It's like my father always used to say...
"quack"
FUCK!!
Showdown!
[chuckling] You can never get me down here!
I'm unkillable!
Duel!
- Alright, let me get the flintlock pistol.
Okay, backs to each other.
And we take ten paces.
One.
Two.
Three.
Four.
Five-
What am I, fucking stupid?
- THAT'S NOT TEN!
WHADDA YOU THINK I'M STUPI-
Quack quack quack quack quack
- What are you doing, Jason?
Quack quack- I'm Car Duck!
Get the- get the net gun!
Quackquackquackquackquack
Ack quack quack quack quack-
BA!!
FUCK!
BRGHRGHRGH-AHAHUH
BAAAAAUGH!!
Shoot!
That's what I thought, pussy!
What the hell do I do?
- Wait- open up the boxes.
- And see if you get like, a... Piece of shit, he's just sitting there!
This is stupid!
Banana.. Oh, gas!
- Hey flamethrower it, it's gasoline.
I- I don't- I don't know what to do.
Yeah, put this..
Yeah.
OH GOD. Damn it.
This stupid guy!
God damn it...
A-nuhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuh.
Nah, I'm outta here.
Goodbye.
See ya.
Hahaha, goodbye!
Fuck.
- I gotta get that mind control thing
- I gotta get that mind control thing I GOTTA GET MY MIND- GET MY MIND CONTROL
AMAMAMAMA - No!
bababubububyebububo- - No!!
Dead. - You are the worst!
He is the master of the ducks.
[ whistling "The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly" ]
AABABABABABA
WHERE'S MY DICK
WHERE'SMYDICK
BABABA-AOUGH
Damn it!!
I know where he is...
Hello.
- OH GOD!!
You're busted. You're comin' with me, kid.
Say goodbye
to Muddah Goose.
Say goo'bye..
BRRAPAPAPAPPMPAPRMBMBMBA
MOBY DICK, BAYBEE!
PRRUMPUHPMMPMD-YYEEEEAH
ROCK ONN
BRO-WAAaaaa...
Encore!
I don't care what I gotta do to win this one.
I'm gonna wi- *gasp!*
They got the Quad Laser in here!?
Pvwv!
Look at that!
The bullet is enormous!
Jumping...
Is useless!
Wait, I want that.
No, this gun is a hundred times better! - Naw, I don't like- I don't like that you have that big gun.
Gimme that big ass gun! No-
- Oh fuc-
[laughter]
Fight me like a man!
Don't-
PFF!
[maniacal laughter]
NANANANANANANANA
Nanananananananana.
*gasp* He's dead!
Oh he's not dead! - Jason!
SLAM DUCK!!!
[inner monologue] Fools.
[inner monologue] They think that I'm actually dead. - Just don-, don't
[inner monologue] but-
[out loud] -really..
What-- NO!
WAH
WAH-WOAH-WOAH-WOAH-WOAPH-WOOF-WOAH-WOAH
Leave me outta this.
[ lasers, beeping, quacking ]
Nono.
No- I don' want no trouble!
I don' want no trouble nonono- - Think about it.
I don't want no trouble - Think about it.
Don't you EVER fuck with me in Duck Game.
Put it down, man.
That's too much power for you.
You're not ready yet!
- Naw man. I can handle it. Just put it-
PUT IT DOWN
- I CAN HANDLE IT, MAN. Don't-
DON'T-
This gun requires a master's touch.
And now, for tonight's main event!
The World Championship Match!
In this corner:
Richard Killface.
Born into a life of pain and brutality,
haunted by the voices of his past.
And in this corner:
MURDERFUCKER
He killed his own parents when he was four years old!
Now he thirsts for the blood of the innocent
as his life spirals into the BOWELS of HELL!
And in THIS corner:
A retarded frog.
*ding!*
"Quack"
Which of these legends...
...will walk among the gods!?
Oh god.
♪ [ Don't Fuck With Duck - Duck Game OST ] ♪