEONTAY WILDER, EVERYBODY,
CHAMP.
(APPLAUSE) >> WHAT WERE YOU SAYING, JAIMS?
>> James: I-- THAT DEFEND-- DEPENDS HOW LONG YOU
HAVE BEEN STANDING.
>> LONG ENOUGH.
>> James: I WAS JUST, YOU KNOW, I WAS-- ACTUALLY SAYING
THAT I THINK CHICKENS ARE ACTUALLY PRETTY TOUGH. AND I, I
THOUGHT THAT WHAT YOU WORE INTO THE RING WAS AMAZING.
I LOVED IT.
I HAVE ACTUALLY ORDERED ONE MYSELF.
SO I LOVED IT.
>> STOP, STOP TALKING.
JUST STOP TALKING.
>> James: MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST START THE SHOW.
>> RIGHT.
HE'S REGGIE WATTS, HE'S JAMES CORDEN AND I'M THE WBC
HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD, DEONTAY WILDER, ROLL THE
TITLES.
>> James: SORRY ABOUT THAT.